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We have been gone for a little bit but we are back. 

Brian and Em discuss Florida Man, OJ Simpson, bear murder, attack squirrels and a couple of jerkoffs. 

Brian & Em discuss kicking the Terminator, space wars, drunken Walmarters,  chicken scams, tripping kids and more. 

Brian and Emily discuss breaking into houses to do dishes, alligators in low places, and peeling chicken nuggets like psychopaths.

Episode 28 from 4/20/2019

 Brian and Em discuss whether or not old ladies can float, hacked vaginas, nature's penis graffiti, and whether or not old men can abduct themselves. 

Simply Nonsense Episode 26

We discuss meth/death parties, dog 3 ways, Bill Cosby, and dirty hedgehogs. 

Emily & Brian discuss dead bald eagles, hide & seek gone wrong, and jerking it at the office.

We talk about the moon and aliens, Chinese jokes, biting off ears and fake news. Oh, and we have a special guest.

 We discuss monkeys, guns. hot sauce and old liars. 

 Simply Nonsense Live Episode 21 Brian and Em discuss evil twins, emotional support chicken, the unfortunate death of Santa, and our animal overlords. 

Brian and Em talk about stealing your fried chicken, why you don't have sexy time with Christmas trees, and gonorrhea

Em and Brian discuss used condoms, naked meth bongos, murdering roommates, showing up uninvited and some other nonsense.

We discuss cock costumes, spider killing, shooting your grandson, having a blessed day and more!

Brian and Em discuss fake moons, fart discrimination, plane etiquette, and feminist Kleenex.

Brian and Em talk about monkey bus drivers, dads with chainsaws, crack teeth, spooky haunted houses, the 2nd Amendment, another mad pooper, and microwaved piss.

Brian and Em discuss HIPPO violations, dog fuckers, and marrying a pig

We discuss mental midgets, mental fakers, real midgets and murderous wives. This episode was streamed live on youtube during our alleged storm. https://youtu.be/KRWqXlFfymU

Brian goes to an open mic in Charleston. Did he kill it? Let us know.