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Sabrina the Teenage Watch

110 Episodes

69 minutes | May 31, 2021
The End of An Era
Well here we are Witches, it's the end of an era, hold back those tears as we say farewell to Season 4, Westbridge, 2 awful characters, the best actor in the show thus far and believe it or not Harvey for a spell (a Season 5 spoiler there for you). If you like what we do and you wanna hear us talk about other things then check out our brand new Podcast 'Along Came Poddy', it's all about bloody terrible 2000s rom coms!
66 minutes | Apr 29, 2021
Double Whammy (Fanny) - She's Baaack & The 4 Faces of Sabrina
When an episode is so crap what do you do!? You combine it with another marginally better one of course!! First we begin talking about She's Baack where throughout we wish Amanda would have just stayed hoooome, however we then join the gang for what feels like a classic episode of Sabrina with a full cast, a delightfully silly plotline and good solid gags! We also mourn the loss of Mr Kraft & Martin Mull, by far the best actor on this whole damn show!
51 minutes | Mar 9, 2021
S4 E19 The Wild, Wild Witch (Wicki Wild)
YEE-HAW! Howdy Witches and welcome to the wicki-wild, wicki wicki Wild Wild West! There's no Will Smith to be seen anywhere but there is a rule breaking teenager, a petulant kid and Sweet Willie to indulge in. We also fondly recall about how much of an abhorrent piece of shit John Wayne was and rejoice at the inspirational words of an iMDb blooper sleuth!
62 minutes | Feb 10, 2021
S4 E18 Dreama the Mouse
This week Dreama (remember her) gets turned into a mouse by Brad (remember him) for the epic conclusion of that Witch Hunter storyline (remember that!?) Jeez, thankfully Chris had to leave half way through the recording otherwise the episode would have been too sad and explicit. Also, for one week only, we abolish our own review and instead read one from the murky depths of IMDB!
74 minutes | Jan 20, 2021
S4 E17 Salem's Daughter
This week we learn that The Other Realm host wild weddings, Salem has a daughter and the actress playing her is a maniacal piece of shit! Would you know it!? We also challenge Graham to come up with a decent cake related joke by the end of the episode and pitch a new game show to Netflix #itsnotacake
74 minutes | Jan 7, 2021
S4 E16 Welcome Back, Duke
This week we steer away from the usual magical curriculum and instead talk about someone else, yes we push Sabrina aside and gush over the wonderfully majestic, magical and immortal Dick Van Dyke. Easily one of the most memorable episodes of the entire show's run, Salem's old underling Duke returns from serving his sentence and aims to make amends for his crimes. By gosh we need to protect this man for the rest of his days.
67 minutes | Dec 22, 2020
S4 E15 - Love In Bloom
This week love is certainly in the air, although not everyone is in need of it as Sabrina becomes desired by 2 admirers and obviously proceeds to slowly succumb to a terrifying disease because of it! Happy Valentines Day Witches! We also briefly touch on the worst Barbie playset ever made and remind people everywhere just how much of a transphobic piece of shit JK Rowling is!
62 minutes | Nov 15, 2020
Extra Credit - Truncheons & Dragons (Something To Tie You Over)
Welcome to Extra Credit, the spin off podcast where we steer away from the usual magical curriculum and instead we talk about something a little bit different. This couldn't be less related to Sabrina or the 90s if it tried, however it is related to us as it's OUR NEW PODCAST! To tie you over until our next episode just sit back, relax and prepare to be completely bewildered by the first ever Fantasy-RolePlaying-Comedy-Crime-Thriller show where we take it in turns to write a chapter for an expanding and bizarre short story!
70 minutes | Oct 29, 2020
S4 E14 Super Hero
This week it's all about dreams coming true, Mr Kraft dreams of being a pilot, Harvey dreams of being a superhero, and Graham dreams of seeing Salem in another funny outfit and remote controlled car ... fortunately all of these come true in Melissa Joan Hart's directorial debut!! Oh and we also meet the world's sexiest and most seductive cat, fact!
58 minutes | Oct 10, 2020
S4 E13 Now You See Her, Now You Don't
Let's celebrate the first episode of the 21st Century by talking about body dysmorphia yaay! That's right, this week Sabrina teaches us about body positivity, likewise we tell you about ours whilst we spend far too much time talking about Chris' gradual balding. We also discuss rebranding our podcast's tagline, as well as teasing yet again that one day we'll tweet more than just a link to this new episode ...
65 minutes | Sep 18, 2020
S4 E12 Sabrina Nipping at Your Nose
Ho Ho Hoh crap it's another Christmas episode ... Will Sabrina re-remember the true meaning of Christmas? Will the Spellmans get to Jamaica? Will we threaten to cancel the podcast entirely ... again? SPOILER ALERT: It's actually, genuinely, truly not that bad an episode.
69 minutes | Sep 3, 2020
S4 E11 Salem & Juliette
Salem needs a gal for his high school reunion, and fortunately for him a demonic, reanimated corpse from the Puppetry branch of the Pet Cemetery answers his calling ... Other things happen in this episode but honestly we're far too disturbed to talk about much more then this feline horror show ... for all our sakes I hope it was set on fire!
65 minutes | Jul 26, 2020
S4 E10 Ice Station Sabrina
This week we discuss easily the most action packed and perilous episode yet as Sabrina, Harvey & Brad almost freeze to death ... however on the flip side (to quote Graham) "there was a lot of progression in this episode, and I hated every bit of it" ... so make of that what you will. Also, does a Witch Hunter have the exact same magical prowess as a mere mortal? Yes is the answer.
67 minutes | Jul 12, 2020
S4 E9 Love Means Having to Say You're Sorry
This week Sabrina tries every way possible of apologising to Harvey, obviously apart from actually saying "Sorry". Meanwhile (if Chris' accidental potentially misunderstanding research is to be believed), we celebrate the show's first and final Thanksgiving episode ... gobble gobble! No former 80s popstars were harmed, insulted or devastated in this week's episode ...
63 minutes | Jun 21, 2020
S4 E8 Ageing, Not So Gracefully
This week Sabrina is battling with a decision on which boy she is destined to be with, whilst the show's writers are battling with a decision on how unnecessarily inappropriate and bizarre they can make a Salem subplot! Man the 90s were just a different time! CAUTION: This episode contains portrayals of French people, a nation that everyone involved in this show so obviously hate.
76 minutes | Jun 7, 2020
S4 E7 Prelude To a Kiss
This week Sabrina commits the most heinous acts of betrayal you could ever imagine ... and if you're upset about the lack of 'SPOILER' Warning then don't be because the episode title kinda gives that away. Apart from the heartbreaking cliffhanger you've also got the return of The Pirates to look forward to, YEHAW!!
75 minutes | May 24, 2020
S4 E6 Episode LXXI: The Phantom Menace
As if The World isn't scary enough as it is we get a terrifyingly below average Halloween Episode about Sabrina's coffee waking the dead, featuring new faces, faces you've forgotten and faces you couldn't care any less about ... happy Halloween folks! We also finally unveil the truth behind the fabled Westbridge Catacombs and what Zombies are really hunting for, leave your tin foil hats at the door please.
58 minutes | May 10, 2020
S4 E5 Spoiled Rotten
This week Sabrina's legs melt and she smells of putrefying meat and pig faeces ... allegedly anyway, all because she gets her first credit card and becomes literally spoiled! Also Salem has the worst sub plot yet, it's so bad we were actually fondly recalling an episode of Teen Angel, gross! WARNING: EPISODE CONTAINS GRAPHIC RECOLLECTIONS OF TEEN ANGEL.
67 minutes | Apr 26, 2020
S4 E4 Little Orphan Hilda (Take 2 - Nailed It This Time!)
Wahay we've found out how to not sound like our podcast was recorded down the phone! Welcome to the successful take 2 of recording this show remotely, we learnt not to be lazy and frugal with equipment! This time round Hilda has a terrible day, not only does she loathe her mother but she loathes that fact that she was adopted, or was she? Who knows or cares cz it won't matter anyway! Meanwhile a monkey makes a monkey out of Salem but the jokes on him cz he's named after an asshole!
48 minutes | Apr 26, 2020
S4 E3 Jealousy (Take 1 - Is This How You Podcast Remotely? Nope)
Welcome Witches to our first stab at recording this lil podcast remotely ... yeah we'll do it better next time (that's a fact cz it's already recorded!). This week Sabrina becomes unnecessarily enraged with jealousy over Harvey being best buds with Brad, which causes the poor girl to develop Jelotosis ... oh and we meet Mr Kraft's handsome hunk of a brother!
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