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97 minutes | 13 days ago
(Ep. 147): Order of the Black Eagle – Movie Commentary: November 2020
A James Bondish spy and his female assistant infiltrate a group of South American Nazis who have kept Hitler alive until they take over the... using the ultimate weapon. We are back watching another terrible action film of the 80s. Today, we celebrate the great Sir Sean Connery by watching a knockoff Bond film that is worse in every way you could possibly think off. (Don't worry we will watch the other shitfest in this series). Trivia: I believe this film is the first film to make the star, the least entertaining person in the film. Maybe it was the actor who just seems not to really want be here. His character seems to just get lost in the story, almost how lost we got watching this damn cluster fuck. Oh and yeah he's "partner" is a baboon. Let's do this!
87 minutes | a month ago
(Ep. 146): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - November 2020
Batman, the Joker, Ra's Al Ghul, Walter Vinci from First Time Watchers...seriously, a whole bunch of people show up on this special Election Edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. The boys politic about Hollywood news in the return of Can You Dig It. Julie's Diary reveals your favorite announcer's stance on the upcoming election...kinda. And the boys pick the winners to a couple of battles to the death in another round of Simplistic Fisticuffs. So do your constitutional duty and listen to this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.
722 minutes | a month ago
12HR Spooktacular - 2020
Happy Halloween! Join us again for 12 hours of 3 very non-productive men sitting around doing nothing but watching 8 films, 6 terrible and 2 good films. Could it get anymore scary? Re-live our first annual 12HR Spooktacular! Grab the movies below and watch along with us...if you dare. Our lineup from the Oct. 17th. Schedule (EST) 12:00pm - The Funhouse (1981) 1:35pm - Evil Dead (2013) 3:06pm - Break #1 3:11pm - Hellbound (1994) 4:45pm - Monster Dog (1984) 6:10pm - Intermission - Break #2 6:17pm - Soultaker (1990) 7:52pm - Final Destination 5 (2011) 9:14pm - Break #3 9:19pm - Pumpkinhead (1988) 10:45pm - Dracula (1931) 12:00am - End
94 minutes | a month ago
(Ep. 145): Death Spa – Movie Commentary: October 2020
Death Spa R 1989 ‧ Horror/Slasher ‧ 1h 28m Customers at an exclusive fat farm are haunted by a force which turns exercise equipment into deadly killing machines. Spooky! Halloween is right around the corner, so lets watch a movie about exercise equipment killing people! Sounds like one hell of a movie right? We all know COVID-19 came with a lot. Now we need to loss a bit of weight, so come with us as we all signup to loss a few pints of blood. Oh and don't worry about the random murders. Each one banks us a free 3 week gym membership. Grab your LA Looks, that neon shirt and lets hit the gym...or spa...ugh...whatever this is Death Spa!
60 minutes | 2 months ago
Simplistic Takes Ep. 5 | The Boys: Season 2 (E1-E7)
Matt and Justin sit down here on Simplistic Takes and discuss season 2 (up to episode 7) of the best show on right now, The Boys!
60 minutes | 2 months ago
Simplistic Interviews Ep. 012: Debbie Rochon
On this Simplistic Sit-Down, Matt chats with the fantastic Debbie Rochon, a women of so many talents it would be a travesty to mention this all in this summary. Maybe you should just listen to the show and see what we mean. For more info on Debbie, please visit Debbie's homepage, right HERE
71 minutes | 2 months ago
(Ep. 144): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2020
On this October episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, Justin talks about his brush with brush fires near his California home. The boys discuss frightening possibilities in a segment we call Scary Thoughts. Matt compares Justin to Robert Kraft inexplicably, and DJ dresses up in order to see if Matt and Justin can guess what he's supposed to be in a game called What Are You Supposed To Be. All that and more on this spooktacular episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. Yes...we know spooktacular isn't a word.
84 minutes | 2 months ago
Simplistic Interviews Ep. 011: John Brennan
We're back with another Simplistic Interview. This time we have John Brennan, a man of many talents. From his kindergarten song writing career, days of working with Troma, and his magnum opus, the opening theme for "The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs" on Shudder, we cover it all. John was also one of the producers on Troma's latest take from the Bard; #ShakespearesShitstorm, which we also review HERE. Matt and John also chat about how great Jim Henson truly was, might get a little political, and we let the crowd know that Troma is always looking for the next great script. It could be YOU!!! Follow John on Twitter HERE And find out more about #ShakespearesShitstorm HERE
94 minutes | 2 months ago
(Ep. 143): Sleepaway Camp – Movie Commentary: September 2020
Happy Halloween! It's official! Halloween has begun here at Simplistic Reviews. With everything that has been terrible this year, what more could you ask for then a good old slasher. Ready for some camping? How about a gender reveal party? We have it all here today with... Sleepaway Camp R 1983 ‧ Horror/Slasher ‧ 1h 28m Angela Baker, a shy, traumatized young girl, is sent to summer camp with her cousin. Shortly after her arrival, anyone with sinister or less than honorable intentions gets their comeuppance. For more reviews and podcasts, visit: Simplistic.Reviews
120 minutes | 3 months ago
(Ep. 142): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - September 2020
On the September episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys say the first things that come to their minds when hearing entertainment news stories in Word Association. Matt and Justin set the record straight about their feelings on Rick And Morty in another edition of Simply Say Anything. DJ rants about Star Wars...again, Julie laments about her favorite streaming services, and the boys discuss Genghis Khan...in a way. All that and more on the greatest podcast on Earth. The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
110 minutes | 3 months ago
Simplistic Takes: Ep. 4 | Fantasia Fest 2020
Matt and Justin sit down to discuss some of the films they have seen at this years Fantasia Film Festival. #Fantasia #Movies #FilmFestival #Podcast ------------------------------------------------------ Site: http://SimplisticReviews.net Shop: http://simplistic.reviews/shop iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4 Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming --------------------------------------------------------
51 minutes | 3 months ago
'''Live' from Fantasia Fest 2020' Simplistic Interviews Ep. 010: Bao Tran, Director of 'The Paper Tigers'
As we end the first weekend of Fantasia Film Festival 2020, Matt chats with the director of the kung-fu comedy, "The Paper Tigers,'" Bao Tran. The Washington native, who's parents are from Vietnam, talks about the Hollywood and Vietnamese film making process, and the eight year journey of bringing "The Paper Tigers' to life. Bao and Matt also discuss 80s and 90s nostalgia, the influence of Bruce Lee, and rap cyphers and dojo busting! "The Paper Tigers" will premier at Fantasia Fest 2020 on August 30th. Get more info right HERE on that. And peep the Q&A right after the flick as well. And check out more info on "The Paper Tigers" right HERE For even more social media goodness, check out the links below: Twitter: @_thepapertigers Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ThePaperTigersMovie/ Instagram: @_thepapertigers URL: thepapertigersmovie.com Email: email@example.com
50 minutes | 3 months ago
'''Live' from Fantasia Fest 2020' Simplistic Interviews Ep. 009: Ryan Spindell, Director of 'The Mortuary Collection'
The 2020 Fantasia Film Festival is underway, and we have another great interview for you. This time we are joined by Ryan Spindell, the director of the horror anthology, 'The Mortuary Collection.' Matt and Ryan chat about their collective love of 'Creepshow,' how it took eight years to finally get his first feature film completed, the world building of Raven's End, and how cool Clancy Brown actually is. Click HERE for our review of 'The Mortuary Collection' You can holler at Ryan over on his social media links as well. Twitter Instagram And check out TrapDoor Pictures
47 minutes | 3 months ago
''Live' from Fantasia Fest 2020' Simplistic Interviews Ep. 008: Ryan Kruger, Director of 'Fried Barry'
For our coverage of the 2020 Fantasia Fest Festival, we are kicking things off interview-style with Ryan Kruger, the director of the gonzo alien road trip flick, 'Fried Barry.' Ryan and Matt chat about the making of 'Fried Barry,' how he kept his star, Gary Green, on his toes throughout production, how 80s films of his youth shaped the making of the film, and what it took to make his feature film debut a reality. Check out the trailer for 'Fried Barry' HERE And make sure to head over to Fantasia Film Festival for the COMPLETE SCHEDULE and when you can stream 'Fried Barry.' Fantasia Film Fest 2020 runs from August 20th to September 2nd Find out more about Ryan Kruger's work and where you can get in touch with him below: Website: www.ryankruger.tv Facebook: www.facebook.com/RyanKrugerOfficial Twitter: @ryankrugerthing Instagram: aryankrugerthing IMDB: http://www.imdb.me/ryankruger
97 minutes | 3 months ago
Wheel Of Doom: Ep. 2 - Movie Commentary
After two episodes the wheel has finally broken us. I believe we need to rethink things and destroy this curse from hell. Unless you girls and guys like us getting severely mentally punished…wait do you? Do you like us getting punished? How about physically punished? Hummm, maybe this is a good time to speak to you about our OnlyFans page. If that doesn't sound good, listen to this; every Monday we take a rusty linked chain and recor- Well, I don't want to spoil it. So check it out for yourself!
96 minutes | 4 months ago
(Ep. 141): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - August 2020
Time once again to go into your room, leap under the covers, pop in your headphones and listen in secret to the most outrageous entertainment industry film podcast this side of the Rio Grande. Speaking of which, on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys let loose on American icon, John Wayne. Matt and Justin take turns trying to read each other's minds in another edition of Simplistic Submarine. DJ introduces a new game centered around the demise of movie villains in Simplistic Death. Also, Doctor Doom reveals what he does for a day job. That, another entry into Julie's Diary, a Sean Bean death retrospective, special appearance from Walter Vinci from First Time Watchers podcast and Jeanette Ward from the Mundane Adventures Of A Fangirl, and an 80s movie mullet-off...all on this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.
30 minutes | 4 months ago
Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 010 – Ryan McKay from Living Waters Brewing
In the Season One finale of 'Beyond the Pale Ale' we come full circle and back to Nashville where Matt chats with Ryan McKay from Living Waters Brewing. Coming up on their One Year Anniversary Matt and Ryan chat about how plans changes, almost on a minute to minute basis, in 2020, and the state of beer, locally. Living Waters is also a part of the 'Black is Beautiful' beer project, which now has over 1,000 breweries involved. Honestly, it has been an honor to be able to work with some many great people on this project. While the subject matter isn't the happiest, hopefully 'Beyond the Pale Ale' has been able to translate how hard people are working in these unprecedented times and how they are adapting and evolving in ways that they never saw coming. Between racial and social injustice, a pandemic that has brought our economy to it's knees and polarized politics, its been rough, but together, and we get through this. Hopefully, when Season Two goes into production we have moved on and into better and more 'normal' times. Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these tough and emotional times. If you want to yell at Matt about his interviewing skills, or lack thereof, e-mail him at firstname.lastname@example.org or if you want to leave a general comment or maybe even want to throw your two-cents onto the show, e-mail email@example.com Show Notes Living Waters Brewing Black is Beautiful Beer Project
105 minutes | 4 months ago
Wheel Of Doom: Ep. 1 - Movie Commentary
There is a wheel that has been hidden for centuries. Hidden from the world for the power it welds. Its destruction is unlike anything you could imagine. And now its back. As a way to pick a movie, for a terrible podcast. Behold the Wheel Of Doom!
51 minutes | 5 months ago
Simplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 009 – JT Stellmach from Holy City Brewing
On this episode of 'Beyond the Pale Ale' we scoot over to South Carolina to chat with JT Stellmach of Holy City Brewing in North Charleston, South Carolina. Matt shares a couple of Holy City's best while the duo discuss the business, the brewery and collaborations. Oh, and who are the TOP FIVE, DEAD or ALIVE, in Hip Hop. Remember to keep supporting your local bars, restaurants, breweries and distilleries in these tough and emotional times. If you want to yell at Matt about his interviewing skills, or lack thereof, e-mail him at firstname.lastname@example.org or if you want to leave a general comment or maybe even want to throw your two-cents onto the show, e-mail email@example.com Show Notes: Holy City Brewing
54 minutes | 5 months ago
Simplistic Interviews Ep. 007 Jeffrey A. Brown and Tyler Davidson from 'The Beach House'
On this episode of 'Simplistic Interviews' Matt chats with Jeffrey A. Brown and Tyler Davidson, the director and one of the producers, respectively, from the new horror gem you can find on SHUDDER; 'The Beach House.' Everything from uncooperative fog, body horror, oysters, and beyond is covered. Make sure you check out OUR REVIEW of 'The Beach House' as well.
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