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Boy Scouts. Coffee. Soda. Crashing funerals. All this and more on the fourth anniversary of Rocket to Anywhere. (Title inspired by @howdyhowdyyall1 on TikTok.)

The cousins join Corban and Sofia to discuss the government surplus conspiracy and dumb things they've gotten in trouble for. (Recorded June 2020)

Death and public restrooms. This is why we need mental help.

Neighbors. Magazines. CD players. Corban and Sofia sit down to talk after another month of quarantine.

Corban ruins everything when he starting talking about race. Sofia remembers a friend from the past. Together, they discover Jojo Siwa's traumatic backstory. The Pidgin Bible http://www.pidginbible.org/

Sofia forgets what the thing you cut the grass with is called. Corban stumbles down memory lane.   Stuff we mentioned: Old Man Steve - Tiktok   Moke and Poki in the Rain Forest

How can I ruin a funeral? Are seminars the new pyramid scheme? What goes on in a homeschooler’s brain? Get these questions answered PLUS a conversation about Sigrid all in this episode. Show Notes: Carman on Spotify Rocket to Anywhere Merch! Odd Squad Deploys New Team for Old Mission Corban on Tiktok iShine Connect Recommendations of the Week: Corban: This Is Not My Home by Wayne Kerr Band Sofia: Quokka Follow Us: Corban on Twitter Sofia on Instagram Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram Music By: Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library

JOHN LEGEND, TikTok star @grandmammycorbanator, and Sofia host this unscripted episode of no one's favorite podcast. They talk about ghosting kids at McDonald's, Boy Scouts, and their retirement plans.   Show Notes: 2010 Illinois State Fair Hog Calling Contest Corban on TikTok   Music by Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library.

James and Amber return to talk about musicals! They go over their top four favorites, shows they worked on, and of course, FIASCOS!   Show Notes: Tim’s Tweet about Amazon Pilots Sunday School Musical Corban’s High School Musical Reviews Fiasco! - This American Life   Recommendations of the Week: James: Person of Interest Amber: Supernatural Sofia: Bones Corban: Guy and Madeline on a Park Bench   Chapter Markers: 00:00:00 - Area 51 👽 00:01:35 - Guest Introductions 👤 00:05:29 - Update on the Amazon Pilots. 😔 00:06:44 - Thoughts of the Week 🧠 00:13:10 - Musicals! 🎵 00:46:48 - Recommendations of the Week 00:53:11 - Goodbyes 👋   Follow Us: Corban on Twitter Sofia on Instagram Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram   Music By: Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library

  The summer of special guests begins with YouTuber Thomas Parsons! We talk about the world of small content creation, help Sofia find out what a boy band is, and get extremely confused about sports. Show Notes: Waffle House - Jim Gaffigan Nashville Hot Brains Sandwich Taste Test | FOOD FEARS Wonka Vending Machine Blimey Cow NFL DRAFT RECAP - Noobist 109   Thomas’ Favorites: Band: The Vamps YouTubers: - Urinating Tree - FivePoints Vids - FlemLo RapsP - KTO Podcast: ESPN Podcasts   Sofia’s Favorites: Band: nO mUSic YouTubers: - Nate Garner - Caroline Konstnar Podcast: Lore   Corban’s Favorites: Band: - Vulfpeck - Vasco - The Long Winters - Flor YouTubers: - Defunctland - Jenny Nicholson Movie: Guy and Madeline on a Park Bench Recommendations of the Week: Corban: Should’ve Would’ve Could’ve - La La Land Sofia: Bones Thomas: Introverts unite! Find and attend an organized event. Chapter Markers: 00:00:00 Payphones ☎️ 00:03:42 Guest Introduction 👤 00:14:53 Follow Up: The Walk 00:16:55 Thought of the Week 🧠 00:21:51 Word of the Week: Lamentation 📕 00:26:37 Joke Time 😆 00:30:21 The Life of a Small Content Creator 01:11:24 Recommendation of the Week 01:14:35 Closing 👋 Follow Us: Corban on Twitter Sofia on Instagram Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram Thomas on YouTube Thomas on Instagram Music By: Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library

Summer is here! So before it gets too hot to go outside, Corban and Sofia decided to take their elderly dog Bailey out for one last walk around the neighborhood. They brought microphones, and this was the result.   Show Notes: Nefelibata | Wiktionary BrainPOP Fun Brain Starfall Storyline Online Hot Food - Michael Rosen God Tube   Follow Us: Corban on Twitter Sofia on Instagram Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram   Music By: Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library

They’re back! Today, Corban and Sofia read you some of their failed movie scripts and tell you some of their weirdest dreams. Have you ever dreamed that you found another room in your house? Then this episode is for you!   Show Notes: #56: Oh look, it’s 3 AM. (Conspiracy Theories feat. Amber Hess) Names for Groups of Animals #5: The Sick Joke Hospital At first, your dumplings…   Recommendations of the Week: Corban: Sunday School Musical Sofia: Monk   Chapter Markers: 00:00:00 - The Invisible Slide 00:02:43 - The Moon Landing - PT. 2 🌑 00:05:00 - Thoughts of the Week 🧠 00:06:58 - Groups of Animals 🐯 00:08:37 - Joke Time 😆 00:10:57 - Failed Movie Scripts 🎥 00:44:08 - Dreams 💤 00:54:47 - Recommendations of the Week 00:57:18 - Goodbyes 👋   Follow Us: Corban on Twitter Sofia on Instagram Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram   Music By: Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library

Today, Corban and Sofia talk about the saddest movies and music they’ve ever watched and heard. Hint: they all Involve dogs. They also play some games you might find at a 90’s slumber party, learn about unique phobias and rank their favorite french fries.   Show Notes: I Want a Dog - Song | YouTube Ben Platt - Grow As We Go | YouTube EDEN | YouTube EDEN - Wake Up | YouTube Dear Evan Hansen - You Will Be Found | YouTube   Recommendations of the Week: Corban: Coast by Rocket to Anywhere Sofia: Parks and Recreation   Chapter Markers: 00:00:00 - Emulation Sleeping Dogs 🐶 00:02:55 - FU: Toy Story 4 🎥 00:05:00 - Thoughts of the Week 🧠 00:07:40 - Unique Phobias 😨 00:10:25 - Joke Time 😆 00:13:44 - 90’s Slumber Party Games 🎲 00:25:30 - Sad Movies and Music 😢 00:36:07 - Recommendations of the Week 00:38:57 - Goodbyes 👋   Follow Us: Corban on Twitter Sofia on Instagram Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram   Music By: Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library

Just Add Magic season 4 is finally here! Corban and Sofia spend over an hour discussing the final season of what could be one of the best TV shows of all time. They also take some time to talk about their newly found passion of watching police chases.   Show Notes: Script For Cut Scene From “The Penultimate Peril” Victual | Merriam-Webster #45: I Cain’t Do That (Amazon Studios’ Just Add Magic) | Rocket to Anywhere Ep. 80: “I Was the Red Robin” | Roderick on the Line (Language Warning!) Screenshot of Spice Chart #58: My House Is Made out of Newspaper (BOZ the Bear) How Corban Met Josh and Kevin + A Quick History of The Inner Tube (feat. Trube Fan Jeff Ross!) Grip and Electric - Forever Tonight | YouTube (Content Warning!) Criminal Jumps Onto Moving Train To Escape Police! | YouTube RAW VIDEO: Bank robbery suspects throw cash from getaway vehicle | ABC7   Recommendations of the Week: Corban: Should’ve Could’ve Would’ve - Corban Garcia | YouTube Sofia: wwwy2000 | YouTube (Car chase channel.)   Chapter Markers: 00:00:00 - HARDCORE PARKOUR 🐿️ 00:02:42 - FU: The Penultimate Peril (Cut Scene) 🎥 00:09:03 - Thoughts of the Week 🧠 00:10:41 - Victual: Word of the Week 📕 00:13:51 - Joke Time! 😆 00:16:43 - Just Add Magic Season 4 ✨ 01:06:33 - Car Chases and High School Musical 🚓 01:11:18 - Goodbyes 👋   Follow Us: Corban on Twitter Sofia on Instagram Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram   Music By: Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library

Today, Corban is joined by his friend James to discuss (but mostly gripe) about season three of Netflix's adaptation of A Series of Unfortunate Events. They also take some time to complain about French and tell some jokes.   Show Notes: Brett Helquist | Instagram Jusqu’auboutiste | Oxford Dictionaries   Recommendations of the Week: Corban: Listen to the “Unfortunate Associates” podcast. James: The West Wing   Chapter Markers: 00:00:00 - Introduction 00:03:32 - Follow Up 00:04:21 - Thought(s) of the Week 00:06:46 - Jusqu’auboutiste: Word of the Day 00:08:57 - Joke Time 00:14:03 - A Series of Unfortunate Events S3 00:58:32 - Recommendations of the Week 01:00:37 - Goodbyes   Follow Us: Corban on Twitter Sofia on Instagram Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram   Music By: Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library  

It’s a Christmas MIRACLE! Corban and Sofia return to talk about another completely obscure, early 2000s kid’s show: “Boz: The Green Bear Next Door”! They spend this hour telling life stories they have associated with the said “green bear”.   Show Notes: The Dooley and Pals Show | Wikipedia All I Want For Christmas Is You But It’s Off Key Schadenfreude | Merriam-Webster BOZ the Bear   Recommendations of the Week: Corban: Watch “Say Goodnight Kevin’s” Donkey Ollie Reviews Sofia: Watch Boz!   Chapter Markers: 00:00:00 - Bongo Rod and the Coconut Hut Radio Show 🌴 00:07:42 - "The Nutcracker" & "Ralph Breaks the Internet" 📽️ 00:17:04 - Thoughts of the Week 🧠 00:20:42 - Schadenfreude: Learn a Word 📕 00:28:39 - Joke Time 😆 00:30:02 - BOZ: The Green Bear Next Door 🐻 01:05:09 - Recommendations of the Week 📝 01:07:36 - Goodbyes 👋   Follow Us: Corban on Twitter Sofia on Instagram Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram   Music By: Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library  

After a two month hiatus, Corban and Sofia are back! In this episode, Corban won’t stop giving excuses for the pair’s absence while Sofia won’t stop blaming Corban for it.   Show Notes: PBS KIDS Announces New Series LUNA AROUND THE WORLD How NASA Broadcast Neil Armstrong Live from the Moon | Popular Science TNMI 5: Board Games, “Porcupine Necktie” and Jokes Bumfiddler The one thing you don’t touch… | /r/dankchristianmemes   Recommendations of the Week: Corban: Listen to “All I Want for Christmas Is You, But It’s Off Key” Sofia: Eat Some Chocolate Chips   Follow Us: Corban on Twitter Sofia on Instagram Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram   Music By: Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library

In this outtakes episode: Corban brings you a conversation about board games with Chip Amber, some leftover jokes with Sofia, and a dramatized reading of the short story “Porcupine Necktie” by Jerry Spinelli.   Show Notes: #56: Oh look, it’s 3 AM. (Conspiracy Theories feat. Amber Hess) #36: That’s Just Comedy (A Look at 3 Amazon Original Pilots) Radiolab | WNYC Studios Stargirl: Novel by Jerry Spinelli   Follow Us: Corban on Twitter Sofia on Instagram Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram   Music: Background: Going Up by Strick Sounds Porcupine Necktie: I Miss You by Katuchat

Our summer of special guests concludes with Chip Amber! We discuss plausible conspiracy theories, tell jokes, and make one too many references to Doctor Who.   Show Notes: Dallas Museum of Natural History - Fair Park Avalon High by Meg Cabot Allie Finkle’s Rules for Girls by Meg Cabot Miffed | Merriam-Webster False Memory | Wikipedia The Mandela Effect IS REAL!!!? - Say Goodnight Kevin | YouTube CRAZY Conspiracy Video - Watch at Your Own Risk!   Recommendations of the Week: Corban: Read All the Wrong Questions by Lemony Snicket Sofia: Watch Max Steel the Animated Series. Amber: Watch Phineas and Ferb   Follow Us: Corban on Twitter Sofia on Instagram Amber on Facebook Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram   Music By: Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library

Today, “Chip” Karma joins Corban and Sofia to talk about their favorite early 2000’s kid’s TV shows! They also introduce a new segment, “Colloquial Saying of the Week”.   Show Notes: The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky Little Secrets - 2001 Film Majuscule - Merriam-Webster   Recommendations of the Week: Corban: Watch “Faithville” Sofia: Watch “The Beverly Hillbillies” Karma: Watch “Nailed It”   Follow Us: Corban on Twitter Sofia on Instagram Rocket to Anywhere on Twitter Rocket to Anywhere on Instagram   Music By: Podington Bear at the Sound of Picture Library