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The last broadcast for quite a while. Thank you so much for 18 months of amazing support. Follow Uqbah's other projects at www.horridwizard.com

Ingerland Ingerland Ingerland! John Barnes raps in this week’s episode as we do a podcast instead of watching the game of the tournament so far.

Euro having a laugh. Join us in the blatantly patriotic football room for a preview of Euro 2020. Plus, we speak to Youtuber Rayyan Siars about Chelsea, and round up our Fantasy Football performances.

It’s back (not by popular demand) and we’re rounding up the Mancunian European debacles, a Kamran bombshell + the season.

We talk Good Old Arsenal as Altaf joins us and touch upon subjects such as the 'Winston Bogarde' rule. Uqbah is unamused by the Chelsea-United bore-draw.

Kamran suggests dark and sinister reasons for Liverpool’s slump as Uqbah backs Ole. Pun of the day comes from the Sevilla-Juve game.

City win the league while we talk about Countdown hosts and Alan Pardew/Curbishley. Pun of the day: Danny Pings.

Man City are gonna win the league, Uqbah is sad and Shazad said "Alisson Becker more like Alisson Bekaaar" + Michael Owen goes to Dubai.

Kamran pledges allegiance to Manchester on air and Shazad and Uqbah pick the bones out of United's up and down week.

The drought is over, a first podcast episode in weeks. Liverpool's goal drought, America invading itself and a Goalkeeper quiz contained in this week's show.

Shazad’s puns get weaker as Liverpool get stronger and Uqbah discusses the Arsenal slump, you get me BLUD!!! (Registered Trademark: Arsenal Fan TV)

The Football Room is United in its joy at the midweek Champions League results (except Uqbah). Traditional Centre Forwards are also discussed in depth and should you unfollow Trump supporters on Twitter?   Featured guest: Rayyan Siars.

Shazad and Uqbah return to cover everything from racism in football to Maradona’s death to racism in football. Bruno Fernandes appreciation and racism in football is also discussed.

Aaqib the Real Madrid fan joins us to talk La Liga and heal the wounds of a nation / 2 teams that have been traumatised by Demba Ba + Top Trump Puns.

Alex the West Brom fan makes his debut as we talk United plummeting to 15th and why foreigners dive so much while British players invite contact.

We don’t like football we love it! But we kind of talk about cricket a lot in this episode.

Surreal Sunday is touched upon as the podcast hosts commiserate with each other. A Man Utd quiz cheers up Uqbah.

We discuss the brand new season, Kamran’s absence, favourite chocolate bars and our Fantasy Football teams.

We discuss the brand new season, Kamran’s absence, favourite chocolate bars and our Fantasy Football teams.

Round up of European finals, predictions for 20-21 season and Kamran+politics=Controversy.