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TBH Peter and Madi deserve each other. To be a man, you must be as swift as the coursing river. With all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire, and mysterious as f**k, all while being unreadable, dishonest, and untrustworthy. At least that's what Peter thinks manhood is before his final pick tells him AWF.  We're here for the 'silent car-ride home' that is Peter's family. Barb's character arc has been so wide in such a short time-frame. Where is Jack? Honestly, where...again...is MIKE?!? Anyway. Clare drops by, and I can finally relax, knowing that the next season of the Bachelorette will be nothing short of extraordinary.  Everyone, take a nice long break because we are D O N E until The Bachelorette airs!!!! Many many thanks for your support this season.  Please rate and subscribe --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

“Hannah Ann loves you with all of her heart. Don't let her go. Don't let her go. Bring her home. Bring her home to us. We will welcome her with open arms, we will welcome her with all of the love in the world. She's a dream come true and god has placed her here for you. That’s what loves stories are made out of.” - Pimp C. JK it was Barb. This truly is one of the most dramatic seasons we have ever seen. Time to finally find out what they've worked so hard not to "spoil." At the cost of the quality of the show. NOICE.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

Sometimes you just have to give an ultimatum without knowing what an ultimatum means. The Bachelor and Sister Wives go through an awkward FS week as they navigate through the same living space, and go through some more Bachelor Nation firsts. It gets weird, people. As we get closer to the end of the season, let us be thankful that there are only two more Mondays of this cacophony remaining. Thanks for stopping by! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

4 women, 3 hometowns, 2 many chances, and 1 bachelor 🤡. These producers are messier than a chili cheese dog with no bun...who hurt them? We see some Bachelor season firsts on the show, an ex-girlfriend is blurred for no reason...we have "the internet", but it got us and everyone else to discuss the drama this week. Freshly re-injected back into the show like fillers. This is the most dramatic season ever so far, especially since it's full of Bachelorette and BIP Auditions...oop! Thank you for joining us this week!  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

Kelley, regardless of what happened in the episode, is the all-time G for how she handles herself. Give her a round of applause, and yourself one as well for being this far into the season without going crazy. Husband and I are still boggled as to how Peter has kept a few of these birds, and we can't wait to see who Barbara is WAILING about near the end of the episode. The Oscars are over, Barb. Bong-Joon already got all the awards. We get some one on ones, call ABC out on their contrite-ness, and rant about our favorite franchise as usual. Love ya guys, thanks for hanging out with us week to week.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

As mentioned, we were going to try and bring you lovely people one episode, but there was just too much to cover. This episode is sponsored by Kleenex and Telenovelas, especially since crying gets you kept on this show . Kelley was the MVP of this week in our eyes. Now that some of the more...dramatic...contestants are gone, we look forward to getting to know the more viable ones.  Cheers to next week's single episode (eye-roll to ABC)  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

This week was a doozy of dramaaaaa. Listen to the husband and wife try to piece this together without going insane. Thanks ABC for taking everyone's weeknights hostage.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

A lot can happen when an estranged contestant receives access to the internet. And assumes everyone in the house "already knew." There's some shaaaady business this week coming from some of the girls and Peter himself. ABC, is this your King? LOL We truly have never seen the house gang up on the lead in this fashion, this early. My goodness.  Anyway, thanks for stopping by for another week of the same ass drama...we're collectively looking forward to the Costa Rica debacles next week. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

We start off the episode with more champagne tears, false bullying accusations, and not much else other than some pretty dumb drama. Let’s get rid of some more girls so we can get back to the right reasons. Cheers - J and W --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

Fashion bug galore. One of the contestants wins an exorbitant amount of Mary-Kate and Ashley-esque fast fashion. Not mad at it. As always there are tears and someone forgets to talk to the lead instead of crying their eyes out to everyone else. Thank you for making it through the premiere last week and the Hannah drama this week. #blessed --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

Where is Mike? Anyway, we’re here to make sense of the ruined mascara that was Night One. Thank you for joining us for season 24. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

First off, we want to apologize for the tardiness of our upload. Switching from Mac to iPad on GarageBand is no simple task! Here are our thoughts on the finale. Again, why is Peter the bachelor? Does ABC not have a ”boring” radar? Did all the money go toward’s Connor’s hotel in the last episode? Why were Clay Nicole cut of the whole show? And why are we hearing more from people who went home on their first day there, then people who were there the whole season? So many questions we probably won’t get answers to. We made drinking game rules and we will be taping our eyes open in January for Peter’s impending boring season. Thank you for another great spinoff, team. Cheers. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

First and foremost, take today to remember our loved ones and all who were impacted by 9/11. 🇺🇸 Several people leave Paradise in vans, mostly by choice...mostly. We see a Bachelor in Paradise FIRST at the rose ceremony, Caelynn completely forgot who ruined her birthday, we didn’t forget, Demi is in a mental battle, and Dylannah (no? Ok lol) goes to a kid’s birthday party to completely mess up un idioma guapa. It’s the final countdown, friends. Finale NEXT WEEK!! Thank you so much to our new listeners and supporters, and of course anyone who joined us along the way. We’re excited to be a part of your week. Much love, Mrs. and Mrs. B 🥂 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

We would rather be at home with our dogs too, Haley. Angela comes in, I an proud of her for handling paradise like a G. Clay ain’t sh!t, and we see what happens when you let your insecurities get the best of you. Matt Donald is on the wrong show, someone gets a baby-faced visitor, and we are still impressed with whoever the new editor is. Cheers to the penultimate week. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

Lots happened this week, first of all why the f$&@ is Peter Weber The next Bachelor? ABC, are you trying to get your fanbase to go to sleep during the show? Honest question.  ANYway, Dean is unsurprisingly very good at ruining birthdays, and girls' self esteem, Kristina is playing the long GAME, Tahzjuan is unbearable, and we are disappointed in JPJ’s actions. Thanks for stopping by this week, friends. Cheers to Chris and Krystal! 🥂💍👰🏼🤵🏻 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

Who didn’t Blake meet at Stagecoach? ☕️🐸 This festival is getting so much free promotion. Love that for them. Tayshia and JPJ bagged up and stole the episode with their cuteness. Unknown women come in and stir up drama. Demi gets a full episode to herself essentially, and we’re here to talk about it. As always, thank you for listening and have a wonderful weekend, friends!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

The kiddos are hungry for bloodshed and drama on this beach. They egg on some fights, and more one-night departure dudes show up. I explain to my husband why they don’t measure up to Grocery Store Joe fame. Jordan spills and drinks tea left and right, Chris Harrison can take even more vacation, and so many pots calling the kettle black you’d think this was Willam Sonoma. Enjoy! 👍🏽 ⭐️ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

Welcome to Speedo beach. Where we find out that Blake is not who Bachelor Nation thought he was, Cam is just as dreadful, and surprisingly no one wow’ed us with a costume this season. Annaliese oversteps her boundaries ten times quicker than I assumed she would and I show my husband what happened on last year’s paradise. Press play to hear our thoughts, opinions, and as always thanks for stopping by! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

Prospector Jed really screwed the pooch this time. What more is there left to do other than turn off your Instagram comments? Hubs and I recap both nights of the finale and talk about what’s to come with the franchise. We WILL be here for the BIP drama and cannot wait to share the cacophony with you. Thanks for sticking with us this season. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support

Even in his absence, the show finds a way to make everything about Luke P[upils]. Bachelor and BIP Auditions will never be the same. As always, thanks for tuning in! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/rosesandbrosephs/support