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Shotgun and Scotch

31 Episodes

97 minutes | May 1, 2014
Episode 200- Juicy On The Side
Stuart and Alisha from The Sketch Comedy Podcast Show join the guys for their 200th episode. The show is a bit different this week as the gang acts out a series of sketches with some banter in between. Sketches include: A topiary nightmare, a dangerously soft towel, a robbery gone wrong, some sexy castaways, and a zombie apocalypse rescue mission. They also discuss Joe's tingly face, Alisha's dick, and Stuart's new no underwear policy.
74 minutes | Apr 25, 2014
Episode 199- Me And My Beazor
Josh's heart was filled with joy when he saw a hipster fall down, and he spent Easter with a giant hair ball. Joe is angry with the rapper who cut off his penis. A Portland teen gave an idiotic interview after being accused of peeing in a drinking water reservoir. A pair of seven year old twins whipped a carjacker with a rubber snake. Josh wants pizza cake. A badly decomposed corpse will probably ruin your Easter egg hunt. A new powdered alcohol product will help you hide your problems from the world. Joe makes Josh spin the Wheel of Possible Misfortune.
91 minutes | Apr 18, 2014
Episode 198- Funeral Prostitutes
Josh was sneezed on by a dreadlocked jerk. The guys loved the hell out of Captain America: The Winter Soldier. In Russia, they're planning to live on the moon and a gang of snakes have taken over a school. A nearly naked Florida woman went on a rampage in a McDonald's. Josh wants Joe to set him up with some prostitutes at his funeral. An Italian guy earned a hefty jail sentence for pounding his lady too loudly. For the first time ever, Hollywood paid a lot for something stupid. Josh eats his emotions, and by emotions he means Oreos. Napping will kill you. A fish ate a vibrator. Josh talks about his experience with a bad neighbor. He also mentions a friend who left him a poop on a paper plate.
84 minutes | Apr 13, 2014
Episode 197- Pillow Graveyard
Friend of the show Stuart has started his own podcast, called Sketch Comedy Podcast Show. Josh gave a lesbian some fingerbanging advice. Joe questions the decision-making skills of a man with a cereal mascot tattoo. Joe horrifies Josh and the listeners with a graphic description of a surgery video. Police in Chicago are on the hunt for a mystery playground pooper. Joe grew up in a rural area and somehow failed to ever beat off in the woods. A mobile sex truck is cruising the streets of San Francisco. Complaints regarding the low quality of your drugs is not a matter for the cops.
88 minutes | Apr 4, 2014
Episode 196- Two Puppets In My Lap
Joe tries to be a robot from the future. He also takes about losing his grandfather. The guys once again choke on a cursed Now 'n Later. Josh has a potentially stupid theory about the next season of The Walking Dead and says "no thanks" to an important request from God. A Florida man got some instant karma on the highway. A creepy dude accidentally saved a life while doing something strange. A giant rat took over a Swedish family's kitchen. Josh recalls his terrible birthday at a puppet theater. A Texas man did not get a job despite sending a dick pic in with his resumé. A group of idiots became hopelessly lost in a public park. The guys try faking their orgasms.
59 minutes | Mar 29, 2014
Episode 195- Jäger-Monster
Joe needs a daily yogurt injection. Authorities are looking for a drunk couple that made love next to a dumpster. Hawaiian cops are trying really hard to keep their right to bang hookers on the job. An artist ruined a sexy robot. A barely enjoyable porn video has a surprisingly dark ending. Joe is concerned with some scary clown sightings. A Las Vegas thief felt the rhythmic wrath of Thunder Down Under. A Jagermeister-fueled Florida man started a fire and punched an old man while running out on his bar tab.
61 minutes | Mar 21, 2014
Episode 194- Us Sound Good
Josh dealt with a fun case of food poisoning. Joe questions the practicalities of impaling people. Ghost horses are discussed. A guy with a famous ball sack passed away. A man in Florida somehow slept through his daughter's rowdy party. A New Yorker was slightly unhappy to discover that his apartment was to be the site of an orgy while he was out of town. A reef diver has some nice HD footage of his shark attack. Police are having a tough time finding a chopped off ding dong. Josh has some sex tips for the listener.
74 minutes | Mar 16, 2014
Episode 193- Slime Boy
Josh makes a triumphant return. Joe tells a story containing these elements: peanut butter, a father and son, a cat's tongue and nipples. Joe's daughter dropped a leviathan in the toilet and he couldn't be prouder. A tiny masseuse made Josh giggle like a little girl. Josh loves slime. A mouthy parrot turned snitch. A dead guy woke up inside a body bag. Police in Florida did not take kindly to a man calling them nearly three thousand times. A brother and sister refused to let an arrest get in the way of their make out session. A teenager made love to a Hot Pocket and put it online. A penis museum is looking for some fresh meat.
70 minutes | Mar 4, 2014
Episode 192- Giving It The Juice
Stuart fills in for an out-of-town Josh. He tells a story about a phantom emission. The guys talk about poop for a really long time. Stuart once purchased an insane amount of Girl Scout Cookies. A California woman is trying to make herself dumber with hypnotherapy. Stuart is considering doing weird webcam stuff for cash. Don't take a meat cleaver to a bank robbery. Stuart shares some unusual father-daughter text messages. Ghost riding the whip is not cool if you're a five week old baby. A man in Iowa refused to be beaten by a vending machine.
71 minutes | Feb 21, 2014
Episode 191- On Vacation From God
The show opens with a heartfelt duet. Weed flavored condoms are cheap and available for your weird sex pleasures. A rabbit infested island makes Josh nervous. There is an Amish paradise in Florida. It is hard to believe, but a snake-handling preacher in Kentucky died at the non-existent hands of a serpent. If you work at a Radio Shack do not rob that Radio Shack. You're better off not thumbing through your boyfriend's phone, especially if he's into bestiality. Our troops are being rewarded for their service with some disgusting pizza. As a teen, Josh was too nice to tell a Mormon to stop calling him with scripture readings.
71 minutes | Feb 14, 2014
Episode 190- FedExcrement
The guys survived the snowpocalypse by staying inside and drinking. Josh hates urban skiers. Bob Costas' Olympics pink eye is mocked. A fight ensued after a couple's pot fueled butt sex fiesta was interrupted by the man's wife. A drunk plane passenger overreacted slightly when her sexual advances were rejected. A dude did something shitty when he was not hired for a job. Joe and Josh do some terribly cliched pothead voices. You should feel bad for the anthropomorphized M&Ms in those commercials. The guys have fun pretending to choke on candy.
64 minutes | Feb 8, 2014
Episode 189- The Midnight Itch
Joe's wife tried an unusual home remedy to cure his pink eye. The guys talk about the televised Super Bowl football sporting event and its advertisements. Polite crime does not pay. A Back to the Future musical is in the works, so Josh and Joe do some terrible singing. Josh inhabits the body of a really fat quarterback. A wood chipper ate a guy in Washington. A man in Florida reacted poorly to having a beer dumped on his head.
116 minutes | Sep 25, 2012
Episode 112- In A Coma In Tacoma
Joe wasted a bunch of time watching professional wrestling documentaries. Josh had an action-packed weekend in Tacoma. He drank way too much, attended a wedding and saw a tranny's boob. The Products of the Week are a beer coozie that makes you look homeless and a burger with extra extra extra extra extra cheese. A man finds his stolen car on eBay forty-two years after the crime took place. Josh's poop talks to him. A 71-year old blind man unleashes his fury on a couple of thieves. The boys recall the times they almost stabbed themselves. Joe talks about his wedding day and his toddler crashes the podcast. Josh becomes a dictator's doppelgänger.
102 minutes | Sep 25, 2012
Episode 111- Jorts On The Fourth Of July
87 minutes | Sep 25, 2012
Episode 110- The Power Hour
93 minutes | Aug 3, 2012
Episode 109- Redesigning Women
Josh's body is punished after he accepts a free cup of coffee. He also attends a depressing "amusement" park. Chinese villagers find a one-of-a-kind mushroom that turns out to be a sex toy. A master peanut butter cup thief has evaded authorities for several months. Josh finds his nemesis in a mayonnaise-obsessed woman. Joe has high cholesterol and a micro penis. Beard beer is the Product of the Week. Some kids on a nature retreat are duped into eating moose poop. Joe must choose between kleptomania or narcolepsy. God asks Joe and Josh to help redesign women. Josh takes it seriously. Joe wants them to have three boobs and get sustenance exclusively from semen.
111 minutes | Aug 3, 2012
Episode 108- Mayhem And Mischief
Josh's girlfriend is horrified while watching him drunkenly eat pizza in the dark. Joe reaches the next level of martial arts badassery. A man with 100 lb. testicles says "no thanks" to free surgery. Joe feels bad for the contestants in an ugly pageant. A scientific study finds that nearly all hotel rooms are covered in poop. The boys say yes and yuck to the forthcoming Octomom porn. For some reason, the cops are called when a man makes love to a teddy bear in an alley. A squid impregnates an old lady's mouth. Bubble Skin Man will haunt your dreams. Josh throws out five Products of the Week and loses his mind over a pizza vending machine. Joe is cursed with a constant pebble in his shoe. Josh hates the term "making love" and fights vampires while wearing Hulk Hands.
102 minutes | Aug 3, 2012
Episode 106- It And The Other One
Josh feels bad for staring at an old man's enormous facial tumor. Joe realizes that he is Bizarro Josh. Josh goes on a death march through downtown Portland to watch a parade. Joe is absolutely shocked by the size of his pancake order at a restaurant. Josh is massively disappointed with Piranha 3DD and poorly describes a creepy Black Keys music video. A crazy woman squeezes her boyfriend's nutsack until it pops. A renegade ice cream shop has created an absinthe Popsicle. A Canadian pornstar dismembered and had sex with a man...in that order. He then mailed the pieces to a couple of grade schools. A crematorium catches fire when they try to burn up a fatso. A Floridian woman beats up her boyfriend for not proposing. Joe refuses the call for space travel. Josh does not refuse the call to have sex with conjoined twins. He is also cursed with either ugly x-ray vision or having to make all decisions with a coin flip. Joe has to starve for a month or go to jail for a year.
86 minutes | Aug 3, 2012
Episode 104- Doing It Right
Josh becomes Max Payne. Joe made sex with his very pregnant wife. Josh's girlfriend is nearly crippled after she ran a half marathon with zero training. Joe once found a fingernail in a Subway sandwich. Josh is frightened by a sci-fi author/android. A creepy Swiss clown will stalk your kid for a fee. Joe picks his favorite man-scented Yankee Candle. A thief used his undies as a mask during a robbery. Josh is going to see SModcast live. Joe and Josh consider attending a BDSM convention. Josh declares Real Sex the worst show to masturbate to and he finds a website that lets you blackmail yourself. Josh is cursed with a desire to eat babies. Joe is burdened with either squishy shoes or constant whistling. Josh picks a catchphrase and marries an ape.
85 minutes | Aug 3, 2012
Episode 103- The Larry Chair
Josh wanted to postpone recording to play a video game. Joe takes a trip to a guitar repairman/weirdo's creepy workshop. The ocean eats a man's jet ski. A rattlesnake bites a dude at Wal-Mart. Josh pees all over himself at work. An all-you-can-eat restaurant asks a fried fish loving fatso to leave the premises. A van full of Swedes set up camp in the middle of a mortar field. An Australian museum is exhibiting a poo machine. A man rises from the dead at his own funeral. Whiskey flavored lube is the product of the week. Joe invents booze that tastes like sex. Josh goes back in time to fix his many regrets. He was also once too embarrassed to ask for help the time he nearly choked to death on a Now 'n Later. Joe has to dress as one of the Avengers for the rest of his life and gets fondled by old men for money. Josh's nipples are electrocuted.
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