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Sabrina the Teenage Watch
74 minutes | 13 days ago
S4 E16 Welcome Back, Duke
This week we steer away from the usual magical curriculum and instead talk about someone else, yes we push Sabrina aside and gush over the wonderfully majestic, magical and immortal Dick Van Dyke. Easily one of the most memorable episodes of the entire show's run, Salem's old underling Duke returns from serving his sentence and aims to make amends for his crimes. By gosh we need to protect this man for the rest of his days.
67 minutes | a month ago
S4 E15 - Love In Bloom
This week love is certainly in the air, although not everyone is in need of it as Sabrina becomes desired by 2 admirers and obviously proceeds to slowly succumb to a terrifying disease because of it! Happy Valentines Day Witches! We also briefly touch on the worst Barbie playset ever made and remind people everywhere just how much of a transphobic piece of shit JK Rowling is!
62 minutes | 2 months ago
Extra Credit - Truncheons & Dragons (Something To Tie You Over)
Welcome to Extra Credit, the spin off podcast where we steer away from the usual magical curriculum and instead we talk about something a little bit different. This couldn't be less related to Sabrina or the 90s if it tried, however it is related to us as it's OUR NEW PODCAST! To tie you over until our next episode just sit back, relax and prepare to be completely bewildered by the first ever Fantasy-RolePlaying-Comedy-Crime-Thriller show where we take it in turns to write a chapter for an expanding and bizarre short story!
70 minutes | 3 months ago
S4 E14 Super Hero
This week it's all about dreams coming true, Mr Kraft dreams of being a pilot, Harvey dreams of being a superhero, and Graham dreams of seeing Salem in another funny outfit and remote controlled car ... fortunately all of these come true in Melissa Joan Hart's directorial debut!! Oh and we also meet the world's sexiest and most seductive cat, fact!
58 minutes | 3 months ago
S4 E13 Now You See Her, Now You Don't
Let's celebrate the first episode of the 21st Century by talking about body dysmorphia yaay! That's right, this week Sabrina teaches us about body positivity, likewise we tell you about ours whilst we spend far too much time talking about Chris' gradual balding. We also discuss rebranding our podcast's tagline, as well as teasing yet again that one day we'll tweet more than just a link to this new episode ...
65 minutes | 4 months ago
S4 E12 Sabrina Nipping at Your Nose
Ho Ho Hoh crap it's another Christmas episode ... Will Sabrina re-remember the true meaning of Christmas? Will the Spellmans get to Jamaica? Will we threaten to cancel the podcast entirely ... again? SPOILER ALERT: It's actually, genuinely, truly not that bad an episode.
69 minutes | 5 months ago
S4 E11 Salem & Juliette
Salem needs a gal for his high school reunion, and fortunately for him a demonic, reanimated corpse from the Puppetry branch of the Pet Cemetery answers his calling ... Other things happen in this episode but honestly we're far too disturbed to talk about much more then this feline horror show ... for all our sakes I hope it was set on fire!
65 minutes | 6 months ago
S4 E10 Ice Station Sabrina
This week we discuss easily the most action packed and perilous episode yet as Sabrina, Harvey & Brad almost freeze to death ... however on the flip side (to quote Graham) "there was a lot of progression in this episode, and I hated every bit of it" ... so make of that what you will. Also, does a Witch Hunter have the exact same magical prowess as a mere mortal? Yes is the answer.
67 minutes | 6 months ago
S4 E9 Love Means Having to Say You're Sorry
This week Sabrina tries every way possible of apologising to Harvey, obviously apart from actually saying "Sorry". Meanwhile (if Chris' accidental potentially misunderstanding research is to be believed), we celebrate the show's first and final Thanksgiving episode ... gobble gobble! No former 80s popstars were harmed, insulted or devastated in this week's episode ...
63 minutes | 7 months ago
S4 E8 Ageing, Not So Gracefully
This week Sabrina is battling with a decision on which boy she is destined to be with, whilst the show's writers are battling with a decision on how unnecessarily inappropriate and bizarre they can make a Salem subplot! Man the 90s were just a different time! CAUTION: This episode contains portrayals of French people, a nation that everyone involved in this show so obviously hate.
76 minutes | 7 months ago
S4 E7 Prelude To a Kiss
This week Sabrina commits the most heinous acts of betrayal you could ever imagine ... and if you're upset about the lack of 'SPOILER' Warning then don't be because the episode title kinda gives that away. Apart from the heartbreaking cliffhanger you've also got the return of The Pirates to look forward to, YEHAW!!
75 minutes | 8 months ago
S4 E6 Episode LXXI: The Phantom Menace
As if The World isn't scary enough as it is we get a terrifyingly below average Halloween Episode about Sabrina's coffee waking the dead, featuring new faces, faces you've forgotten and faces you couldn't care any less about ... happy Halloween folks! We also finally unveil the truth behind the fabled Westbridge Catacombs and what Zombies are really hunting for, leave your tin foil hats at the door please.
58 minutes | 8 months ago
S4 E5 Spoiled Rotten
This week Sabrina's legs melt and she smells of putrefying meat and pig faeces ... allegedly anyway, all because she gets her first credit card and becomes literally spoiled! Also Salem has the worst sub plot yet, it's so bad we were actually fondly recalling an episode of Teen Angel, gross! WARNING: EPISODE CONTAINS GRAPHIC RECOLLECTIONS OF TEEN ANGEL.
67 minutes | 9 months ago
S4 E4 Little Orphan Hilda (Take 2 - Nailed It This Time!)
Wahay we've found out how to not sound like our podcast was recorded down the phone! Welcome to the successful take 2 of recording this show remotely, we learnt not to be lazy and frugal with equipment! This time round Hilda has a terrible day, not only does she loathe her mother but she loathes that fact that she was adopted, or was she? Who knows or cares cz it won't matter anyway! Meanwhile a monkey makes a monkey out of Salem but the jokes on him cz he's named after an asshole!
48 minutes | 9 months ago
S4 E3 Jealousy (Take 1 - Is This How You Podcast Remotely? Nope)
Welcome Witches to our first stab at recording this lil podcast remotely ... yeah we'll do it better next time (that's a fact cz it's already recorded!). This week Sabrina becomes unnecessarily enraged with jealousy over Harvey being best buds with Brad, which causes the poor girl to develop Jelotosis ... oh and we meet Mr Kraft's handsome hunk of a brother!
43 minutes | a year ago
S4 E2 Dream a Little Dreama Me
This week we say goodbye to Valerie forever and hello (for the time being) to Dreama, the equally as clumsy and unconfident trainee witch under Sabrina's sketchy magical wing. Also we discuss a new investment opportunity that will literally put TimeShare to shame!
50 minutes | a year ago
S4 E1 - There's No Place Like Home
It's been a while Witches but we are back for Season 4, thank you so much for your support & patience whilst we got our lives and arses back in gear! For our season opener Sabrina turns 18 (wahay), she hangs out with Britney Spears (wahay) and Mr Kraft is no longer Vice Principal (wahay) ... and that's about all the good news as things quickly go from bad to worse ... We've recently launched our brand new podcast Truncheons & Dragons and we've stuck a cheeky clip at the end of this episode. Follow us on Twitter @TandDPodcast to catch all of our latest episodes (wahay).
81 minutes | a year ago
Extra Credit - Drive Me Crazy
Welcome back to Extra Credit, the spinoff podcast where we steer away from the usual magical curriculum and instead talk about something completely different! Finally, the long awaited retrospective on what was meant to be Melissa Joan Hart's chance to break out of kids TV, but luckily for us (and unfortunately for her) it didn't pan out like that so she graced our screens for a few more seasons! Caution: This episode contains multiple references to Nazis, Fat Bitches and Animal Cruelty ... and neither of it is brought up by us.
61 minutes | a year ago
S3 E25 The Good, The Bad & The Luau (Season Finale)
Good grief we're finally here, at the end of our 3rd season! Blimey where has all that time gone, and most importantly where as all this season's narrative arc been!? Sabrina at long last solves the family secret and unfortunately it's as unfulfilling and flat as we'd feared ... oh well, at least season 4 is better right? ... right? Thank you to everyone who has taken time out of their busy lives to hear the 3 of us talk about a 20 year old kids show. These past 2 years have been such fun, it's brought the 3 of us closer together and to know that people all over the world are enjoying our show is just so humbling and mind blowing. Honestly from the bottom of our hearts thank you so much for making this all possible, we'll see you real soon, we promise! Phil, Chris, Graham x
49 minutes | a year ago
S3 E24 Silent Movie
This week Sabrina takes drastic action to ensure Mr Kraft doesn't become Uncle Kraft, and in doing so she turns the entire Spellman house into the set of a silent blockbuster. Season 3 also takes a brief, well needed moment to embrace the feels as we see Sabrina & Harvey finally confess their love for each other ... almost makes us forget how much this season has sucked!
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