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Rich and Gray go 4x4ing, enter a hall of trampolines, play PS4, discover Splinter's splintered origin story, aurally punish Rolf Harris and anticipate Gardens of the Galaxy

Rich and Gray are back from holiday. Enjoy their banter about kitten curtains, The Oracle, modern art, manscaping mishaps, Rich's eating habits, North Korea's propensity for overreaction, electric Harley Davidsons and Kindle's Fire phone.

Rich and Gray experience manstruation, time travel, Taylor Swift's wrath, attacking birds and bees, TXT SPK LOLZ, the Twilight saga, IGN's top ten action movies and Ubisoft's super-sexist bullshit.

Rich and Gray talk E3 2014, being unsold electronics, internal family politics, the loss of comedy legend Rik Mayall, the best movies of all time and which movies and games we've watched/played this week.

Rich and Gray witness bad driving, Apple's Beats deal, comic book TV shows, the future of phones, a musical business plan and terror attacks... performed by seagulls

Rich and Gray tackle such politically-charged topics as bovine bodybuilders, the BBC, Google's shopping cart, Community's cancellation, NIntendo's bad PR and gloryholing Silent Hill nurses.

Rich and Gray find sitting down is tiring, feel sorry for mourning seagulls, play a poorly-organised charity gig, wonder about horse mushrooms, discuss DMT, go against animal testing, uncover the secret of the missing plane, pay tribute to Mr. Bob Hoskins, toy with the idea of genetically creating a taun-taun, discover the identity of catnip and have a wee chat about the Great Star Wars retcon.

Rich and Gray experience technical difficulties, life in isolation, gigging, boozing yobs, drunken honesty, hipsters, menial employment, Earth-like planets, emotive glasses and (kinda) time travel.

Rich and Gray discuss Gray's camera lens addiciton, Rich's visit to Glasgow, chasing pigeons, cheeseburger-stuffed crust pizza, ingenious foreshadowing in movies, battery technology and Highland cattle football.

Rich and Gray enjoy the Meshuggah of Wall Street, visit a donkey farm, contract facial herpes, ponder the applications of the Oculus Rift, fall in love with the Goat Simulator trailer and watch a bunch of movies.

Rich and Gray squawk about Pigeon Fight Club, exploding badgers, chickens from hell, Sega funeral music, Facebookulus Rift, sci-fi action Groundhog Day starring Tom Cruise, the physics of Thor's Hammer, Man of Steel's destruction, the possibility of Shenmue 3 and then they throw interesting facts at your ears.

Rich and Gray spend money they don't have, headbutt bedside tables, search for a missing plane, laugh at the family imprisoned by its cat, masturbate over Thor and chat about some movies and vidyagames.

Rich and Gray talk French!, ponder the origins of Gray's swearing habit, discover a Quatto-like growth, find out semen is great for you, remember some stupid moments, hate Lovefilm/Amazon, find a hole in Mars and enjoy some movies.

Rich and Gray enjoy Atlantic Rim, South Park: The Stick of Truth and Skyrim, ponder the future of the Matrix and Heroes, witness a snake eat a crocodile and decry the world of censorship.

Rich and Gray discuss Skyrim addiction, jet-propelled seagulls, quantum poop theory and Whatsapp's ridiculous price tag on this, the two fat ladies eating each other (33rd) episode

Rich and Gray visit the World's largest UFO gathering, meet The Girl with the Mario Tattoo, lament those childhood toys we never had, ponder Tetris as part of the curriculum, laugh at Atlantic Rim and play Animal Crossing

Rich and Gray discuss body hair, Rich's new car, elderly folks being awesome, Bitcoins, crazy veins, subconscious driving, Samsung, Mortal Kombat ecstacy, PC Shiny Buttons, Dumb Starbucks, future movies and a bunch of videogames (including Bravely Default and Flappy Bird).

Rich and Gray discuss videogames and movies (as per usual), alongside the tragic death of Mr. Hoffman, the joys of Nintendo Wii and Superbowl 48

Rich and Gray revisit their dream of the SegaTendo DreamCube, chat PS4, Xbox Three and Oculus Rift, go paintballing, celebrate birthdays, wonder about buttons on girl's tops, get pimples, go bananas over toilet seat soaking and share so many interesting facts!

Rich and Gray tackle cats, weddings, Dr. Seuss hip-hop, sexual awakenings, moon boots, lab-grown miniature brains, Fukushima, Rolf Harris, moon landing conspiracies and Richard's elasticated fingers