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RiverDorks: a Riverdale Podcast
84 minutes | May 13, 2019
RiverDorks Season 1 Finale - The Sweet Hereafter
The Dorks watch as Season 1 comes to its thrilling conclusion! Roger's recap prowess is put to the ultimate test when the Dorks are joined by Executive Producer (of our show, not Riverdale) Alex Koch, who has never watched(or listened to) a single episode of Riverdale(or our show). Their friendship is threatened by a rogue mirror and Alex blatantly ignores the "No Inanimate Objects" rule.
71 minutes | Apr 15, 2019
RiverDorks Episode 12 - Anatomy of a Murder
The fate of the sweet red-headed boy is finally revealed! The Dorks discuss the virtue of digging *too* deep, muse on some Aggressively Good Dad Advice and dive into the Real Mystery of this episode. Then CJ shows up and commits soup crimes. All this and the low-down on Season 2!? Better believe it!
71 minutes | Apr 3, 2019
RiverDorks Episode 11 - To Riverdale and Back Again
Hooo boy we're back River Vixens, and just in time for Homecoming! The Dorks continue to struggle with the concept of linear time and our limited perception of it. Then they share their favorite High School Dance Memories, stumble upon a wig collection and reveal which character looks most like Kevin Bacon before Roger finally solves the Murder of Jason Blossom [but not really]
78 minutes | Jan 18, 2019
RiverDorks Episode 10 - The Lost Weekend
This week Roger sets the mood lights just right as we hunker into the Season 1 home stretch. Will we find out who killed the sweet boy? Not yet, but there'll be a heck of a shindig in the meantime. The Dorks recount their favorite Gin-fueled existential crisis, John channels his inner Cheryl, and Roger tries to guess what's in FP's box! It's NOT a box sent from Shaker & Spoon, but YOU can get one for $20 off by visiting Shakerandspoon.com/vixen
58 minutes | Jan 11, 2019
RiverDorks Episode 9 - La Grande Illusion(Feat. Hope Morawa)
Guess what? It's a holiday time! Here we're joined again by Hope Morawa, who brings some heavy pun action to the table. Roger takes an hour and a half to remember Michael Douglas' name, John gets flummoxed by all the skipping around and everyone wants to throw bricks through windows! Remember that YOU can save $20 on a subscription cocktail box by visiting Shakerandspoon.com/vixen - Help us buy our yacht!
61 minutes | Jan 4, 2019
RiverDorks Episode 8 - The Outsiders (Feat. Hope Morawa)
We're joined this week by the lovely Hope Morawa, who schools the Dorks on the finer points of Zaddyism. The Dorks play "When I Was Sixteen." John reveals where his 'Dad Bone' is and Roger is filled with dread, but not before living the High Life(visit Shakerandspoon.com/vixen to take $20 off any monthly subscription!)
62 minutes | Dec 28, 2018
RiverDorks Episode 7 - In a Lonely Place
This one starts with our mini-review of Netflix's Chilling Adventures of Sabrina and then appropriately, everything goes right to hell. Roger has too much pink wine, the Dorks discover the Big Man of Christmas, the Dorks try to 'Tarantino' this episode and then tell a story about seeing a Tarantino film together. Leave it to the experts, Dorks.
48 minutes | Dec 21, 2018
RiverDorks Episode 6 - Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill!
The Pussycats are BACK, BABY! We're joined this week by Producer Laura, who grades the Dorks on their performance thus far. Also in this one: Archie compromises Kevin's artistic integrity, Bughead visit the Garden of Deliverance, Roger makes an apology, and we meet the Cat with the Hat.
43 minutes | Dec 14, 2018
RiverDorks Episode 5 - Heart of Darkness
Listen as John desperately tries to steer the RiverDorks ship to something remotely listenable. Also, do not put your snake in a box. Even to threaten someone else's mom. Surely there has to be a better way to threaten someone else's mom!? A fun fact about this one is John's neighbor started blasting his loud, bass-heavy music about halfway through recording because Brooklyn is ALIVE, DANGIT.
39 minutes | Dec 7, 2018
RiverDorks Episode 4 - The Last Picture Show
Roger and John explore the nature of time and podcast consumption by not recording anything for MONTHS. We're excited to be back with "Jughead, Veronica and The Rest." Join us for the downfall of the Twilight Drive-In and meet our favorite Hot Dog Vendor. It only happens once, so don't blink!
50 minutes | Nov 30, 2018
RiverDorks Episode 3 - Body Double
Roger has a surprise for John and for you, loyal River Vixens! What is it? A new car? An existential crisis? You're going to have to listen to find out!
39 minutes | Nov 30, 2018
RiverDorks Episode 2 - A Touch of Evil
The Dorks watch episode 2. Roger may or may not be living a fever dream. Talking points include Spooky Twins, Buttery aesthetics, and Excellent Brooches
32 minutes | Nov 30, 2018
RiverDorks Episode 1 - The River's Edge
Here it is: the moment a New Wave of Podcasts begins. (Two dingbats talk about a CW show. Nothing is new. All that is old is new again, such as it was foretold) Roger forgets that food isn't people. John falls in love with a television show on an airplane. The Dorks name their very first RiverBest. The audio quality improves with the next ones, WE PROMISE.
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