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Julian is a microwave now. The Science: Whole Brain Emulation: A Roadmap (2008) Mind Uploading (Wikipedia)

The whoppers we tell, the Whoppers we eat. Radical Honesty. DMs. CPR. BK. Does any of it matter when the Mohawk Man wants to rip you in half?

Good value, that poem.

Ever wonder what happened to Brad and Julian after they grappling hooked onto that helicopter in episode 9? No? Well, too bad. Behold! The smoldering wreckage of Chicago, or at least Brad's house.   Julian's arboreal prison. Two skeletons.  A crow. Clubhouse rules. SALAD rises from the ashes - again - just in time for the spookiest time of the year. Is this episode scary? You better believe it. And if you don't believe it, give it a listen. Just don't come complaining to us when you no longer have pants because this episode scared them off of you.  -- SALAD is an improvised semi-narrative podcast with a bunch of lore for some reason.

After six full months of vacation off the grid, Brad returns to Dubai and discovers that things have changed at the Burj Khalifa. Meet June Goliath, CEO of MunchGoodCorp.Gov, and her assistant/enforcer Nico. They understand youth culture. SALAD is an improvised semi-narrative podcast with a bunch of lore for some reason.

6 months after heartbreak (?) in Portgual, Brad returns to Dubai, but before he even sets foot in the Burj, something is wrong. Maybe it's an IT issue. Maybe. Also - Juuling - Jeweling - Julian

A six month vacation begins. Serendipity in Azores. Ah, saudade.

EMBARRASS EMBARRASSED EMBARRASSING Plus: Devin, who is so friggin' cool and adopted.

JCD2.0: NOW HIRING. Are you a social media rock star or an IT ninja? Are you young as hell? Please send a resume and cover letter and/or head on over to the United Arab Emirates, then make your way up to floor 99 at the Burj Khalifa and introduce yourself to the CEO (Brad!). If you want to kiss him, you absolutely can, but don’t worry: he will NEVER kiss you.  Benefits:  -Kombucha on tap  -401(K)  -Two office telephones

Julian does a bad job with his mouth and brain. And he's a top skimmer. HOOKS...for crochet. HOOKED...on drugs.  HOOKS...grappling.

Sand becomes liquid. Liquid becomes sand. Corporate espionage and tsunami surveillance. We must separate the ant queens from the elephant kings. Acquiring talent...and acquiring targets.

Heike warriors who were killed at the Battle of Dano-no-ura are reincarnated are crabs. Also - interns? More like thinterns. Plus, science in a laboratory with many beakers.

Welcome back to New York City. In this city, you write your own story. Make your own sody pop. Beat up your own dad. Date your own self.  Plus - the beginning of a revolution.

3% is more than you think.  Cyrano, Don, and everyone’s favorite thane: together at last.  Welcome to the old country. SALAD is an improvised podcast by BRAD GAROON and JULIAN FREED-BROWN Edited by BRAD GAROON Additional Music by KAI ENGEL

After an unexplained hiatus, Brad and Julian reclaim the podcast throne by threatening Nate Silver, explaining spaghetti, and handing you the keys to a castle called Self-Love. It's your very own castle, and you deserve it. Julian employs his unique and violent teaching style to inflict knowledge and violence on Brad. Also, a different hairstyle!

Wild dogs roam the lobby of the Bellagio as the golden man plays a nocturne in the key of attempted murder. Witness the horrifying birth of a beautiful friendship. Recorded in Chicago, 2013. 2013 huh? Okay. Thanks.

Get that garbage out of your house and into the middle of the street. Discover a lucrative hobby by writing the saddest words. Next time: the origin story of the world's best friends. Recorded in Chicago/NYC, 2015.

Welcome to SALAD. On this episode, Julian explains that life is a beach, and if you want that body looking right, you're gonna need some SALAD. Also, Brad admits a terrible secret. Can Julian help? Maybe! SALAD is produced and edited by BRAD GAROON Created by BRAD and JULIAN Recorded in Chicago/NYC, 2014.