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We're back, bitches! We discuss everything about what took so long to get this episode up and all the challenges in between. We broke down the Call Her Daddy / Barstool beef, how we would like Dave Portnoy to know that we would like to sign up for a 500k /year lifetime contract with no rights to IP, and that Jake came back to Louisville and KIA tried to make sure he couldn't leave.  We also discuss some of the most useful (useless) items you can buy on todays market.   Twitter | www.twitter.com/ducksflamingosInstagram | www.instagram.com/rubberducksandflamingos Hostswww.twitter.com/jakehighley www.twitter.com/hmrsmth

Jake and Eric discuss JetBlue's brilliant plans to save (tank) their business during the pandemic.  They discuss a Kansas man who sought legal permission to have a sword fight with his ex-wife and her lawyer to settle a custody dispute, how the New York Times Best Sellers list is manipulated like every other thing in the world today, and that nobody gives a shit about your thoughts and prayers on Facebook.   Twitter | www.twitter.com/ducksflamingosInstagram | www.instagram.com/rubberducksandflamingos Hostswww.twitter.com/jakehighley www.twitter.com/hmrsmth

Jake and Eric discuss failure of a challenge they had for the listeners of this podcast.  They discuss how masks make everyone hotter, how Jake can make anyone lose any amount of weight they want, and how Jay Cutler is every mans spirit animal. They also debut two new segments,  in one of which Eric may have solved the age old debate on the relation of money to happiness. Twitter | www.twitter.com/ducksflamingosInstagram | www.instagram.com/rubberducksandflamingos Hostswww.twitter.com/jakehighley www.twitter.com/hmrsmth

Jake and Eric discuss a challenge they have for the listeners of this podcast.  They discuss how the quarantine is making their faces fat, how it's been an absolutely wild week of failures, and that a Kentucky mayor (allegedly) had a person locked in his cellar.    Twitter | www.twitter.com/ducksflamingosInstagram | www.instagram.com/rubberducksandflamingos Hostswww.twitter.com/jakehighley www.twitter.com/hmrsmth 

Jake and Eric discuss how it feels to actually have a decent episode under their belt.  The official podcast drinking game gets off to a hot start because Eric's internet is an absolute trainwreck and Jake gets distracted like Doug from the movie UP.  Jake discusses how unemployment is the slowest process in all of the world and why the government should hire him to answer phone calls.  They go over the Instagram and Twitter trolls that yap at Jessie James Decker for her parenting skills and how the NFL Draft is about to be an absolute shit-show because of the technologically bright individuals at the helm of each NFL team.  Eventually, Jake and Eric get around to discussing the Top 5 video game franchises of all-time.  Also, Eric gets mind-blown by new straw technology.   Twitter | www.twitter.com/ducksflamingosInstagram | www.instagram.com/rubberducksandflamingos Hostswww.twitter.com/jakehighley www.twitter.com/hmrsmth

Jake and Eric discuss the struggles of shopping during the quarantine and the sides of people it brings out. In its entirety, we discuss a nightmare Panda Express experience for Jake, our new drinking game during recording, the fact that Matt Damon was in "Eurotrip", Jake's Top 5 of the best songs to come out of TV shows, and some "Where Are They Now?" for King of Queens TV stars. Also, Jake chugs a White Claw. Twitter | www.twitter.com/ducksflamingosInstagram | www.instagram.com/rubberducksandflamingos Hostswww.twitter.com/jakehighley www.twitter.com/hmrsmth

Twitter | www.twitter.com/ducksflamingosInstagram | www.instagram.com/rubberducksandflamingos Hostswww.twitter.com/jakehighley www.twitter.com/hmrsmth

Learning how to podcast is hard... or so it seems. Have a laugh at some of our "no so bright" moments as we try to get our setups in order so that we can actually record. Twitter | www.twitter.com/ducksflamingosInstagram | www.instagram.com/rubberducksandflamingos Hostswww.twitter.com/jakehighley www.twitter.com/hmrsmth