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Shut Up Berto

27 Episodes

68 minutes | Sep 30, 2020
#27 - Debate Me
Election Debates between Trump and Biden are here for 2020. Talk about a royal mess and full of entertainment, I dive into the first debate and how people are reacting and how Social media and many divisions are a part of this years election. A very divisive and violent election from Left wing Antifa members and many riots and protests. Things are only heating up.   Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting!   Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs   Links to the Podcast below: Itunes: https://tinyurl.com/ydysc4po Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/y9voos52 Google Play: https://tinyurl.com/yb5zvrhu Stitcher Radio: https://tinyurl.com/yd8ld5ey
60 minutes | Sep 30, 2020
#26 - Chillin in Bed
Chilling with my wife in bed enjoying the sweet sounds of the Vietnamese Singer YTIET. Plus my wife and I talk about current politics, Colombian food, how Vegas has everything for everyone, but the lockdowns may have put a stop to that. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs   Links to the Podcast below: Itunes: https://tinyurl.com/ydysc4po Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/y9voos52 Google Play: https://tinyurl.com/yb5zvrhu Stitcher Radio: https://tinyurl.com/yd8ld5ey
71 minutes | Aug 9, 2020
#25 - Big Boom Bad
#25 - Big Boom Bad Happy to be back with you guys, I share my thoughts on finally getting an iWatch, plus the massive explosion in Beirut that left Lebanon shooketh. Talk about Biden and his take on African Americans and his love of sniffing kids. Lastly I vent about In-N-Out now using algebra to complete simple orders leading to lots of fun explaining how to take an order.   Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting!   Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs
75 minutes | Aug 3, 2020
#24 - Epstein’s Naughty List
Drop a quick one where I update you on my life and then spiral into a tirade about the people on Epstein’s List of visitors. Plus some insight on who goes there and whey they are not good people. Overall a shorter one to keep the creative podcast juices flowing.   Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting!   Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs
129 minutes | Jun 2, 2020
#23 - Loot & Scoot
Well I guess I am back from a years worth of not podcasting. With COVID-19 and now riots, protests, and justice for George Floyd I just could not sit around and not talk into a Mic like an idiot. So here we go.   Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting!   Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs
156 minutes | Mar 11, 2019
#22 - Captain Maravilloso
Back from Miami and the hot humid fun we had out there. I tell a long story of my time in Miami, laugh at a rich dick, and get into some Nerdy Captain Marvel controversy.   Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting!   Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs
105 minutes | Feb 20, 2019
#21 - Jussie Smollett Hoax
Sharing some lies via Jussie Smollett, the media, Covington, and so much  ore. I also share my insight into the TSA, travel and how much I my Papi is a pain in the Culo. Cuban Dads can be a problem. Getting ready for LVL UP Expo in April and Amazing Comic Con in June. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs
97 minutes | Feb 11, 2019
#20 - Cars, Trains, Planes, and 21 Farts
I drop some burning ship knowledge and let you know about my venture into Healthy Berto. Share my thoughts on 21 Savage being a UK citizen who is getting deported by ICE and back to the royal queen. Lastly I touch on a personal subject related to Flights and Farts. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs
49 minutes | Feb 8, 2019
#19 - Rainy Walnuts
Back to dropping some podcast love and making time to do so. On a dark rainy day I found some time to hang with my wife and play a fun game while also finding out my wife thinks balls look like raisins and thus proving my theory that she is dumb smart. We have a blast just being stupid and wasting time in pitch black darkness. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs
108 minutes | Dec 6, 2018
#18 - Steve Irwin to the D
Bringing the heat with a fresh episode. The podcast is now old enough to vote and talk about me becoming a Citizen as of tomorrow December 7th. I find out that Bald Eagles sound like squeaky grocery carts and I Raptor my head around it. A poor soul in China gets Steve Irwined in the D and I laugh way too hard at it. Plus I am shocked by the fact that many people clean their comdoms after using them because we are savages. Lastly I do a #deepdishberto moment and talk about my time in sports and becoming an Illustrator. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs
68 minutes | Nov 13, 2018
#17 - 6 Degrees of Berto
I get my Dragon Born on and go on a heavy weight rant about Video games, I drop some old man knowledge about Toonami, Pokemon, memes, and why young people don’t understand Cheese Omelettes in French. I wonder my Bagel Emojis are the end of mankind and Bert Kreischer has the most annoying laugh in human history and I prove it though science. Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting! Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs
92 minutes | Nov 12, 2018
#16 - American AF
Shut Up Berto is back and free as ever. I am now a US citizen and full of American Pride. I break down what the process was during the test and what to expect when doing the Citizenship test. I get political as an American can and breakdown some knowledge for young illustrators and Designers. Plus how my wife and I hate marathons and love Hot Topic.   Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting!   Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs
134 minutes | Oct 17, 2018
#15 - Free Wet WIlly
I am back in the studio giving people ASMR boners and tons of talk, from Khabib going extra Russian, why calling the cops on Whales make you a garbage person, why I became funny as a kid and dealing with bullying growing up. My inner Alex Jones comes when talking about Facebook and the Kavanaugh debacle. Plus how I dealt with getting mad lowballed (Pun Intended) by a sports Organization. Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs
45 minutes | Oct 2, 2018
#14 - Drive By: Yard House is Dog Food
I am back with a quick Drive By. I drop an update on my Immigration status and why big fingers suck, what it is like to be an Artist and some of the process involved. Plus my slow return to Stand Up Comedy and how much fun it is. Lastly I drop some science and truth about Yard House; who makes the best Dog Food you can over pay for.   Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs
123 minutes | Sep 18, 2018
#13 - Praise In-N-Out w/ Jesse Bray
Today I am joined by Jesse Bray, a great friend and owner of Mr.Bray Studios. We covered the current outrage culture focused on In-N-Out and Nike, plus some deep diving thoughts about anger and how it affects us all. Plus we get personal about some life lessons.  Check out Jesse via @mrbray on social media and www.mrbray.com Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs
50 minutes | Sep 8, 2018
#12 - Drive By: Barefoot Privilege
I decided to do a quick episode the day before my birthday. I wanted to cover the New Mexico Terror Camp, plus the passing of John McCain and how flip floppy people are. But all that was interrupted by the most annoying thing I have ever seen. A guy walking his dog barefoot, which lead me into a tirade of hate for his annoying bare feet. Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs
152 minutes | Aug 19, 2018
#11 - Ian "Burrito Bandito" Burford
Today I am joined by Ian Burford, long time friend and was a prior Co-Host on Thanks for the Invite Podcast. We hanged out and talked about why we both are no longer on the TFTI Podcast, we dive in head first into Movies like Snatch, Rock N Rolla, Infinity War, and the London Underground, plus some alien talk and a new show we just made up called Bull Hunters with a very brutal twist.  Please check out Ian on all Social media via @ianburford and on PSN via @bulldogburford.  Leave a 5 star review and be as brutal as you like. Check me out on social via @bertolaughs and @orozcodesign 
73 minutes | Aug 14, 2018
#10 - Space Forced
Back at it again. We get some Pears with a Rick Ross parody, I address my TFTI podcast absence. Grand Theft Auto comes to life with the Seattle Plane theft the recently happened, plus we put on our Tin Foil hats on with Aliens and their love of booty probing. I get chills over Space Force and our American take over of Space.   Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting!   Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs   Art and Design related: Instagram/orozcodesign www.orozcodesignstudio.com
66 minutes | Aug 8, 2018
#9 - Alex Jones Banned
Happy to be back talking about the Alex Jones ban hammer and how it feels like a slippery slope, plus how crazy people love to scream at Candace Owens while calling her a Nazi. I share my life changing Poop which made me realize so many things, such as the love I have for my Wife and how I enjoy FeedyTV and their endless professionalism when it comes to news and articles.  Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting!
84 minutes | Jul 29, 2018
#8 - He is in my behind
Shut Up Berto is back! Joined by my lovely wife the faithful immigrant. We bring back sad memories from Cuba and how it makes every situation a downer. Chinese news articles are great at discriminating against Polar Bears, which leads to Chinese Star Wars and He is in my behind. We talk about how weird Boba tea is and get deep into the McDonalds super fight that shook the fast food world.   Drop a 5 Star Review on iTunes so I can read it on the podcast, which should be very interesting!   Please feel free to check me out on all social media. Comedy and Podcast related: Twitter/BertoLaughs Instagram/BertoLaughs   Art and Design related: Instagram/orozcodesign Website
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