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Forever coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob & Patricia are back to discuss aliens, lizard people, and Jesus Christ.

Still coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob & Patricia are back to discuss game shows, pulling teeth, and Lysistrata.

Still coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob & Patricia call their dearest friend, Jamie Lissow, who provides an update on quarantined life in Alaska. The trio also discuss productivity, amplification, and Cardi B. 

Once again coming to you quarantined from their home bunker, Rob & Patricia touch on everything from natural disasters and giant bats to Rob's mom the teacher.

Reporting to you from their home bunker, Rob & Patricia provide an update on their dwindling emergency supplies and their first go at teaching via home schooling. Paty also ruins the idea of bidets for anyone running low on toilet paper. This episode was not sponsored by Marlboro.

Rob & Patricia are back to talk International Woman's Day, the all encompassing coronavirus, and why you should consume more vitamin C than fear propaganda, despite Facebook's wishes.

Rob & Patricia discuss Rob's new ADD diagnosis, kamikaze pilots turned Zen Buddhists, and Rob's new best friend, Dr. Gabor Maté.

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob to discuss comedy pseudonyms, Rodney Dangerfield, and the secret to shaking 1,500 hands without breaking your own.  

Rob is once again joined by Jamie Lissow and English writer/comedian Andrew Doyle (@AndrewDoyle_com), the mastermind behind Twitter's infamous, fictional, woke social justice activist, Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath). The trio dive into part II of Titania's origins and future, free speech, and cancel culture.

Rob is joined by Jamie Lissow and English writer/comedian Andrew Doyle (@AndrewDoyle_com), the mastermind behind Twitter's infamous, fictional, woke social justice activist, Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath). The trio dive into Titania's origins and future, free speech, cancel culture, and Rob's international incident with the country of Spain.

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob and Patricia to discuss instant gratification, ayahuasca, and why you should never accept free laser eye surgery.

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob to discuss holiday fails, the time Rob roasted Quentin Tarantino, and how one can use religion to discipline their children.

Rob's dear friend, the brilliant author and biochemist Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC, joins Rob for the second of two episodes to conclude their discussion on the single root cause of all disease, the importance of supplementing with high quality vitamins, nutrition, and much more.

Rob's dear friend, the brilliant author and biochemist Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC, joins Rob for the first of two episodes to discuss the single root cause of all disease, the importance of supplementing with high quality vitamins, nutrition, and much more.

Rob & Patricia discuss Rob's tendency to prematurely blame others, including their own children.

Rob & Patricia ring in the holiday season, talking pilgrims, facials, vasectomies, and bacalao.

Rob & Patricia discuss the social implications of Patricia's obsession with online shopping in stark contrast to Rob's shortcomings as a technologically challenged man.

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob and Patricia to talk friends, secrets, and intuition.

The fires are out, and Rob & Patricia are back to talk thievery, collectables, and their love/hate relationship with California.

Rob & Patricia describe their typical date night, which tends to revolve around murder, suffering, and television.