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On episode 38 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories: From RenegadeBlitz we discuss having no experience driving big rigs and how we instead can convert them to convertibles. Next we hear from another anonymous submitter who didn't know there was a Portland, Oregon and a Portland, Maine. Yeah uhh they went to the wrong one. Oops We then go on to DrugResistantLigma who had a hectic day at work that only got worse when he realized that he gave the wrong guy a colonoscopy! A third anonymous source sends us a story of how they answered a "scam" caller and his mom soon came to make him regret it. Then, we go to ChineezyBleezy, who is a hopeless romantic who should have just given the wrong girl the flowers. Lastly, Kelly from Milwaukee brings us a story of just about the worst first date that we maybe have ever heard of.  Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 37 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories: From ImFeelingWhimsical, we discuss why you don't sext your boo and text your father at the same time. Travis tells us about the time his courtesy flush was not very courteous to him. Next, we hear from BobbyDontCare who made the unfortunate mistake of not hitting "confirm" while attempting to drop classes. Then, Cantothulu leaves a very descriptive review for his lawn care service that was semi-well received. Cryso_L submits his second story to us as he tells us about the time his developed nude pictures accidentally got given to the wrong customer. Lastly, we hear a story from VanessaCardui93 who had a big tussle with thrush and now wonders about the taste of her penis fly trap. Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 36 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories: From Utterly Bored, we discuss a dentist's office visit where we leave with a baby's fist. Afraid Salamander brings us a story of being high with a dog named Agent Buford. Next, we hear from Cheesy Centipede who left the worst surprise for the big box store staff after nature called. Then, Ace Paisley brings us a story of how they were locked in the shittiest escape room while on a work trip. Syntheseticopal weaves us a tale of a tale that she weaved for class one day. Now, I am just waiting on this to become a reality. Lastly, we hear a story from Darth Memer who encountered a banshee with his friends and lived to tell the tale about it....barely. Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 35 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories: From DerpyEsper, we discuss how she attempted to sneak the stuffed bear away from her son so she could clean him and instead got caught mutilating the bear in the act. Will Pauer tells us about how he let one rip while having an MRI done and immediately came to regret his actions. Next, we hear from an anonymous source who also let one rip and caused a massive scene he had to quietly step out of to let the professionals take over. Another anonymous story shares a tale involving her lovely new kitten and the hells it unleashed on her bare nipple in the middle of the night. Ash6791 then weaves us a story about how he was pleasing his wife and instead introduced her to Spiderman and snotted all over her. Lastly, we hear a story from Fact or Factorial who discussed how he quickly ruined a newly renovated toilet in the hospital while his wife was in labor in the next room. Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On this very special episode of Savagely Delightful we have a theme of parenting fails and laugh as we commiserate with what they have gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories: Our first story is from Zeaus who tells us about the time he had the genius idea to get his kid a Peppa Pig Piñata only to see her in horror watching her favorite character destroyed. The next story from Kris10Amanda tells us about yet another drawback of having to work nights and not be as involved in our kids extra curricular activities as we would like. Next, Alex shares her story about asking her doctor an embarrassing question on accident and then getting an even more awkward reply. We then hear from Chris & Joy who shared their unorthodox way of helping to get their child weened off of breast feeding. Next we hop over to ArgentinaMalvina who tells his tale of unexpected having to babysit two young girls and his way of entertaining them. Then we round out the episode with a story from LeDestrier who shares his experience helping a friend babysit her twin boys and the new toys that they find. Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 33 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories: From Metaverse_tho, the man with the back-up plan, tells us about how taking down a computer server at work put his job in jeopardy. Good thing he has a fall back job! Next up, IAmMyself11 tells us about when he was little and stuck a bean in his ear only to discover it almost a decade later. A little Frog stops by next to tell us about how being motivated at 3am really bit her in the ass. ShatnersBassoon123 tells us about the time he basically shit directly on a plumber working on the sewer lines. Next, KawaiiKidney leaves more than just her past in her rearview mirror while moving out of state. And lastly, an anonymous source shares a story with us that he would not dare to share with his grieving family while sharing memories of his father. A memory that is one of every child's nightmares. Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 32 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories: From StrongasMeat, we discuss the various kinds of hydrogen peroxide not to drink. SmirkyDarkDude weaves us a tale of stale poops that Dante would even fear. John regales us with a story that includes one of his biggest fears ever since watching 1000 Ways to Die with a story submitted by SkylanTech. Inarus06 gives his review of his first experience with a bidet that Billy Madison would applaud. VonVulpa gets to tell his story about his dickhead ex-girlfriend. And lastly, Daniel tells us about how work made him feel like trash, squeaky shoes and all. Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 31 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories: From Schmeat Dealer, we discuss whacking it in the natural night air with no one but the cameras and Mother Nature to see. From Hot_Foodie, we talk about the most surprising surprise party. From @Chrisomoishere on Instagram, we discuss a way to fail your driver's test that your test instructor won't even want to speak of. From Emotional-Kick1660, we discussing the oddest tip to get or request while at work. EggiestNerd tells us the exact wrong way to do calf raises and how they have turned her brother into a new age cryptid. Our final story of the episode comes from ElasticShoes who had a bad sleep talking experience that threatened her wonderful relationship. Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 30 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories: From an anonymous source, we discuss how retaliating before validating who someone is can get you yelled at in foreign languages. From hwell_w_t_f, we talk about a new way to get rid of ants in your house but do not try this at home. From agent218, we discuss weird birthday antics of the attention seeking. From an anonymous source, we find out the worst way to wash some dirty legos. Just a hint, it's not worth it. Our third installment of DirtiestLarry comes to us in the form of baby booger blasts. Our final story of the episode comes from ImPinocchio who had an unfortunate time with a microtome blade while working in a lab. Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 29 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories: From Ash, we discuss how body dysmorphia from weight loss can mess with your jokes to your family. Next, we take a shower with Nik and use his new soap and end up with stitches in the ER. Our biggest fear while having sex is realized with an anonymous submitters story. Finn579 tells us about a double-date he went on where they made some rookie moves. Next, another anonymous person commits the stomach-dropping act of asking their boss for drugs. Lastly, from Typography77 we discuss talking freely and the immediate assumptions made from it. Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 28 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories: From an anonymous source we talk about how children, as cute as they are, can get you banned from local businesses. Next, we take a hike with Mark who looked like he lost his marbles in the river. Spiderslayerx10 tells us about how he cost the company he just got an internship with $2000 on his first day. Panda_Pantsu regales us with a tale of taking her date to the corpse field. Next, aneewslug1710 tells us how to not land a job you are interviewing for and almost waterboards themselves in the process. Lastly, Oatmeal Bastard sleepily used something "for contact lenses" which turned out not very safe for contacts at all. Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 27 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories: From A_a_choo, we discuss how the sweet things we do for the ones we love can backfire and make us need to buy new curtains. Next, we shift gears with an anonymous source that learned how to drive a manual in an unconventional way. MyKreau tells us about the unexpected baby shower gift he got for a couple friends. A second anonymous source confesses her time at the amusement park that ended in wet drawers and claps of congratulations. Next, Esperosis discusses how she misinterpreted her friend's story of a break up as their engagement. Lastly, Stunning_Spell takes us back to when she was 5 and hid her uncle's keys from him, never to be found again....until years later. Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 26 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.THIS PAST WEEK WE HIT OVER 1000 DOWNLOADS! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!This week we go through the following stories: From an anonymous submitter, we discuss calling the cops on a bird who cried wolf. From a different submitter, we talk about replying to what was thought to be a spam text but turned out to be a group in mourning. Zooville tells us a tale about hiking with friends while hungover and the chaos that ensued. From another anonymous source, we discuss the lengths that some will go to try to live up to work expectations. The fifth story comes from Shane & Lauren who are welcoming a baby into the world and when turning in papers for FMLA made a joke to the HR team regarding it. Lastly, we discuss a wonderful story just in time for Father's Day. A classic story of a child not listening to their father and deciding to do something they even know is a bad idea deep down. Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 25 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories: From urutau, we discuss drawing a penis during class and having to play it off like it nothing while simultaneously making it worse. DirtiestLarry writes in again with a wonderfully terrible retail tale dealing with a scamming customer. An anonymous writer tells us about he and his now wife's first trip to Disney World and the way he ruined a child's ideals of Tigger after seeing a zipper on his idol. Another anonymous source tells us about about how her evening of hiking and chilling out turned into trying to piece back together a badly injured turtle while high on Silly Wonka. Our fifth story is from Stella who's 14 year old puppet found her shrooms and ate them proceeding to trip wildly. Our last story comes from another anonymous source who woke up with dry eyes and quickly made it worse by way of vape juice. Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 24 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories: From WhereDidMyBallsGo & SuccMonbit we talk about the dangers of really safe class experiments and the risks involved directly or indirectly. An anonymous source tells us about the time he blew raspberries into his puppers armpit and her unfortunate reaction to this new sensation. upLinto tells us about the one time where she counted on her boyfriend to put together a nice mulled wine for guests and how he almost made sure to rid them of any possible vampires at the same time. DirtiestLarry talks to us about his interactions of the supermarket with a wild 'Karen' the terrible cheese seller. Another anonymous person submits a story of trying to please her lover and very much displeasing both in the process. Then our last story is by Jakoobie6 who wrote the president a very thorough risk assessment of their own and promptly got a visit by the secret service and local cops at the young age of 13! Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 23 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories: From an anonymous source, we talk about a dude who would perhaps like to throw us off. From Julius and Samara, we talk about how getting married in each state is different and you can sometimes accidentally get married at the post office. Ready or not, here it comes! Scrogtes_Magotes tells us about a relaxing day with no wife or kids and the beautiful yard job that resulted from it. Dick Holliday tells us the exact wrong way to take a nice and relaxing bath. Magoner explains how cooking some dinner to relax turned into a dignity out-the-door cleaning up your pee situation. FromG_F_Y_Plz, we discuss how a simple joke got turned into a much bigger situation ending in a real-life interrogation straight out of X-Files. Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulwww.savagelydelightful.comMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 22 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories: From Melissa, we how cherishing a present from someone can really backfire on you. From Eric, we talk about how his terribly burrito farts set off a CO censor in his and Kate's camper van and she still has no idea at the time of recording. She still wasn't sure what was setting off their alarm in the first place. KoalaKazoo tells us about her needy birds named Sunny and Starla and the "Crow Tax" that she must pay each day. Jam9711 tells us about trying to turn his testicular check into a one-stop shop doctor visit. Turns out that trauma can mean two different things while at the office. From Yugledude, we discuss how apparent it should be that you do not use Nair for hair removal on your balls. From Leprecaun8, we talk about that Leo energy taking on the gallon of milk challenge and how well that went for them. Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 21 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories: From an anonymous source, we talk about doing the right thing then it getting turned around on you by the authorities. From Jets237, we talk about how one little hyphen can make one huge difference. SneakyFudge brings us a story of sneaking into a bathroom and then trying to sneak that fudge into another toilet with wallpaper peeling off all around you. Ben W. tells us about a harrowing tale of going to the bathroom with poison oak for toilet paper. Evaleenora tells us a simple tale of taking directions very well from a doctor. From Zal-Tech, we talk about how sending a link to something online to your mom can turn out to be inappropriate and down-right wrong. Thank goodness for fun moms! Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 20 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories: From an anonymous source, we talk about how hunting boar in your sleep can break more than just your spirit. From another anonymous source we discuss the panic that ensues when coming face-to-face with killer geese. Another anonymous source tells us how they tried to help a customer find the website to apply their for work and accidentally directed them to a porn site. Fajita John tells us about the time that he convinced his parents to get him a PC and then instantly gave it all the viruses from LimeWire and some other sites. From DrillSargee, we talk about how it is not common for sushi to come with guacamole but sometimes you just have to find out the hard way. Lastly, Mike tells us about the time he and two other friends were trying to figure out a fancy new grill and ended up grilling his friend's face instead of the burgers. Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)

On episode 19 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories: From an anonymous source, we talk about how some verbal diarrhea almost turned into HR's worst nightmare. From another anonymous source we discuss how forging mom's name is a lot harder to pull off when you think her real name is "mom". Veggie_Lauren tells us about how googling something when it's too late sometimes ends in heartbreak. HeckingDoofus brings us a tale of buying the devil's lettuce from an unknown person made it seem that he was propositioning a woman for sex. From Tim L. we talk about how he really surprised his former classmates with his show n' tell choice from Rawhide in Arizona. Lastly, some dude in New Zealand tells us about how a huge shroom trip led to his sleep out catching fire and finding refuge (or not) with the alpacas. Thank you so much for listening!Please remember to like and subscribe so that you get all new episodes sent directly to you each week.If you like what you hear, please rate us and check us out on social media to help spread the word!Submit Stories or Contact Us: savagelydelightful@gmail.comTwitter: @Savage_DelightInstagram/Facebook/YouTube: @SavagelyDelightfulMusic Credit:  zapsplat.comSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/savagelydelightful)