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Royal Monster Battalion Movie Review Podcast

53 Episodes

67 minutes | 5 years ago
Episode 45 Gremlins 1 & 2
Well folks, we bring you to the end of an era.  Mike has decided to call it quits with our last episode of 2015 where we talk Gremlins and Gremlins 2: The New Batch!  Enjoy the show, I know we enjoyed doing it!  Merry Christmas to all!
39 minutes | 5 years ago
Episode 44 Cooties
Mike and Jeff talk kids and spoiled chicken and McRibbs are not REALY MEAT!  Okay... we might have gotten side-tracked on this one, but at least it made sense this time!!   The movie starts with a putrid chicken nugget!  So of course we will talk about McDonalds! It Came From The Internet: An upcoming werewolf movie that reminds Mike we should be doing more werewolf movies!  Good ones though... if they exist. http://www.traileraddict.com/uncaged-2016/trailer
31 minutes | 5 years ago
Episode 43 Only Lovers Left Alive
Jeff needs some culture in his life damnit!  There's nothing wrong with this movie... at all!  Okay other than being slow as hell... boring... no bloodshed... lame family squabble... and they killed Ian, man... I liked Ian. We also spend about 15 minutes talking about video games, because that is just how we roll!   It Came From The Internet: We check out the new trailer for the upcoming World Of Warcraft movie!  http://www.traileraddict.com/warcraft/trailer
89 minutes | 5 years ago
BONUS Episode Penny Dreadful Season 2
Jeff and Mike are BACK to talk about the world of Penny Dreadful!  Season TWO kicks it off strong and just blows us both away!  Pull up a seat as we go over the entire second season of Penny Dreadful in this over-sized bonus episode!  Listener beware: WE SPOIL EVERYTHING!!!
34 minutes | 5 years ago
Episode 42 Hellraiser
Jeff and Mike back at it again with a classic from the '80s!  Hellraiser, because everyone needs a little pain in their life. It Came From The Internet: A quick look at another horror comedy coming out (or already out, I can't tell anymore!) with Freaks Of Nature! http://www.traileraddict.com/freaks-of-nature/red-band-trailer List Of The Cenobites: http://glimmer515.hubpages.com/hub/Creatures-of-Hellraiser-Cenobites
39 minutes | 5 years ago
Episode 41 Trick 'r Treat
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!  It is that time of the year again and this time we have a special guest (my wife!) to talk about one of the greatest Halloween movies ever made!  Trick 'r Treat!  Feel free to watch the bonus Trick 'r Treat videos listed below! It Came From The Internet: A new King Kong Vs Godzilla movie is coming!  Eventually... far into the future. http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Godzilla-King-Kong-They-Fight-What-We-Know-88317.html Trick 'r Treat Rules Of Halloween: Rule 1: Always Wear A Costume!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rA5keQpQ0M Rule 2: Pass Out Treats! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGdgQr94X30 Rule 3: Jack O'Lanterns! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld2fSGd_2c4 Rule 4: Check Your Candy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejBIQ3EFbys All of the Trick 'r Treat videos on the Fear.net YouTube page.  Check them out!  https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC90A7EDC96053DC9
35 minutes | 5 years ago
Episode 40 Grabbers
Another movie that Mike has done a written review on first!  Does he still feel the same was as he did when he first watched it? It Came From The Internet: The Trailer for The Final Girls because who doesn't love a good campy horror comedy???  http://www.traileraddict.com/the-final-girls/trailer
27 minutes | 5 years ago
Episode 39 7th Son
I REALLY want to do some good movies... and it just isn't freaking working!  Maybe the next one will be good... Mike and Jeff look at 7th Son with all the pretty pretty visuals and nothing else. It Came From The Internet:  We have a double hitter in trailers today, both Christmas movies.  The first being Krampus, and the second being A Christmas Horror Story.  Check them out, go and watch them when they release! http://www.traileraddict.com/krampus/trailer http://www.traileraddict.com/a-christmas-horror-story/trailer Next week we return with Grabbers!
37 minutes | 5 years ago
Episode 38 Tremors
Jeff and Mike take a look at the 1990 classic monster flick, Tremors!  Because it is Tremors!  I don't need a reason to watch this movie... it is freaking fantastic!  We do make a few revelations about one of the characters however... check it out and let us know what you think! It Came From The Internet: We take a look at the upcoming Victor Frankenstein movie because IT IS A FRANKENSTEIN MOVIE!!!  I want to see it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pxZxY_Siyc
51 minutes | 5 years ago
BONUS EPISODE: Interview With Ed DeRuiter
Mike gets a chance to sit down and interview the AWESOME writer and actor Ed DeRuiter!  We talk about a recent film of his that Mike reviewed on a SyFy Monday post, MegaShark VS Kolossus!  Ed delves into what it means to work as a writer in Hollywood and his experiences with the movie itself and Mike mostly just sits back with a giant grin on his face which is really hard to hear, but it's there!  Give the show a listen, learn some fun facts from Ed and enjoy the show! You can find Ed on Twitter @EdwardDeruiter or on his personal site EdwardDeRuiter.com.  Go visit Ed on Twitter, let him know what you thought of the show, and please let him know you're looking forward to hearing more from him and seeing more of his films! And yes, you are pronouncing his name wrong. I also want to apologize for the technical problems with this episode!  It seems my computer ate my higher quality recordings, but luckily the backups were completely fine though it did mean I wasn't able to do as much with the editing process, so please don't hold it against me!  After almost 40 episodes something had to go wrong eventually.
32 minutes | 6 years ago
Episode 37 Wyrmwood
Mike and Jeff venture into the land of killer snakes, too many spiders, and rather lackluster zombies.  Also, Mike is a racist asshole.  I'm saying now so you don't have to! It Came From The Internet: Check out a WWII propaganda film mashed with Star Wars!  Actually pretty entertaining! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHsR_q4QKus
37 minutes | 6 years ago
Episode 36 Journey To The West
We look at the movie Journey To The West and Mike spouts off some wrong information that I'm sure would piss off people who know their shit... if they actually listened to the show!  This was a really fun film!  Go watch it, then listen to Mike and Jeff talk about why the first fifteen minutes of the film were the best. It Came From The Internet: Keeping in line with our foreign film we're reviewing, Mike brings  at trailer for another film he's interested in seeing.  A Wushu movie called Snow Girl And The Dark Crystal.  Not that Dark Crystal. http://www.traileraddict.com/snow-girl-dark-crystal/feature-trailer
33 minutes | 6 years ago
Episode 35 WolfCop
This episode we look at a recently crowd funded movie called WolfCop!  Mike says wolfcock.  Seriously, if WOLFCOCK can't get you to listen to this episode, then nothing will.  WOLFCOCK! It Came From The Internet: We talk about the new Attack On Titan live action movie trailer! Mike might be a little too invested in the movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InF16sp7J0M
26 minutes | 6 years ago
Episode 34 Death Bed
.........................................................Nope.  I refuse to edit this episode, so you get it raw.  All of it.  I cut to the intro, and I cut after the exit.  Everything you hear on this episode is as it was recorded!  Enjoy it!  Or don't... god this movie sucked. It Came From The Internet: There's a new movie running around the indie film circuit known as Turbo Kid and we love it!  Check out the trailer and look forward to watching it as soon as possible! http://www.traileraddict.com/turbo-kid/trailer
28 minutes | 6 years ago
Episode 33: What We Do In The Shadows
Mike and Jeff tackle a movie that, by all accounts, should have been good!  I should probably stop spoiling what we think of the movies in the description... but it isn't like this movie was worth watching anyways.  Damn... just... so BLAND!  Tell me we're wrong!  Tell me there's just something I'm not getting!  HELP ME SEE THE LIGHT! It Came From The Internet: Jeff shares the bit of news that in the second season of the hit show, Daredevil, there will be the Punisher!  Mike gushes a bit about one of his favorite comic book anti-heroes in an attempt to fill up time in this terribly short episode!!  http://www.cnet.com/news/jon-bernthal-joins-daredevil-as-the-punisher/#ftag=CADf328eec
38 minutes | 6 years ago
Episode 32 Feast
Mike and Jeff are joined by Jeff King of the Two Bald Geeks podcast!  We talk about a movie that Jeff King suggested back in March when we were on his show and I think we all agree it was a kick ass film! It Came From The Internet: EEEWWW!!  COOTIES!! Because who wouldn't love a film about kids turning into zombies? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_he1HiLy0A Go and find Jeff King over at AllUsGeeks.com, Facebook.com/AllUsGeeks and on Twitter @AllUsGeeks.  Subscribe to his multiple shows and enjoy his sultry tones!
36 minutes | 6 years ago
BONUS Episode: Stitches
Nikki is back and she has brought a hell of a movie!!  Mike and Nikki talk about a new killer clown movie called Stitches!  I don't think Nikki appreciated Mike laughing so hard at her least favorite scene... It Came From The Internet: Really?  Another remake?  And this one is being turned into a TV series.  Alright, I'm all for a good bloody vampire story, lets see if they can do anything with Let The Right One In. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/let-right-one-remake-a-782087
41 minutes | 6 years ago
Episode 31 Clown
Who says clowns are all about the laughs?  Okay, so this Clown got us to laugh a good few times!  Mike and Jeff talk about Eli Roth's CLOWN, and Nikki comes along for the ride with her own brand of female insight!  There's some dark humor in this movie and in this podcast, so give it a listen and watch the movie as soon as you can! It Came From The Internet: Mike, Jeff, and Nikki talk about the upcoming Human Centipede 3!  Because there needs to be one.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKSfPE7WGUI
27 minutes | 6 years ago
BONUS Episode Killer Mermaid
Nikki returns to the show for a bonus episode of just herself and Mike!  And she picked the movie!  I want to make that perfectly clear, NIKKI PICKED THE MOVIE!  Wow... just... such a bad film.  Killer Mermaid... just amazing.  I really wanted nothing to do with this movie it was just so bad!   It Came From The Internet: The new Poltergeist movie trailer was released... a couple months ago!  We look at it, Mike is happy about it and looking forward to it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhr8d1yxSP8
31 minutes | 6 years ago
Episode 30 Invasion Of The Bodysnatchers
Episode 30!  Mike and Jeff are back from their celebration of podcasting for a year with a new milestone episode! Thirty Episodes we've released (plus bonus stuff) and we're not planning on slowing down any time soon!  Listen to us talk about a remake that's been remade ten times already.  Invasion Of The Body Snatchers!  And join us next episode when we bring in Mike's wife, Nikki, to talk Clown! It Came From The Internet: An interesting trailer for Dark Was The Night.  Is it a werewolf movie?  A sasquatch movie?  Or something else?  I'll admit, I want to see it.
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