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On this week's episode of the Rushing Attack College Football Podcast the gang welcomes transient guest and USF fan, EJ, we discuss new head coaches at Nebraska, Arkansas, Florida, Herm Edwards and Arizona State, Texas A&M, UCLA. We get rudely interrupted by a big ol' Doug Jones victory and then we talk about the pros and cons of TJ Maxx parking lot weed. I'm sure we talk about a lot more, but I can't remember. I'll update this if necessary.  I edited out Brian reading Jose Canseco's terrible tweets about sexual harassment/assault but I'm sure "Jose Canseco tweets" is great for SEO so I'll mention it. Want to see how the sausage is made? Well, join us on Facebook Live for some pre-podcast jibber jabber.  Want your opinions to be heard? Call Us: (772) 999-6031   Shop: www.rushingattack.com   Like Us on Facebook: @RushingAttack   @ Us on Twitter: @Rushing_Attack   Double Tap US on Instagram: @rushingattack

Whoa! Two episodes for the price of one? That, my friends, is the spirit of Thanksgiving! EJ Joins us to talk about how USF wants BAMA, we discuss how Tennessee should hire Ray Moore as their next head coach, and how Jason keeps saying the "R" word.    Call Us: (772) 999-6031   Shop: www.rushingattack.com   Like Us: @RushingAttack   @ Us: @Rushing_Attack   Double Tap US on Instagram: @rushingattack

So, I had an issue publishing this to Podbean and had to abandon my efforts and cook a turkey, but after some editing and a limited edition cover image, we have an edited and slightly dated but still very funny episode full of drunk half-accurate information.      Call Us: (772) 999-6031   Shop: www.rushingattack.com   Like Us: @RushingAttack   @ Us: @Rushing_Attack   Double Tap US: @rushingattack

This week the hosts of the #1 rated college football and Fallout 4 nude mods podcast talk about The U and the rumors that it is, in fact, back, how Arkansas, Florida and Nebraska suck but Nebraska and Florida are at least getting good coaches (probably).    I'll add more later.    Call Us: (772) 999-6031   Shop: www.rushingattack.com   Like Us: @RushingAttack   @ Us: @Rushing_Attack   Double Tap US: @rushingattack

Scott and Jason record an emergency podcast to talk about the breaking-ish news that The University of Florida and Coach Jim McElwain have filed for divorce.   NOBODY SAID FIRE STOP SAYING FIRED - OK?!?   Phone: (772) 999-6031   www.rushingattack.com   Facebook: @RushingAttack   Twitter: @Rushing_Attack   Instagram: rushingattack

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I'm not sure where Episode 35 is. It's probably being used by Russian Twitter bots to blackmale blackmail Coach O.   It's Episode 36 and boy do we have scoops for you:   1. Turkey on white, no mayo 2. Nebraska's next HC CONFIRMED 3. Flat Earth Football 4. Energy Weapons 5. The Battle of I4 will be awesome 6. Rutgers to the American CONFIRMED 7. WTF Michigan State has 1 loss? 8. And that loss is to Notre Dame?   Phone: (772) 999-6031 www.rushingattack.com   Facebook: @RushingAttack   Twitter: @Rushing_Attack   Instagram: rushingattack

WHAT SECRETS DID YOU HIDE IN LINCOLN, FROST?!   Phone: (772) 999-6031 www.rushingattack.com   Facebook: @RushingAttack   Twitter: @Rushing_Attack   Instagram: rushingattack

This week the boys are joined by friend of the Pod, EJ to talk about USF football is better than Florida, Nebraska, and Arkansas. We recap last week's games [ Tennessee v Florida, Nebraska v NIU, Arkansas v Bye Week, UCLA v Memphis, and more ] and sort of preview this week's games. We talk about how the SEC (especially the West is trash) and invite the fine folks from a College Football trash talk page to talk trash.    #AlabamaWantsPurdue   Phone: (772) 999-6031 www.rushingattack.com   Facebook: @RushingAttack   Twitter: @Rushing_Attack   Instagram: rushingattack

This was recorded on Monday or something, but we have been focused on getting our houses boarded up, and hurricane supplies ready. We talk about the first week of college football and speculate wildly about this coming week.    Phone: (772) 999-6031 www.rushingattack.com   Facebook: @RushingAttack   Twitter: @Rushing_Attack   Instagram: rushingattack

We were forced to take a short break, Jason got a new job and Brian moved across town and it was just too hard to get our schedules to sync up, but now we're back at it and we've got a really good episode.  This week Scott and I (Jason) get ghosted by Brian, but it's okay because we are joined by Dave from New Belgium Brewing. Scott has known Dave for over 20 years, and for a while they were both in the central Florida hardcore / metalcore band Dragbody. Dave takes us on a beerventure, where we get to try some new, some hard to find, and some just plain good New Belgium beers.  On this episode we got to drink (and learn a bit about) an assortment of New Belgium beers: Dayblazer Easygoing Ale  Juicy Watermelon Lime Ale Citradelic Exotic Lime Ale Voodoo Ranger 8 Hop Pale Ale We also got to try a couple of specialty ales from New Belgium's "Lips of Faith Series":   Tart Lychee Wood-Aged Sour Ale Clutch Wood-aged Imperial Sour Stout  All of the beers were delicious.  Later in the episode we find out about New Belgium teaming up with Colorado State University to develop the Old Aggie Superior Lager, which we're going to need some of as soon as it is available. We then take a swing at answer questions originally asked of sex advice columnist, Dan Savage. We talk about being old hardcore dudes,  Over all this episode was slightly different than normal because we mostly stayed on topic and provide you, the listener, with accurate, presumably information. It also ended up being one of our favorite episodes.  Be sure to check out Dave's new band @ madrinaband.com and drink lots of New Belgium.  www.rushingattack.com   Facebook: @RushingAttack   Twitter: @Rushing_Attack   Instagram: rushingattack

This week we're joined by special guest EJ. We talk about USF football, break down the pros and cons of the group of five holding their own championship game, nonsense NCAA recruiting stats, the first female football scholarship recipient, Chandler Basha's Becca Longo, and talk about how Georgia Tech fans might be sick of Russell Athletic. We smoothly pivot to the weirdness that is Michael Jackson's Moonwalker Movie, Alex Jones and his claim that he is a performance artists, George W Bush visiting Vero Beach and how he doesn't seem so bad in retrospect. We do nothing to solve the complex and very serious problem of Gerrymandered congressional districts, Jason talks about waking up to a possible Red Dawn scenario and how excited he is about Everclear playing in Fort Pierce, we then talk about the Trump kids (we only forgot about 2 of them!), we continue to be obsessed with Chuck Tingle, we talk about how the Brave Wall Street Girl staring down the Wall Street Bull is a little more complicated than it seems, we briefly talk about money in politics, the Florida's 2018 gubernatorial candidates, and finish the episode talking about watching the Florida Fire Frogs lose to the St Lucie Mets at Historic (and in need of a renovation) Dodgertown.   www.rushingattack.com   Facebook: @RushingAttack   Twitter: @Rushing_Attack   Instagram: rushingattack

Before we get into the show notes, I just want to make a quick request: Please be sure to rate and review us on your podcasting platform of choice, and please please please, share us with your friends. Thank you!  ALSO: BUY OUR SHIRTS! This week we is more like free form jazz, we start off the show like anyone would -- we discuss pawing the Million Dollar Man's championship belt, we work on our Paul Bearer impressions, we suggest alternatives to Epocot's drinking around the world, we answer the important question: jorts or euro-capris? We talk about the endless possibilities of sneaking drinks into a summer music festival in a Camelback, we briefly talk about Florida's Spring Game and the QB situation and how it could look like the offense of a notorious former SEC head coach. We introduce Brian to internet huckster and snake -excuse me- coconut oil salesman David Avocado Wolf, and then we round out the show by talking about the Florida Fire Frogs Baseball, be stings, calf cramps, some more Fire Frogs, and how scary and weird it is to get let go from a job after 11 years.  ALSO: BUY OUR SHIRTS! www.rushingattack.com   Facebook: @RushingAttack   Twitter: @Rushing_Attack   Instagram: rushingattack

This week we hash out our latest million-dollar-idea: Erotic College Football Head Coach fan-fiction, we explore the world of Chuck Tingle and the need for a Chuck Tingle masterworks coffee table book, we talk about ring tone impulse buys, the infinite possibilities of the multi-verse, meme economy, Jason exposes the boys to Anna Storelli's restaurant outburst, college football spring games, we talk about the graduate transfer roadblock Florida is facing with Malik Zaire, we officially get on board the Florida Fire Frogs bandwagon, we talk MLB and minor league teams, burning interns for personal gain, we try and talk about WrestleMania, The Undertaker, Jake the Snake Roberts, Brutus the Barber Beefcake, the good old days of WWE/WWF Wrestling and the trauma of seeing Jake the Snake Roberts DDTing Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat on the concrete floor. We then naturally, and flawlessly, transition to talking about Reddit's Place art experiment, then we listen to some Kendrick Lamar's Humble, Blame Candy, the new Body Count, we discus our dislike of most things Jack White, and then we just kind of play random songs from the Judgment Night soundtrack.   #UglyKnees www.rushingattack.com   Facebook: @RushingAttack   Twitter: @Rushing_Attack   Instagram: rushingattack  

Due to scheduling conflicts and limited time to edit, we have a super double secret missing episode. I mean, it isn't actually missing, but it isn't online. I mean, it is sort of on line - you can watch the video of it on our Facebooke page. You're sort of actually listening to episode 28. Keep an eye out for the REAL episode 27 where we are all really drunk and it goes off the rails. ANYHOW. This week we talk about the same things we always talk about: The High Court with Doug Benson, jazz cabbage, college football, college basketball, college baseball, Donald Trump's phoney invoices, local crazy person Rick Wiles and TruNews, USB steaks cookers, room temperature shelf shrimp, Chic-fil-A is delicious, the impracticality of corpse eating robots, we break down Bleacher Report's top whatever overrated college football list, we try and fix hyperinflation in foreign countries, being harassed for donations by political parties and homeless people. #megadong www.rushingattack.com   FB: @RushingAttack   T: @Rushing_Attack   Ig: rushingattack

This week we're joined by our Norwegian friend, Dag, and subject him to EXTREME VETTING a bunch of inside jokes. We talk about Tila Tequila's spiral into a desperate plea for attention from conspiracy dipshits and illuminati nudes. We discuss Arian Foster's wolf fighting tweets, and we talk about how we too could take a wolf 1 on 1. Also, we want to fight old white people. We talk about Barack Obama using his Oburner phones to "tapp" Donald Trump's phone calls. We find out which french fries are the best french fries. We find out a lot about Arizona gubernatorial candidate Noah Dyer. Scott discovers The Avett Brothers, we listen to some new Mastodon, and then we stumble into college football via Rutgers', FAU, FIU, K-State and Bill Snyder. And we close out with the 10 Second Songs cover of Chop Suey in the style of Ghost. Enjoy!   www.rushingattack.com   FB: @RushingAttack   T: @Rushing_Attack   Ig: rushingattack

This week Brian is out and it's all thanks to Amazon literally breaking the internet, we try and listen to Donald Trump's address to the joint session, we talk about Ole Miss players making stacks of money, we talk about the role of the NCAA in the wake of Penn State, Miami, Ole Miss, and now Baylor. Somehow we move on to home improvements shows like Flip or Flop, Fixer Upper, Flipping Vegas and how do borderline unemployed homebuyers afford $500,000 homes? Then we discuss the rise and fall of Bar Rescue, the Confederate Flag and my new favorite YouTube channel, the Nicki Minaj Vs. Remy Ma beef, YouTube clickbait, and then we digress into reading our spam email.  www.rushingattack.com   FB: @RushingAttack   T: @Rushing_Attack   Ig: rushingattack

This week has got it all:   Bill Maher's interview with Miley Dopplepopolis Disney's decision to drop PewDiePie The return of the mack Zima Clear Pepsi cocktails Taxing robots The modest lifestyle of Vladimir Putin Taxing the lizard people  The Jewish banker/lizard people hierarchy Flat Earth conspiracies and the undue influence of Big Globe Elon Musk's suggestion that this is all a simulation and if we are in a simulation Scott wants to know why he didn't get a better avatar Brian shows us basketball player dicks on Snapchat We try and figure out YouTube Celebs and Twitch streamers Chance the rappers plan to destroy Ticketmaster and scalpers and a bunch of other random things that come up along the way.    www.rushingattack.com   FB: @RushingAttack   T: @Rushing_Attack   Ig: rushingattack

Scott is back! This week talk a little more about the Super Bowl, Falcons hiring Sark, Patriots players not attending the white house, Trump's handshake, LeGarrette Blount punching Donald Trump, t-shirts that don't fit properly, how fat baseball players are, Chad Kelly's eyebrows, Alabama football recruiting, Nick Saban punching Charlie Weis' gut, arena league football, This Was The XFL, Utah, Arches National Park, Canyonlands National Park, the attack on public lands, we try and figure how to get that sweet sweet George Soros protester money, Obama burner phones, a TON of other things and then we spend way too much time talking about some local radio hack named Rhett Palmer.    www.rushingattack.com FB: @RushingAttack T: @Rushing_Attack Ig: rushingattack