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True to our word, we’re back for Part II and the score is Justice: 2, Shirts: 0. What we *didn’t* expect was a drop-in visit from our favorite surprise guest, Count Vl*d Dr****a. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Tunnel Honey™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Conan the Adventurer S1E2, “Blood Brother” Rambo: The Force of Freedom Episode 27, “Return of The Count” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

An eye-catching title to be sure, but no less accurate! We’re exploring the baffling G-rated cartoons of R-rated movies, namely Rambo and Conan. We enlisted married duo Alison & Todd to settle the Hunk v Wizard debate, and great news—we solved it. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Inside Beef™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Rambo: The Force of Freedom Episode 24, “Mephisto’s Magic” Conan the Adventurer S1E1, “The Night of Fiery Tears” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guests: Alison Lührs and Todd DurborawAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

You're damn right we did direct-to-VHS classic Little Bigfoot, and you're DAMN RIGHT we got Amalia to fill in for Andy who couldn't make it. We spoke this evil aloud during our Dog Days of Summer arc and we aren't ones to back down from an incredible idea when it licks us in the face. This one was behind our very exciting Patreron paywall for a while, but we wanted the public to enjoy it as well. EAT IT BABIES THIS WEEK'S MOVIE Little Bigfoot (1997) (It’s on YouTube omg go watch it) Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Amalia LarsonAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Buckle up, podfans—this week, we’re running long to rank the first 100 cartoons we’ve seen for the show…in REAL TIME. What climbs to the top of the untouchable S-tier? How many shows are worse than Fish Police? Stop asking! We’ll cover everything! THIS WEEK'S MASTER RANKING DOCUMENT https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1aiu8EhN5W6OGGO0fwSprMDiBiC9HJCRdOR5_reh5eCc/edit?usp=sharing Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Shane SmithAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We love an occasional dip into unique animated films, so “just in time” for Oscar’s Big Gold Movie Party comes an in-depth discussion of the best Pinocchio of 2022. It’s a bigger list than you’d think. Heads up: Jonathan Taylor Thomas is NOT in this one. THIS WEEK'S FILM Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (Netflix) Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Shane SmithAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We’re calling it here for M.A.S.K. and Centurions. As much as they may try to win our fickle favor with A Nonzero Amount of Draculas, we can’t overlook a failure to deliver on any other front! Sadly, that includes a plan to turn all of Venice into jelly. Today’s Episode Sponsor: ???™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES M.A.S.K. Season 1 Episode 60, “Venice Menace” Centurions Season 1 Episode 37, “Night on Terror Mountain” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We planned this one. This week in vehicular hunk-icide, both shows decide to visit their version of Stonehenge for some chaotic dalliances into real magic, but only *one* has the guts to carpet bomb a wizard’s tomb back to the Arthurian age. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Steven’s Beavers™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES M.A.S.K. Season 1 Episode 17, “Mystery of the Rings” Centurions Season 1 Episode 38, “Merlin” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

This winter we’re unwrapping a brand new arc of hot old trash, composed of the 20-minute toy commercials known as M.A.S.K. and Centurions. Will the incredible power of M.A.S.K.’s unbeatable theme song carry into the quality of the show? No! THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Centurions Season 1 Episode 1, “The Sky is on Fire” M.A.S.K. Season 1 Episode 1, “The Deathstone” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Warning: the following episode of Saturday Morning Tuesdays that covers Star Trek: Lower Decks will be a serious Trekkie shitboy situation where we really get into it. If that’s the kind of slop you like in your bucket, well, set phasers to “fun”. THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 1 Episode 5, “Cupid’s Errant Arrow” Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 1 Episode 8, “Veritas” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We’ve ignored it long enough - there’s a Simpsons-shaped hole in our podcast’s heart and it’s high time we stuffed it, thiccbird-style. Add in a dripping tureen of Hank Hill gravy and we’ve got one hell of a FOX-Giving dinner. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Frogbumpin’™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES The Simpsons S2E7, “Bart vs. Thanksgiving” King of the Hill S3E7, “Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We couldn’t resist a dip into one of Nickelodeon’s oddest entries and Spongebob’s spiritual progenitor, Rocko’s Modern Life. To paraphrase a round cow that is mostly ass, it was a hoot. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Telling People You’ve Started to Rewatch Stargate SG-1™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Rocko’s Modern Life S2E9b, “Uniform Behavior” Rocko’s Modern Life S3E10, “Wacky Delly” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Welcome to Doctor Saturday’s Home for Wayward Nicktoons, where we ensure care and shelter for Nickelodeon’s less-loved children. Who’s that playing in the yard by herself? It’s As Told By Ginger, a fantastic show about youth and having a goblin brother. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Give Bread A Chance™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES As Told By Ginger Episode 1, “Ginger the Juvey” As Told By Ginger Episode 37, “And She Was Gone” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

A Long’s Day’s Journey Into Nicktoons continues with yet another oddball, and we’ll give you a hint as to who: /He’s a phantom/. Yes, it’s time for us to bust our old-man hips trying to figure out why so many people liked Danny Phantom. Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Restaurant That Serves Old Boots From The River™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Danny Phantom Episode 11, “Fanning the Flames” Daniel Phaniel Episode 15, “Public Enemies” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Don’t move—there’s a bucket of neon green slime just above your head and if you don’t listen to the start of our new Nicktoons arc, we can’t promise what’ll happen next. But if you DO listen, we CAN promise we’re starting with a fan favorite: Invader Zim! THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Invader Zim Episode 3B, “Nanozim” Invader Zim Episode 8B, “Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy” Invader Zim Episode 4B, “Dark Harvest” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Break out the sweaters and spiced lattes, because our final Dog Days of Summer episode brings with it the *true* official start of autumn. And this week’s a doozy—we’ve got puppets, randy detectives, Sonic spin attacks, and a dog named Weed. Today’s Episode Sponsor: Sharkblasting™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Ginga Densetsu Weed Episode 1, “His Name is Weed!” Jim Henson’s Dog City Episode 1, “The Big Squeak” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We finally got around to watching some dog-based shows we’ve wanted to see FOR FOREVER, but alongside special guest Amalia “Honeycomb Daredevil” Larson, we stumbled into something even wilder—the 1997 film “Little Bigfoot”. THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Rude Dog and the Dweebs Episode 1b, “The Fish Who Went Moo” Secret Files of the Spy Dogs Episode 1a, “K-9” The Biskitts Episode 4a, “Dogfoot” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Amalia LarsonAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

This summer’s gone to the dogs! We’ve fetched ourselves some canine classics like Dogtanian & the Three Muskehounds and Road Rovers. Listen in horror as we will, in all likelihood, tear them to shreds like a fresh pair of slippers.Today’s Episode Sponsor: Going to Laser Tag With a Mark Twain Impersonator™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds Episode 1, “Dogtanian’s Journey” Road Rovers Episode 5, “Let Sleeping Dogs Lie” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Our final stop on the Gogglemesh Express is the most recent show we’ve ever watched—the currently airing Digimon Ghost Game. Our guest Shane “Send Me An Angemon” Smith serves as our spirit medium to a world of German assassins and digital step-brothers.Today’s Episode Sponsor: Captain F**kbeard’s Buried Pleasure™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Digimon Ghost Game Episode 9, “Warped Time” Digimon Ghost Game Episode 13, “Executioner” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Shane SmithAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

We knew our Tour-de-Mon was going to get a little bumpy, but never expected Digimon Data Squad to hit rock bottom so fast. If a show’s escapist power fantasy is about becoming Digital Immigration and Customs Enforcement, run for the f**cking hills!Today’s Episode Sponsor: Creamier Samurai™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Digimon Data Squad Episode 1, “There Are Monsters Among Us” Digimon Data Squad Episode 2, “Marcus’ Inner Strength” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Our next digi-evolution takes the form of Digimon Frontier, where you’ll almost certainly get Squid Gamed right from the jump. Special guest Kyle “Dangermon” Henick joins us as we nearly miss a surprise connection with Truck-kun, the teleporting senpai.Today’s Episode Sponsor: The McFlurry Police™ THIS WEEK'S EPISODES Digimon Frontier Episode 1, “All Aboard!” Digimon Frontier Episode 2, “Lobomon: Warrior of Light” Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/umq7Rms Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays Our Website: http://www.satamtuesdays.com/The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory VoieFabulous Guest: Kyle Danger HenickAudio Production: Andrew Eric Davison