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This week Robert and Stephen help bring Tank Queray to life. They realize how completely unequipped they are to comment on fashion, and Stephen desperately tries (and fails) to keep the show from slipping into the limitless content-pit known as Animorphs (i promise it's short!).Support the show (http://twitter.com/sesh_zero)

Welcome to this week's episode of Session 0! In this episode we discuss the pan-dimensional omnipotent God-being that is Clutch. Who and what is Clutch, really? Listen to find out! We also jump into the Cars universe in this episode and the guys teach you how to play a new drinking game! Strap in, put on your seatbelts and maybe get a drink for this episode. Enjoy!Who needs rails anyway right?Support the show (http://twitter.com/sesh_zero)

This week we're joined by some very special guests, Tony Oliveira, David Soruco, and Kurt Willis, the designers of the 7th Edition of Battlelords of The 23rd Century! The episode starts with an interview with the three designers, in which we dive deeply into the worlds and the lore that exists around this massive game. Stick around after the interview for Stephen and Robert doing their normal insanity. We investigate how horny Mew-Two is, Stephen educates Robert about Furries, and we find out Robert has been a Redneck in disguise this whole time!Quick warning, because of our very special guests we had to use a different recording setup than we normally do, basically just recording the discord call we were on. This has caused us some slight audio issues in the early parts of the episode to be unfixable. We hope you will please still stick around for this absolutely fantastic episode. Support the show (http://twitter.com/sesh_zero)

Our wonderful friend Neo from our weekly DnD group joins us for this momentous 10th episode! We cover so many things in this episode, Neo brought us the disturbingly named Reverse Beastmaster subclass, from which we find the next 3D platformer mascot pairing Hex and Bruce. We unveil Baldur's Gate 1/2, the next game from Session 0 Studios. Robert brings a Druid subclass, The Shifter (Circle of the Animorph), which starts as good mechanical talk! That quickly devolves into the three of us freaking the fuck out about Animorphs and their truly WILD cover art. I know I usually say to strap in for some weirdness folks, but fuck, this one gets weird. Also I'd usually put links to the images we're discussing in the episode, but there are so very many, google animorphs and you'll get there just fine. Sorry we're late!Go follow Neo on Twitter @BitterOnTwitter!Support the show (http://twitter.com/sesh_zero)

BLACK LIVES MATTER. We start in a pretty normal place, as normal as the two of us can be, but we find the meat of our episode in our suggestions and additions to the Dadlands universe created by the incredible Brennan Lee Mulligan and the McElroy Family. We also make our way to the nastier side of spellcasting with the Pimple Popper Sorceror.  Join us for our foray into the lands long forsaken by the Mothers, won't you? Support the show (http://twitter.com/sesh_zero)

Oh boy, this is a fantastic episode, we have the wonderful Jules Popoff joining us for what starts as a real character creation for Volgin from Metal Gear Solid, and devolves into madness trying to explain Metal Gear to Robert. And then we jump into Sonic OC's. Best of luck, soldier.  Tymn The Dwelf Bard: https://i.imgur.com/Rk6YAcU.pngParasyte Blade Bits: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4138074/mediaviewer/rm1103303936Jules is on Twitter @RainyDazeArt go check out their incredible art!Support the show (http://twitter.com/sesh_zero)

Welcome to our first guest episode, its a doozy! The wonderful Ian Preschel from OkBeast joins us for this week's episode. The three of us go over, characters we've made that will never see the light of day, the lost episodes of session 0, a Dryad transportation system, how to properly distribute magic items, and so so so much more. Thanks for listening!Follow us on Twitter @sesh_zero and on Twitch @session0playsMake sure to follow Ian @IanWhyNot on Twitter and Twitch!Support the show (http://twitter.com/sesh_zero)

In this episode of Session 0, Stephen brings us a hitman with his own set of intentions, relives some fun board game memories, we discover the elusive note E#, and take a look at a Swarm based Druid Subclass. If you had octopus limbs which limbs would be those limbs?Remember to follow us on Twitter @Sesh_ZeroSupport the show (http://twitter.com/sesh_zero)

In this episode, the boys talk about the Pillars of Eternity and Divinity Original Sin 2 character creators, or at least our most recent experiences with them, compare and contrast Blitzball and Quidditch, ball out on the court Wizards style, and relive some video game foibles we may have committed as children.A Bug's Life Meme: https://www.reddit.com/r/mysavessearchable/duplicates/ga24sc/rdndmemes/Please go Rate and Review us on Apple Podcasts and don't forget to follow us on Twitter! @Sesh_Zero @RaveLordeNito @Reiner1123Support the show (http://twitter.com/sesh_zero)

In this episode, we kill comfort, discover the very best character name that there ever was or will be, uncover the legacy of Tommy Shallots, and discuss a Wizard that might be losing a few of his marbles. Would you Specdusa with your Popkice?Remember to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, and follow us! @sesh_zero on Twitter and @session0plays on Twitch. Support the show (http://twitter.com/sesh_zero)

In this week's episode, we discuss the classes of The Avengers, idiots in Fallout 2, name some Christmas Elves, and work out how Kevin McCallister would fit into the DnD universe.Please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, all 5 star reviews will be read on the show!Make sure to follow us on Twitter @sesh_zero and on Twitch @session0plays!Have a fantastic day!Support the show (http://twitter.com/sesh_zero)

In this episode Stephen and Robert discover the pop sensations that are topping the charts in the Plane of Flavor, definitely do not endorse cannibalism, explore the naming convention of evil clowns, and as you all probably know, as he has become the unstoppable being that rules us all now, we release the unknowable evil that is Dusty.Support the show (http://twitter.com/sesh_zero)

In this episode, the boys create a Warforged Rogue/Artificer, make some slightly regrettable statements about The 5th Element, and discuss who really played Batman in the Nolan Trilogy. Support the show (http://twitter.com/sesh_zero)