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Roast Mortem Cast
124 minutes | Oct 14, 2021
203 - Henry II of England: ANGRY mattress-eating king!
The first of the Plantagenet English monarchy, Herny II was a furious king. So furious that it is said that he ate his straw mattress in a fit of rage. We are taking a trip through the trailer park that is the fight for the English throne, the Angevin Empire and Henry’s treacherous sons.
132 minutes | Oct 7, 2021
202 - Robespierre: Rope Shootin' Revolutionary
France can be a confusing place. They eat snails, make that weird nose sounds when they speak, and they have an incroyablement confusing Revolution. Lucky for you, we are going to breakdown the fiery statesman and leader of the of the Reign of Terror, shootin' Ropes-pierre. You'll lose your head when you find out what is ' Committee of Public Safety' was up to!
112 minutes | Sep 30, 2021
201 - Gaius Marius: The Roman Consul with 7 eggs on his face
Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians.
117 minutes | Sep 23, 2021
200 - Nostradamus: WE STOP 9/11 FROM THE FUTURE USING THE PAST!!!
Well, we did it! Episode 200! Not like we weren't gonna do it cause IT WAS PROPHESIZED! We would say Nostradamus was a smooth brain, but let's just say we stopped 9/11, COVID and HITLER this week. Open up those history textbooks... Those events aren't even there anymore. YOU'RE WELCOME.
120 minutes | Sep 16, 2021
199 - Mock Duck: NY Chinatown Tong Wars
Hey Martin Scorsese! There is a whole NY underworld that you have touched on. But don't worry, no asian hate from RMC. We take a deep dive into the birth of NY Chinatown and roast one of the most infamous gangsters of the Hip Sing Tong, Mock Duck. A chainmail wearing badass with Lo Pan size nails, who will blow pepper in your eyes and come after you with a hatchet.
101 minutes | Sep 9, 2021
198 - Oliver Reed: Drinking the Pub Dry - Part 2
Our follow up to one of England's finest exports. "I do not live in the world of sobriety."
95 minutes | Sep 2, 2021
197 - Oliver Reed: Perfect English Mayhem - Part 1
Oliver Reed lived harder than anyone else on earth. Learn how. "I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more."
117 minutes | Aug 26, 2021
196 - George Adamski: EARTH'S AMBASSADOR TO THE SPACE BROTHERS
Do not listen to this episode... This is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know. Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION!
134 minutes | Aug 19, 2021
195 - John Gotti: I'm not a Pervert, just the Teflon Don
Gotti was the flashy Don of the NY mafia Gambino family. It's hair gel, extortion and all out murder. Suck on some salami and get ready to stomp on some Goombas!
124 minutes | Aug 13, 2021
194 - Nietzsche: Nihilistic Incel Ubermensch
GOD IS DEAD! This 19th century syphilitic, MGTOW philosopher inspired generations of brooding sad boi teens. And although this introverted professor was anti-sematic and tolerate, his philosophies would be warped by his own sister into the ultranationalist foundation of the Third Reich.
118 minutes | Aug 5, 2021
193 - Harry Houdini: Wiggle Man Supreme
Tom and Travis discuss a premium magic man, Harry Houdini. Even when he wasn't wet, Houdini was slippery. From humble beginnings in Appleton, WI, this hairy little guy put his life on the line, again and again, to entertain masses of morbidly curious.
85 minutes | Jul 29, 2021
192 - Nero: Emperor, Anti-Christ, Mommy F*cker
Will from Heavy Hole joins us as we roast the sadistic, incestuous Roman Emperor Nero. Nero's short reign was filled with not stop debauchery, murder and rich boi excess. From banging his own mom to castrating a boy he named 'Cum' to look like his dead wife, Nero's infamy when so far that he formed the archetype for the Bible's Anti-Christ!
154 minutes | Jul 22, 2021
191 - Master Series: Civil War Confederate Soldiers
Avery from Battles and Banter podcast joins us as we roast three of the Confederacy's biggest scumbags. From generals, to guerilla hillbillies, to dimwitted grey-coat saboteurs we plow through Dixie Land's worst like General Sherman's trip to the Waffle House.
79 minutes | Jul 15, 2021
190 - Johann Konrad Dippel: Macabre Alchemist
This 17th century German occultist sought eternal life and infinite wealth. What he ended up with is is foul smelling hoof soups and a morbid reputation which inspired Frankenstein.
93 minutes | Jul 8, 2021
189 - Rush Limbaugh: Personality and Face for Radio
Rush Limbaugh was a politically charged right wing talk show personality. He spewed biased inaccuracies and incited controversy on a regular basis.
92 minutes | Jul 1, 2021
188 - Confucius: OG Chinese Philosopher
Confucius was the foundation of Chinese philosophy dating back to 500 BCE. Though his wisdom is world renowned, his teachings focus on rigid hierachy and "trad" values.
99 minutes | Jun 24, 2021
187 - Daniel Dancer: Inspiration of Scrooge
Daniel Dancer is the paragon of penny-pinchers, He wore scavenged rags and home-made shoes. He ate crow-pecked sheep and stray dogs' bones. He refused to call a doctor when his sister fell ill, then squabbled over inheritance when she died.
108 minutes | Jun 17, 2021
186 - Milton S. Hershey: Chocolate Reign
Milton S. Hershey was caramel / chocolate entrepreneur whose employees saw him as a dictator. He controlled his own town and its candy factories with corporate power in lieu of governments. He also thought it was a good idea to introduce a bitterant to his chocolate candies.
112 minutes | Jun 10, 2021
185 - President John Tyler: His Accidency
John Tyler is America's very mediocre 10th president. He suffered from irritable bowels, owned slaves, and was known as a political walking-accident.
89 minutes | Jun 3, 2021
184 - Stanley Clifford Weyman: Brooklyn Chameleon
Stanley Clifford Weyman was an impulsive and driven imposter who impersonated, doctors, diplomats, and military officers. He wasn't in it for the financial gain, but the sport of the deception.
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