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Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 165! In this episode, Charley's vodka tastes oddly of fancy shampoo, Sean owes some daycare workers an apology and Matty is going clothing shopping in Thailand.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 164! In this episode, Sean's on a secret mission for NASA so Matty and Charley relive Spring Break stories, family vacations and Matty's still looking a ticket to see Taylor Swift!

Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 163. In this episode, Matty planned a vacation but not this soon, Aldi has some very suggestive Peeps, Charley is super comfortable with you guys, and Sean willed himself to stop whining about Daylight Saving Time

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 162! In this episode, Sean still isn't honking while Matty is picking up his slack and Charley recalls her Girl Scout glory days.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 161! In this episode, Sean's daughter has ruined his favorite blender, Charley spoils the ending of "12 Angry Men" and Matty is going to invite people to his house at some point sometime... later.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 160! In this episode, Matty wants to know how to taxidermy a fish, Sean remembers his good friend Baby Man and Charley's not looking for a BBL anytime soon.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 159! In this episode, Matty learns he's been kitten fishing all wrong, Sean is dripping in rizz and Charley explains the difference between a beige flag and a pink flag.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 158! In this episode, we determine spy balloons are less scary if they looked like Pikachu, Sean makes sports talk, Charley thinks Ben and J.Lo are in trouble and Matty shares edible underwear tips.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 157! In this episode, Sean decides what treasure to bring to the Antiques Roadshow, Charley wants to get a Carousel horse out of spite and Matty is the king of cloche!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 156! In this episode, Charley is studying overseas so Sean and Matty discuss their mostest favorite things from Trader Joe's, why you shouldn't stack your dishes at a restaurant and what is Sean's oldest spice.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 155! In this episode, Matty's pulling junk cars apart, Sean wants to go digging for money jars and Charley debates odors versus smells.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 154! In this episode, we're joined by local celebrity Scott from Wieners & Losers. He started out with a lone Frogger machine and now has his own fully functioning 80's Arcade! Check him out at longlivethe80's.com!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 153! Sean's got a horrible illness... ONION FINGERS, Matty channels his inner Waffle House Wendy, and Charley has tips on how to undecorate your house.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 152! Charley's taking the week off so Matty and Sean carry on planning to buy a palate of returned Amazon packages, stressful jobs and a money-making scheme involving goats and Christmas trees.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 151! In this episode, Santa Sean is out delivering presents so Matty and Charley talk about the Yule Cat, Saran Wrap balls full of treats and the meaning of Christmas!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 150! In this episode, Matty wishes someone would gift him someone he can regift, Sean is surprised two boards nailed together wasn't the hottest toy the year he was born and Charley thinks back to the good old days of white dog poop.

In this episode, Matty is on vacation so Sean and Charley invite a special guest into the studio - Kevin Kaos! We talk December birthdays, Company Christmas Parties, and let the listeners air their grievances! 

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 148! In this episode, Sean commits crimes against soup while still claiming Matty and Charley are "soup dumb," Charley's mashed potatoes are THICC and Matty will take your life over if you're bald with a beard and glasses.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 147! In this episode, Matty is berated by Charley and Sean for messing with the Thanksgiving classics, Charley and the internet bond over cheap gas, and Sean spends an hour listing all the cheeses in his mac n' cheese.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 146! In this episode, Sean can't stop watching old MTV shows, Matty used to be Strip Club Santa and Charley shares her family recipe for stuffing.