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1 minutes | Sep 19, 2022
Episode 25: New Study PROVES DemoRats Have IQs Lower than APES! (CONSERVATIVE POV)
Hate to break it to all you libtards, but I’ll use small words so your feeble brains can comprehend: science man say you dumb dumb.
2 minutes | Sep 12, 2022
Episode 24: Failed Fishing at the Family Hunting Cabin
With the Texas outdoor temperatures finally dropping out of Fahrenheit ranges typically only used to melt industrial steel, I decided to get back to nature by spending the weekend with my brother out at our old family hunting cabin situated in the Texas Hill Country near the Pedernales River.
4 minutes | Apr 28, 2022
Episode 23: Journal Entries No. 1
Random excerpts from my daily journal…
2 minutes | Apr 21, 2022
Episode 22: A Largely Inaccurate History of the McDonald’s Arches
McDonald’s was founded at some point in the past by restaurateur brothers Richard and Maurice McDonald who had a vision to revolutionize the way people developed type 2 diabetes.
7 minutes | Apr 14, 2022
Emory Crider and the One Dollar Bounty – Chapter One
This episode is a bit different. It’s the first chapter of a mildly humorous “dime novel” by Scriblets that may end right here or may continue on if it seems […]
2 minutes | Apr 7, 2022
Episode 21: How to Turn an Old Gas Grill into a Fire Pit
We had an old gas grill taking up room behind our shed, so I got creative with it.
4 minutes | Mar 31, 2022
Episode 20: Ricky Tango, Hawson’s Bovinery Hoof Rendering Floor Supervisor
Hi. My name is Ricky Tango. I work at Hawson’s Bovinery in Teet, TX. Here at Hawson’s Bovinery we do everything that can possibly be done with a cow and all under one roof.
4 minutes | Mar 24, 2022
Episode 19: A Few Words on the Economy
I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about the American economy lately. Specifically about that part of the American economy that involves my wallet, because that specific part has recently become what we in economic circles refer to as “empty.”
3 minutes | Mar 17, 2022
Episode 18: “Gourmet” Sandwiches
I just had Subway for lunch and I was once again surprised at how much it didn’t suck.
2 minutes | Feb 22, 2021
Episode 17: Scriblets Crumbs No. 1
Three extremely short bits not long enough to be their own episodes: 1) Hand Crafted Murdering Knives 2) If the Dukes of Hazzard had Google Maps 3) A Foolproof Method for Finding a Mate Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/scriblets)
3 minutes | Feb 8, 2021
Episode 16: Home Fries
Tim marveled at the home fries. They were quite different here at Lindy's in New York City than what he'd grown up consuming as home fries back in Texas. Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/scriblets)
8 minutes | Jan 25, 2021
Episode 15: Schmedley Part III
Part three of a three part short story. Victor Kennedy is but a simple man. He works a boring job and lives with his dog Schmedley in a quiet suburban neighborhood. But Victor's life - and the lives of everyone - are about to change drastically as dogs take over the world. You can read the full story here: https://www.clifhaley.me/schmedley/ Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/scriblets)
8 minutes | Jan 11, 2021
Episode 14: Schmedley Part II
Part two of a three part short story. Victor Kennedy is but a simple man. He works a boring job and lives with his dog Schmedley in a quiet suburban neighborhood. But Victor's life - and the lives of everyone - are about to change drastically as dogs take over the world. You can read the full story here: https://www.clifhaley.me/schmedley/ Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/scriblets)
9 minutes | Dec 28, 2020
Episode 13: Schmedley Part I
Part one of a three part short story. Victor Kennedy is but a simple man. He works a boring job and lives with his dog Schmedley in a quiet suburban neighborhood. But Victor's life - and the lives of everyone - are about to change drastically as dogs take over the world.
1 minutes | Dec 14, 2020
Episode 12: Ricky Tango, Jr. Tells a Space Story
Ricky Tango Jr called me the other day and left me this voicemail. I'm pretty sure he didn't make this story up.
2 minutes | Nov 23, 2020
Episode 11: How to Make French Toast
Making French toast is extremely easy especially if you’re French. If you’re not French but just a cultural-appropriating monster who would like to take advantage of a long-established culinary history you had no hand in creating for your own selfish (and tasty) desires, then read on.
8 minutes | Nov 9, 2020
Episode 10: Clear the Tracks!
9 minutes | Oct 26, 2020
Episode 9: Welcome to Reality. May I Take Your Order?
If you are a college student, I strongly suggest that you go ahead and get an internship at a fast food restaurant in your area. That way you’ll be fully prepared to enter the job market when you graduate in 10 years.
6 minutes | Oct 12, 2020
Episode 8: Smoke Screen: Confessions of a Tobacco Junkie
I have come to the decision that I will never, ever, never smoke another cigarette for as long as I live unless there happens to be one near me.
3 minutes | Sep 28, 2020
Episode 7: I Almost Cut My Hand off with a Meat Cleaver
The summer before my freshman year in high school circa late 1980-something I almost cut my hand off with a meat cleaver. I’m sure I did many other things that […]
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