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Today Ted and I stuff our faces with UTZ pub mix (which is delicious) and you can buy it here! We witness the best Facebook criminal confession ever, and learn about 16 million dollar cocaine bananas. There are secret tunnels under Walmart, and while I was in the Bahamas I saw a huge man in a […]

Today we find out what’s really in Bumblebee Tuna…..and how long you can really survive on cheesy poofs and girl scout cookies. Do you know what happens if you steal 80 pizzas and then try to sell them back to the police (like the guys in our show today?) Click play to find out! Listen to the […]

In this episode, you’ll hear about a woman that eats 13 lbs. of steak in just ten minutes. You won’t believe how big she isn’t! There’s free sushi in Japan, lawn art and Kim Jong Un’s gravity defying jersey shore haircut…..Ken lives like a hobo, and Ted yells at his pants. What are you waiting for? […]

In this episode, Ted gets hit with a dart gun at work and loses it, throws his coffee, eats bath salts and assaults his office. We find out that Antelope Island, while it sounds like the coolest island in the world should actually be renamed Sagebrush and Tic Island. Buffalos can get mad and when […]

In today’s show you’ll find out about our very own new political party. Monkeys can get head transplants, so why not people? And I have a dirty job and find a big surprise! Listen to the Audio In this episode you’ll discover… The box! Yes that’s right the Robot Lunch Box is coming. You don’t […]

Everyone is addicted to Netflix, Ted is a 4×4 master, Vanilla Ice is a burglar and Mr.T has a new show. And I get tianqiu tianqiu batteries from China! Listen to the Audio In this episode you’ll discover… A dude drives his jeep off a tow truck so it doesn’t get towed. There’s a biker […]

In today’s episode, Ken sends a picture of a cat to the I.R.S. in lieu of payment. We find out that the TSA has all of your loose change. Lambo doors…oh and the Forest Service is in the business of making cocktail charts. Tune in now. Listen to the Audio In this episode you’ll discover… […]

Today we find out that I am allergic to hot weather, and what makes killer orange juice. Also, Sunny-D is not sunny at all. And I come up with mega-OOOber. Let’s get to it!  Listen to the Audio In this episode you’ll find out about… The worst kind of orange juice. It’s like the milli-vanilli […]