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Secret Sessions Podcast
24 minutes | Jun 2, 2022
Minisode 001: Security Breach
Have a crush on a coworker, but you're too shy to make a move? Ari, Daniel, Spivey, and Sean are all here to tell you what [not] to do in our very 1st mini-episode!
55 minutes | Apr 17, 2022
308 Flowery Language About Crinkled Starfish
It's 2022, y'all, and the gang is finally back with some juicy confessions join Ari, Daniel, Spivey and Sean as they talk about grown-up movies for kids, fake boobies, foot fetishes and Third Eye Blind.
64 minutes | Dec 15, 2021
307 Dead Bees Make No Honey
In our holiday episode of 2021, Daniel spares us a word on post nut clarity, we discuss X-mas gifts, clogging toilets, being tired, and talking smack on tumblr
48 minutes | Oct 2, 2021
306 Theremin Fetish
It's the end of a salacious Summer! Find out how to boost your sex drive and make MSG noodles as we explore relationship confessions, the exotic appeal of theremins, punching tigers, Tennessee sociology, and Gunpla cults. Join us as we ask the question: is our guest Sean having technical difficulties or is he just cracking up from weeks in isolation? Tune in and find out, heathens!
57 minutes | May 31, 2021
305 Majoring in 90 Day Fiancé
Need to choose a major? Consider 90 Day Fiancé and pass with flying colors. We talk about sympathy for women who deal with pushy guys, cheating karma stopping a pregnancy. More chaos ensues...you'll just have to give it a listen
56 minutes | Mar 27, 2021
304 Daniel Hates Women's Rights
Watch out, because there is going to be a new, stronger strain of Florida Man thanks to the virus! Daniel tries to start a podcast mutiny on International Women's day. Later, we share advice on being stuck between a long distance attraction and a coworker attraction, quitting smoking, why it is bad to infect your rude family during a pandemic, and expose how clueless we are to being poly.
67 minutes | Feb 2, 2021
303 DILF Hunter
I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wish you the best. Luckily, the best comes in the form of our worst dating advice, wasted finances, and DILF Hunting. Don't cause your own problems- that's what Spivey's for.
84 minutes | Dec 21, 2020
302 Good Catholic Boy
Don't mess with Brooklyn? Evan Scott joins us to talk about gentrification, OnlyFans, missing childhood, crying while you WFH, hating your new curvy body, and why we say no to Xmas Proposals.
71 minutes | Nov 28, 2020
301 Flirting at a Fruitstand
We have no concept of time, bruh. [Recorded October 2020] Start cookin' up season three with friend of the show, Sean Power. To begin, knead dough with some anime talk immediately before mixing in some tales of Daniel's zoo visit and a heavy pour of all your favorite bad advice. Top it all off with Sean retelling a telenovela and you have the recipe for Flirting at a Fruitstand.
88 minutes | Aug 22, 2020
223 The Italian Prank
Are you waiting until quarantine is over to dump your girlfriend, or considering turning to a life of crime out of sheer boredom? With guest Justin Treestump Tierno we discuss these questions, weird DARE, GREAT, and Sex Ed Classes, how we miss being a kid, and how to fake your own death in a car accident.
66 minutes | Jul 19, 2020
222 Army Full of Memes
Our Resident Catfisher weighs in on blackmailing your bestie for having the AUDACITY to date the guy you like, while the rest of us fight the urge to fight family on Facebook, talk about Shrek Weddings, sex addiction, and starting a cult.
72 minutes | Jul 11, 2020
221 Masturbating Demon
Is wearing masks a turn on? The Quarantinecast continues with talk of dirty selfies, losing your virginity to a future Trumper, stopping relationships with a racist, compulsive self love, porno brain, thicc Predators, and the logistics struggles of being naked at home.
66 minutes | May 29, 2020
220 Son of Karen
It's the Quarantinecast part two with special guest Sean Power! We spill the beans on Mystery Ramen, Pre-Post Marital Sex, the Son of Karen, BBWs, losing weight, having conversations with yourself, being pregnant but saying no to marriage, and editing smut for food. Theme by Rockyowitz
97 minutes | Apr 22, 2020
219 Cloak and Dagger BS
Social distance by staying 1 Hunter Davenport apart! From quarantine to online dating woes or moving on from trash people, we're here to advise and judge you the best we can. Recorded March 29 2020
93 minutes | Feb 17, 2020
218 Marriage Economics
Get the latest from our ill advised hosts and guest Thomas Rakowitz! We speak on Animorphs, music, commissions, the cost/benefit analysis of marriage, how to be social, lying when bored, and how Daniel killed love. Theme Song by Rockywitz, Thomas Rakowitz
91 minutes | Dec 18, 2019
217 Haunt that G Spot
Joined by Aussie friend Jarred, the hosts discuss tipping culture, America's lack of tuna, catfishing, Hitler, lung collapses during the deed, lazy lays, ghosts haunting your privates, dating as a bi male, dating musicians, and traumatizing your future children.
81 minutes | Nov 10, 2019
216 Backpack Full of Sins
From a breeze on your bits to a backpack full of sins, Secret Sessions Podcast is here to share your confessions and give you advice. Improper flirtations? Check. Manipulative dudes? Check. Not washing quite enough? Our judging hats are on and ready.
77 minutes | Sep 26, 2019
215 Just the Tip, NVM
Welcome back to Secret Sessions Podcast, where Ariel doesn't know her number order and Daniel gives out our passwords. We talk about how the United States education system is bull honky, how to fight as an adult, being a fake celebrity on dates, hanging out with friends after they become a couple, and screwing up your friendship.
74 minutes | Jun 5, 2019
214 Drink and Kink
What happens when you stop drinking? You can spend your money on more important things like Tenga eggs and anime. We talk about having multiple mistresses, humiliation kinks, vore, sex toys, and the logistics of having a swimming pool filled with pee.
99 minutes | Mar 22, 2019
213 Tentacle Step Father
Want to share your secrets? Need advice? Our hosts our here for you! From being too drunk to understand your break up, Sword Art Online, wanting a baby for all the wrong reasons, being afraid to trust, to weddings and European Butt Syndrome, we're here for you when no one else is.
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