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Shoot the Glass!
69 minutes | Oct 16, 2021
The Duo discuss football, Kit Kats, Mel Brooks, Nolan, and the word 'chalk.'
70 minutes | Sep 27, 2021
A Very Special Episode
New Episode! The Duo are joined by a special guest for a heartfelt episode. Together, they let down their guards, discuss the importance of adult male friendships, mental health, loss, fatherhood, and whether or not a donkey could inseminate a dragon.
113 minutes | Aug 15, 2021
The Microphone Beavers' Latest Album
XXL SIZE EPISODE! The Duo discuss the StG lost episode from two weeks ago and why it's been so long since the last post. Meet the new co-host, the surly battle droid D1-CK. Ryan reveals he is an imposter who has been misleading the audience for years. Other features include listener questions and the worst version of MFK in recorded history.
66 minutes | Jul 27, 2021
Chad Hucklebunny and His 42 Star Destroyers
The duo review people who review movies about cartoon characters playing basketball. Also, they hash out their latest IP that may involve your favorite emo Sith wannabe singing princess songs. Finally, a new segment where we read your reviews and give you advice on how to make them better!
66 minutes | Jul 11, 2021
Furburger Loves a Good Hotdog
The duo is back! Dug is so excited about being back on the podcast he possibly violates copyright laws, Ryan is old and an unexpected guest steals the show. Also, because of a slight technical difficulty, you'll have to imagine just how good Dug's battle droid impression is.
60 minutes | May 23, 2021
The Dongle Should Not Be a Thing!
Listen to the podcast critics have called, "A bunch of gross animal sex and gross eating!" The Duo give their take on how to stay safe during The Great Emergence, The Columbus Crew rebrand, and what they plan to do with their COVID millions. Plus, a whole new Lightning Round wherein Ryan becomes every woman's dream.
79 minutes | May 15, 2021
Man-sized Tubes of Liquid
The Duo pitch their idea for a new CW teen drama. Dug learns the wonder of magic. Ryan locks his daughter in the bathroom.
82 minutes | Apr 27, 2021
The Duo open Pandora's Lunchbox and unleash an undead horde unto the world. Together, they cook up the ingredients for the next great dark fantasy series, or perhaps an EDM single. Also, join them as they explore the bland and unassuming heritage and culture of the Isle of Caucasia.
76 minutes | Mar 29, 2021
I Do Not Want Them on a Duck; I Do Not Want Them on My Truck
Dug discovers the hard truth about blueberries and pomegranates. Ryan discovers the by-laws of regional karate tournaments. Snyder's Justice League leads to a classic Shoot the Glass! confrontation. Finally, Lightning Round! sinks to new lows of vile depravity and filth. Also, because Ryan is lazy and has poor time management skills, we're revisting a favorite theme song this week.
83 minutes | Mar 14, 2021
Ryan fails in every way despite making a positive impact in a child's life. Dug explores cleaning his body parts with two rocks and some water. WandaVision talk, plus they ask if Grogu is legally considered a child—hypothetically speaking.
77 minutes | Mar 1, 2021
Two Walnuts Wrapped in a Sausage Casing
The duo give advice on romance and parenting and why they swipe right on Darth Maul, but not Luke Skywalker.
88 minutes | Feb 16, 2021
Space Fight: Episode 2: Put It In Your Face!
The duo discuss sweaty hairy chests, how Aunt Beru is a bigger badass than Cara Dune, whether Chris Nolan is a giant douche, and why they're looking forward to the Gina Carano/Ben Shapiro teamup.
64 minutes | Jan 30, 2021
The Duo talk stocks, culinary tips, cannibalism, human sacrifice, religion, bipartisan sh•t swamps, hard-soled shoes, and The Spice Girls.
84 minutes | Jan 17, 2021
I Put It Over Some Macaroni, A Love Story
In a time of great upheaval, plague, and insurrection, two friends find themselves on opposite sides of an uncrossable ideological line, one that will do lasting, irreparable damage for years to come. Also, a theme song!
89 minutes | Jan 3, 2021
Secret Episode, 2020: Afterbirth!
Bonus Episode! Dug steals Ryan's identity. Ryan forgets the French verb 'prendre.' The duo share their kitchen safety tips for when you have to cook the family pets.
75 minutes | Dec 19, 2020
The Trauma Chamber!
Our very first, very special guest! Ryan convinces Dug the star war is dumb. Dug fat shames an alien, and the duo help bring about a Christmas miracle and fill the heart of the grinchiest scrooge with joy.
79 minutes | Dec 6, 2020
Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Grogu!
The duo give their very unexpected and controversial opinions on Christmas movies and music. Also, Ryan reveals the parenting secrets he learned from Gremlins, Dug proves Home Alone isn't really a Christmas movie after all, the original name for the podcast is revealed, and they finally talk about the movie they named the show after.
69 minutes | Nov 14, 2020
Masks On, Pants Off!
The duo discuss a public policy proposal for reducing time spent waiting in line, whether eating a popular breakfast staple makes you pro-choice by default, the rules for participating in delivery service orgies, and some dumb space movie you've probably never heard of.
85 minutes | Nov 7, 2020
The Duke of Fuqenshire
The duo agrees on something for the first time in recorded history! They talk stand-up comics and pre-historic Scottish pottery. Plus, tips for navigating obstacles at the USPS and how to execute a precision 20-yard free kick with a hamburger.
55 minutes | Oct 29, 2020
A Whole Load of Eunuchs!
Part two of our [Kooky] spooky Halloween spectacular! The duo discusses their favorite villains, safety tips for trick-or-treating during a plague and whether magical carnival games can grant immunity from statutory rape charges.
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