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"I should get divorced to win this."

"She's probably gonna feel the spice in her butthole"

"I'm about to sprinkle my feta on her face"

"I lost my train of thought... I'm drunk"

"West Rockford is ratchet as fuck"

"Did they give you a cool Inuit name... like Running Shits?"

"Am I becoming a serial killer... or a basic white bitch?"

"We're not running on non-predatory loans. This is fucking predatory."

#FavreauAss

We are graced with the booty of the gods.....Emilee! Badass bitch, awesome drinking maker, and just crazy fun! Listen to us talk about how her new boy toy likes her pusssss.

"Cremo sounds like they just put semen in there... horse semen"

"An unsurprising cock to the face."

David visits Matt and Spencer, so they decide to do what any group of dudes would do... sing in the showers.

What celebrity we’d smoke weed with, frozen pizza, and the taste of pussy

We need to go to the gym more often, Matt loves tequila, and Spencer turns a lesbian.

It’s that time of the year where we say our New Years Resolutions only to forget them in a month. Spencer wants to be a nerd, David wants to be a pussy, and Matt is a greedy bastard.

COVID continues to infect our lives. The Michigan shooters parents probably were accomplices to murder. Matt explains why stabbing someone is intimate. And we all discuss where we sleep in relation to the door.

Matt is Lemon headed asshole, according to Spencer. David became subreddit famous (whoop de doo!). Sharon burnt her pie and it’s all Marie Calendars fault. And every woman has a price that she will put up with a mistress. What price do the dudes think their wives will accept?

Dave is sick, Matt misses deer hunting, and Gal Gadot is the new Megan Fox