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64 minutes | Dec 18, 2020
Film Critters - Episode 81
Hello fans of film. Today's episode we review Aaron Sorkins straight to Netflix (this is not a slur) movie The Trial of the Chicago 7. We briefly skim through the new Disney investors onslaught of new series coming over the next 200 years and why Nolan is shitting his pants. We delve in Tom Cruises' latest outburst with differing opinions, review the ancient classic Citizen Kane and generally wonder where the hell 2020 went. In the words of Tom Cruise - "Lick my fucking toast again and i'll have you all flogged!"
63 minutes | Dec 8, 2020
1: Film Critters...Episode 80
WOOOOO HOOOOOO! Film Critters is back with a new season of beautiful film reviews, movie news laughs and shouting. For the uninitiated we review the newest cinematic treat, pick each others brains about what we're currently viewing across all screen sizes, delve into some old classics, swear about what's currently doing our heads in as well as looking towards the future of filmmaking. All the while navigating our careers as indy filmmakers. This week we review Nolans newest mind flopper Tenet, this years spooky treat The Invisible Man and the gorgeous anime Weathering With You. We're glad to be back and we know you aren't.
78 minutes | May 26, 2020
79: Film Critters - Episode 7
Hello lockdown lovelies We managed to go have a beer in a field outside of Richmond to socially distance and podcast. But still be a bit socially unacceptable. We review the 1995 'classic' Outbreak. We talk about how silly the country is we live in, how we've entertained ourselves during london lockdown and of course disagree on young adult rom-coms. Also reviewed are Evelyn and The Fault in our Stars.
68 minutes | Feb 11, 2020
78: Film Critters - Episode 78
Film Critters...Episode 78 Well hellooooooo film fanatics. We're in the final stretch of our Oscar's death race super view-a-thon. This week we review The Lighthouse, Ford v Ferrari, Star Wars IX, Richard Jewell, Harriet, Breakthrough, For Sama, Klaus and The Lion King.
98 minutes | Feb 3, 2020
77: Film Critters - Episode 77
Film Critters...Episode 77. This podcast is definitely funny and informative and life-changing. Listen to it now. We review Joker, Frozen 2, Honeyland, Ad Astra, Little Women, A Beautiful day in the Neighbourhood, Judy and Jojo Rabbit.
96 minutes | Jan 23, 2020
76: Film Critters - Episode 76
Film Critters...Episode 76. Oscar season is well underway so we're going to be reviewing a shit ton of films every week now lead by yer boi 1917. We stick with out usual format of burps and swearing and political based angst. Reviewed in total is Bombshelll, American Factory, The Two Popes, Knives Out, The Edge of Democracy, The Irishman and I Lost My Body. Witch a Coin to your Tosser.
90 minutes | Dec 24, 2019
75: Film Critters - Episode 75 (the return)
Godjul ya filthy animals! After a hiatus for no good reason we are back to shout, swear, laugh and burp our way through this holiday season. On this episode we review the festive divorce romp-a-thon Marriage Story, cry a tear for our doomed country, spill a beer for the shite movies coming up in 2020 and deliver our favourite films of 2019. Also reviewed are John Wick 3 and The Interceptors.
74 minutes | Aug 30, 2019
74: Film Critters - Episode 74
68 minutes | Aug 12, 2019
73: Film Critters - Episode 73
Hello film fraternity. This week we review the new feelgood Boss-fest Blinded by the Light. We crawl down the rabbit hole of America's ongoing obsessive gun cult, shit our pants at the worlds ongoing data breaches and question why the fuck Dave is still watching Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Also reviewed are The Great Hack and Burning. Shameless plug.....Watch our new video for Rolo Tomassi's "A Flood of Light". Thank you. Bye.
59 minutes | Aug 5, 2019
72: Film Critters - Episode 72
Hello lovely folk of the world. We hope your lives are filled with hope and wonder. Today we review the lovely indie Irish drama Animals. We discuss Russia why Kevin Smith has lost weight and our most upsetting Scientologist discovery. We also review and, equally hate, Young Offenders and Intacto. And remember, if you think Guy Ritchie and Quentin Tarantino are the greatest filmmakers are all time then you are quite simply, a twat.
69 minutes | Jul 23, 2019
71: Film Critters - Episode 71
Good day to you amoeba's. This week review the summer spooky Midsommar. We tear into the world of keyboard-warrior gimps, praise the idiots running into Area 51 and discuss a whole host of super cool movies in development, Sonic not included. Also reviewed is Brassed Off and Journeyman. In the words of the true cinematic legend that is Quentin Tarantino....."everybody can absolutely just fuck off and stop looking at me".
70 minutes | Jul 5, 2019
70: Film Critters - Episode 70
Proper nice friends of film. Welcome to our hour of nonsensical film chat and random burps. This week we review Toy Story 4. Morrissey features heavily so we apologise for your ears. We discuss our recent Rolo Tomassi video shoot, try and cast our film version of Bioshock and share our love of Trolls. Also reviewed is a big double hitter review of one of our favourite movies Trollhunter. Never listen to this podcast if you are a Christian.
85 minutes | Jun 25, 2019
69: Film Critters - Episode 69
Hello worms. Welcome to episode 69 (OH FUCKING LOL) of the hit film review show. This week we delve into the new Netflix sci-fi I am Mother. We tier the best fighters in Game of Thrones, discuss the political machinations of 80's Germany and take a trip to gay hell. Touch us.
66 minutes | Jun 19, 2019
68: Film Critters - Episode 68
Hello worms. On this weeks riveting episode of the popular film review show we take a look at the recently Netflix acquired Danish thriller The Guilty. The episode takes place hours before our first public screening of We Progress so we suitably skittish in a Wimbledon pub. Also reviewed is The Tree of Life and To the Bone. Like Tarantino says on set every day 'put my mate into a car and drive it full pelt into a tree and pay me millions and I've got a well annoying voice so I should fuck off'.
67 minutes | Jun 10, 2019
67: Film Critters - Episode 67
Hello Babbies. Welcome to another riveting episode of the unpopular film review show Film Critters! This week we review the excellent Booksmart. We scream about how shit biopics are nowadays, how shit YouTube "influencers" can be and how NOT shit Booksmart is. Also reviewed are Control and Eighth Grade. Now go see Booksmart before more money is plied into an inevitable Jimmy Saville biopic and not original stories.
76 minutes | Jun 3, 2019
66: Film Critters - Episode 66
Hello film lovers. After what seems likes almost 10 years we're back with Season 3 of pointless shouting. This week we review the weak Godzilla: King of the Monsters. We run through everything Cannes, run through a months worth of watching tv shows and slap Moby on his egg-based head. Also reviewed is Waltz with Bashir and Shot Caller. In the words of the aforementioned Moby " Can i come lie in your bunk bed whilst you're asleep like an absolute fucking weirdo?"
73 minutes | Apr 29, 2019
65: Film Critters - Episode 65
Film Critters Season 2 finale? The last episode for a while whilst the ladz jet off around the world for a month. We obviously review Avengers: Endgame with surprising results. We talk live action rugrats, we talk Game of Thrones, we talk Chernobyl and we talk Robin Thicke......Also reviewed are Pre-Destination and The Thin Red Line. Goodbye for now. We resume normal shite talking film reviews next month.
64 minutes | Apr 21, 2019
64: Film Critters - Episode 64
Greetings fans of films and shouting. From the beautifully sunny setting of a South London garden we review the new western The Sisters Brothers. We have an early preview of Cannes, David has a shocking revelation of what tv show he is going to re-watch for the 108th time and porntache is Master Chief. Also reviewed are The Spirit of '45 and Skeleton Twins. In the words of Will Smith.....'I only want to be a blue genie so that James Cameron will start having text sex with me again'.
51 minutes | Apr 9, 2019
63: Film Critters - Episode 63
Hello film lovers. This week we review the spooky turd of a movie Pet Sematary. There is a contest between what is worse, the entire western world or migraines, David finally admits the new Sonic looks weird as hell and James has a hangover the size of Manhattan. Also reviewed is The Perks of being a Wallflower and Green Room. Spoiler Under no exaggeration, the best performance in Pet Sematary is by that fucking cat.
63 minutes | Mar 30, 2019
62: Film Critters - Episode 62
This is a podcast. Hosted by James and David. We review films. This week we review I Think We're Alone Now. We do not like wordart. We do no like Barbara Streisand. We do not like Goblin Slayer. We do like Fish Tank and The Endless. Which we review. Because this is a podcast.
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