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50 Episodes

65 minutes | Jun 10, 2015
Episode 2: Never Meta
It's a geek show folks! In this episode we talk about the new Ghostbusters films, Bitch Planet, and comics in general Music: "Close Your Eyes (And Count To Fuck)" Run The Jewels feat. Zach De La Rocha, "Block After Block" Matt and Kim
85 minutes | Jun 4, 2015
Episode 1: The All New Convergence Reboot 52
We finally did it! We blew it all up! In this kinder, gentler edition of RMPN Ronell admits he was wrong, the boys do a new version of Would You Rather, and Nerd-Dome: X-Men 2 vs. Spider-Man 2 Music: "Don't Wanna Fight" Alabama Shakes, "I Can't Quit Her" Blood, Sweat and Tears, "Whiskey In a Bottle" Yelawolf
65 minutes | Jul 15, 2014
Episode 49: #yesallwomen
#yesallwomen and the passing of Dr. Angelou   Music: "Crazy In Love" Antony and the Johnsons, "Keep On Runnin'" Cat Power, "What Have You Done" Naomi Shelton and the Gospel Queens
64 minutes | Jul 8, 2014
Episode 48: Thanks and Congrats
This episode the boys return from a long hiatus to teach you about manners, offer up a special congressional Florida Man Music: "Sweatpants" Childish Gambino, "White Room" Cream, "I Go Away" MNDR
50 minutes | May 5, 2014
Clip Show, Fo' Sho'
Hey everybody! It's our two year anniversary! So here's a clip show to buy us some time, I mean, celebrate! Includes clips from: Ep. 1, Season 2; Epi. 4 season 1; Dolphisode Dolph Lundgren, Season Dolph Lundgren; Ep. 13, Season 2; Ep. 7, Season 1; Ep. 6, Season 2; Ep. 3, Season 2. Enjoy! Oh, and spread the word!
86 minutes | Dec 9, 2013
Episode 46: Nooice
In this episode: Ronell tells people who buy old cop cars to eat his balls, the boys introduce a new segment "A Florida Man," and they do a TEAM PPP! Enjoy!   Music: Kendrick Lamarr "Control"; The Cars "Sad Song"; Kings of Leon "Back Down South"
42 minutes | Nov 9, 2013
Episode 45: RMPN Special: It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Hey! We have a special episode for you today. This is an introduction to our other show "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere" check it out in iTunes or whatever podcatcher you use.
72 minutes | Jul 20, 2013
Episode 44: Trayvon
We share our views on Trayvon Martin's story, and boycotting Florida.
87 minutes | Jul 15, 2013
Episode 43: Stinkbait
In this episode: Should you make your own stinkbait? Mr. Rushmore: Crappy Villains, and MFK: NWA. Enjoy! Music: "Lofticries" Purity Ring; "Dance" Big Sean; "Trouble on My Mind" Pusha T feat. Tyler the Creator
76 minutes | Jul 11, 2013
Episode 42: Never Having To Say You're Sorry
In this episode, the boys debate Would You Rather: Have a corporate logo on your forehead or only be able to speak in clichés, Who Would Win: George Lucas or Kevin Smith, and a Mt. Rushmore of bad songs. Enjoy! Music: "Black Skinhead" Kanye West; "Get It" Run Your Jewels; "You Rascal You" Hanni El Khatib
71 minutes | Apr 9, 2013
Episode 41: Thanks, Gary Sinise!
In this jam-packed episode: Gary Sinise and baby names, who would win: Martha Stewart or Paula Deen, a 3 Men and a Little Lady MFK, and a Mt. Rushmore of Kitchen Tools.   Music: Reggie Watts "The Beginning is Near"; Reggie Watts F*ck Sh*t Stack; Reggie Watts "If You're F*cking, You're Probably F*cking"; Reggie Watts "What About Blowjobs?"
67 minutes | Mar 31, 2013
Episode 40: Guilty Spice
In this episode: The boys talk about new art, and Mt. Rushmore: Guilty Pleasures Music: Goldfinger "Rio"; Reel Big Fish "Hungry Like the Wolf"; Sneaker Pimps "The Chauffeur"
59 minutes | Mar 24, 2013
Episode 39: Any Port in a Storm
In this episode: Prison Sex PLUS sports are gay, Who Would Win: Fat Nerd vs. Skinny Nerd, MFK: Jimmy Stewart, Jimmy Stewart and Jimmy Stewart Music: A$ap Rocky "Wild For The Night"; Tyler the Creator "She"; Tool "Stinkfist"
72 minutes | Mar 5, 2013
Episode 38: NRA, A-OK?
In this episode: Guns.   Music: Pharoahe Monch "When The Gun Draws"; Nas "I Gave You Power"; Pharoahe Monch "Damage"
79 minutes | Mar 2, 2013
Episode 37: Ray & The Cool
In this episode: Our buddy Ray stops by to call bullshit on Ronell's bullshit, Ronell defends Bronies, and the boys talk about music...again. Music this episode: The Monkees "For Pete's Sake"; Gaslight Anthem "Miles Davis & the Cool"; Glenn Campbell "Wichita Lineman"
65 minutes | Feb 17, 2013
Episode 36: Blood In Your Stool Is A Very Different Shade Of Red
In this episode: Would You Rather: Cum when you eat pizza or have a huge invisible dick?, Who Would Win: Kirk vs. Solo, and Ronell thinks NEW music sucks too!
50 minutes | Feb 10, 2013
Episode 35: Where The White Women At?
In this episode: lead singer of the Sugar Shits, Shalamar Johnson, Blazing Saddles is awesome, and a new segment: Golden Ticket Mel Brooks movies.   Music: Smokey Robotic "Superfuturisticmusic"; The Fat Boys "Stick 'Em"; Girl Talk "Jump On Stage"
67 minutes | Feb 3, 2013
Episode 34: So Babies
In this episode: Cookie Monster is metal, Ronell thinks old music sucks, Who Would Win: Batman vs. Superman, and Batman has an unconventional way to beat Superman...possibly. Enjoy
58 minutes | Dec 6, 2012
Episode 33: Whiskey Tango
In this episode: Who Would Win? Amy Winehouse or Adele, A special guest drops by, and Mt.R: Driving Music   Songs: Watch the Duck "Poppin' Off," Azealia Banks "Slow Hands (Interpol cover)," Beastie Boys "Sabotage"
74 minutes | Sep 16, 2012
Episode 32: Fight Music
Long time no see! The boys debate WYR: Live in Marvel's New York or DC's Metropolis, and Mt. Rushmore: Fight Soundtrack Music: Jack White "Freedom at 21"; Ray Lamontagne "New York City is Killing Me"; Ministry "Burning Inside"; Fear Factory "Momen of Impact"; R.E.M. "Orange Crush"; Zack Hemsey "Mind Heist"; Fever Ray "If I Had A Heart"; M.O.P. "Ante Up"; The Beatles "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?"; Kings of Leon "Four Kicks"; Muse "Feelin' Good"
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