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When you find that secret place by the river, turn up the butt rock, drink down that tequila and swallow that worm. It's been awhile, but we're back to kick it G-Style in this return to irreverent form. The tunes this week are a bit sing-songy and of course conversation is all over the place and back to sloppy fun instead of curmudgeonly complaining. Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even Select BGM has never seen.

Tally-ho! We may have abandoned you for a couple of weeks, but we're back with a slew of musical stew. Pour a beer and blow a puff into The Music Machine because even computers like the spells we cast. Conjure up the patience to listen for an hour or so because you'll definitely regret it. With or without a license you'll be conveyed to magical places, but you'll never get your time back at Select BGM.

Bless you buckaroos! In this episode we let Jesus take the wheel and spin luminous hymns from the magic planet. Jon and Rich reach out and touch faith while dealing with a devil dog and front door intruders. Thank you all for populating the pews and listening to our words of folly. You have a place in the 8th dimension at Select BGM.

When you find a chunk of ground beef in your beard you should eat it in remembrance of those who came before. Your pristine dreamy blues are the envy of the town in your easy going spring time chilled vibes. Remember those who came before with solemn joy, but don't be scared to bring a little levity to the situation either. There's no more runnin' down the wrong road at Select BGM.

Sometimes the proper way isn't evident and sometimes there may not be a proper way. We don't eschew any ideology and welcome all to listen to the incredible tracks we have for you this week. It's hard to define what this episode is about, but we've let our inner Trans-Ams out and want you to hop into the back seat for a ride on the road to nowhere in the Select BGM Zone.

By some miraculous grace of Poseidon Jon and Rich are back again with tunes to elicit explicit illicit stories of wanton travels in the seas of sleaze only reachable via the roads of apathy. Pick the fruits of the Strawberry Blonde and boost your levels for an unrivaled adventure with the best stop motion this side of Jason and the Argonauts. Although clunky and dated, Select BGM is ready, steady, and goes.

Repetition legitimizes that Jon and Rich are back to spread our cooties to your ears via our returning show. Survival of the lamest guaranteed we would be back to dose you with the best tunes and entertaining falsettos. We've all gotten fat and our teeth have rotted out, but the sun is coming back out and I think we're all ready to rock and roll again. Select BGM is back to rock wit' you like we did in the before-times of the long-long-ago.

It's some sort of dead thing right, like a mound or that thing Darth Vader burned up on? Nah, just a super bad ass heavy metal name for your pleasure as we bump back into existence for 2020. You can wear your shoes in the house of Jon and Rich and we also don't believe in the astral or astrological powers invading the sanctity of this godless hovel of a place. Eww, gross are we in the super loc'd out G life of Select BGM.

Looks like Krampus dropped a deuce and forgot about it for a couple of days but Jon and Rich found it. Enjoy the fetid fumes of holiday gloom with another episode. Soon it'll be a new year and all of your failed promises to yourself can be re-evaluated so that you don't have to feel like such a horrible monster. Heat up the kettle and make some coca-leaf tea to help you stay awake during this heaping slab of curb snow at Select BGM.

Hold up, Jon and Rich are delivering a new episode during the traditional holiday blackout? We'll have to see what kind of recompense whatever entity you serve brings you this season for your suffering through this abysmal episode. Don't get SAD, get into the stories of gods and men and take a swimming lesson or play some racquetball in the comforting shelter of a glowing holiday sky spirit. Let it snow at Select BGM.

You peaked a long time ago and will never get it all together. If you think being 25 going on 65 makes you cool then maybe you should get the band back together and live hard in your RV cause the magic is gone and you know it. Quit trying and ease back in your La-Z-Boy. It's a plush spot in which your unremarkable trajectory landed you. Taking the stickers off and rearranging them fools nobody at Select BGM.

After ages of being mediocre Jon and Rich are pleased to present you with an anniversary episode that is nothing special. Since reality glitched and Kazaam and Sinbad now both exist in the same universe, it's time to get pumped and utilize the stop-motion to shrink princesses and ride on Rod Stewart's railroad. When one stops caring, one starts swearing. Here's a toast to you and for 5 years of our F-Show at Select BGM!

After sickness, vacation, and family fortunes Jon and Rich emerge from the space whale with a buffet of tonal treats flying right towards your heart and possibly through it. The air is crisp with hints of winter and just a dash of liquid smoke. Inhale deeply with perfect strangers and bosom buddies in the Latin quarter of Select BGM.

When things get difficult there is always the option of cracking a tall one and kicking it into easy mode with the Billy Dee Williams of your imagination. This week Jon and Rich are busy thinking about Zelda and have no time for guff. Pack a pool cue, a grip of darts, and a refreshed liver because this week is a party where we'll get on top of the hypest disco Super Sentai, like your mom. It works every time at Select BGM.

Skulk away from your mundane reality and come visit us in the pit of pure fantasy. Reach out your gauntlet and catch what the wind brings you, even if it's VD. Slip your hearing aids in your ears and strap on your colostomy bag. It's time to nod your head to a new jam even if your life isn't what it once was. Why think about it? You may have partied away your health, but you always have Select BGM.

If something is not named, labeled or categorized does it still have meaning? Answer is shut your brain spout and just listen to episode 138. Let Jon and Rich bring a raucous mix of smashingly good VGM and ask the important questions. What do ladies do in that room and where did that stain come from? Metadreaming of justified homicide here at Select BGM.

Hop aboard and feel the sword of dischord that stabs with mighty fjords of the lord. Imperfect vessels are all of we and that's the excuse you'll give thee for the sloppy meal we present for free. Cm'on, we've been gone for 3 weeks and you are feenin'. Strap in, pour on the gasoline and flick the match for one more ride on the Select BGM machine.

Some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on. Summer is full blast as Rich and Jon throw down a seasonal mix of "hawt" VGM. Join us for some swimming at the Hamlisch pool and summertime strawberries and whipped cream... wait, what? It's getting haught in here at Select BGM but we'll keep on all our clothes.

Iron the collar on your lumberjack shirt and hop atop your ox. Bring the paper towels as the moist masses need some cleaning up that only a brawny sloppy-joe eating crew like all of you Select-BGM-ites can provide. Cross your barb-wired arms and stand shoulder to shoulder with your burly buddies at Select BGM. Not!

To the beat, tick tock, get up.. stop - what you're doin', cause we're about to ruin you. Everybody's dancing to the new jam where Jon and Rich hang you up like a piece of meat and pummel you with the best new jack this side of Mumbai. Try to figure out how to act because in this movie there are no winners, only debris of mispronounced hocus pocus and the usual nonsensical babble you've come to believe in at Select BGM.