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Nude photos of the likes of Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton have been published online. Stars like Lawrence and Mary Winstead (who?) are fighting back on Twitter and social media, as the hacker who published these photos to an online photo site is promising many more. While a sense of personal responsibilty doesn't exist anymore in our world especially in places like Hollywood, it's important to denote that taking selfies of one's self while in the nude has no upside at all with these Hollywood stars hacked. Also on the big show TC (your host and ringmaster) is riffin' on the headlines of the day including the federal government spent $3 million on a study to determine why 75% of lesbians are obese, is ESPN to blame why Michael Sam was cut from the St. Louis Rams NFL football team, and a texting woman ends up impaled by a pole into their buttocks. Finally, Vice-President Joe Biden wants to take America back from the progressives who've ruined Washington, DC and Detroit, or something. Who knows what that guy is talking about sometimes, though it's safe to say that President Obama will not be happy with his choice of words.

From Arrowhead and Kaufmann to Kansas City vs Overland Park to the best places to eat, we're covering it all today. It starts with the news that while Arrowhead and Kaufmann, the homes of the Kansas City Chiefs and the Kansas City Royals are beautiful stadiums, the area around the parks is less than desirable. Staying downtown Kansas City or in Overland Park, Kansas is the way to go in our Kansas City road trip. When it comes to the food, the best things on KC's menu are the Prime Rib Beef Ribs, Burnt Ends, Corn Bake (that has meat in it!!), and Baked Beans at Fiorella's Jack Stack, the Ribs and Onion Rings at Oklahoma Joe's, and the chicken breasts and green beans at Stroud's. That's the best of our Kansas City Road Trip 2014! Also on the big show TC (your host and ringmaster) is riffin' on the headlines of the day including Joan Rivers stops breathing, Vladimir Putin and Russia begin making their move while Barack Obama is ready to make his on bypassing the Consitution and the law in an attempt to do immigration reform and a global cooling warming climiate change accord. Finally, the CBO says Obamacare discourages work (you can probably drop the "care" portion of that comment, Mohammed is the most popular name in... wait for it... wait for it... Oslo, Norway, and the music industry doesn't like that we only have to buy songs once now.

Does it matter the month your born? Procedurally it does when it comes to school and sports, yet what about as President. When you apply the lessons of Malcolm Gladwell Outliers book, the data shows that Presidents like George Washington, Ronald Reagan, and Abraham Lincoln who are born early in the calendar year are indeed better for the country. Juxtapose that with Presidents like Woodrow Wilson, Jimmy Carter, and Barack Obama born later in the calendar year. If you're interested, Mitt Romney's birthday is in March. Hillary Clinton's is in October. Ted Cruz is December (ouch!), while Rand Paul is early in January. Hmm... Also on the big show TC (your host and ringmaster) is riffin' on the headlines of the day including Sean "Puffy" Combs asking President Obama to get on a plane to Ferguson, Missouri because "these are your people." Bad news Puffy, unless there is a fundraiser in Ferguson or a 18-hole championship golf course, our current President won't be getting involved. Finally, we'll circle back around to the Malcolm Gladwell Outliers book and talk about why our current President will never be a great leader because of his lack of 10,000 hours.

Democrats attack Republicans, Republicans attack Democrats. Both sides do it with some vitriolic language about innocuous issues like what are kids are eating, 40 ounce sodas, and so on, while the ISIS terrorist organization is beheading American's, Iraqi's, and even children. Hello America! Let's not fall into the trap of these 1% progressives that try to pull down the rest of us into their narcissistic and vacuous world. We're the 99% and it's time for us to make the progressives non-factors in America. Also on the big show TC (your host and ringmaster) is riffin' on the headlines of the day including now there are nearly 110 million American's on some sort of welfare program (Congratulation to Progressives on reaching that number!), and the new Corvette & the Challenge SRT Hellcat are pretty sexy according to Jay Leno. Finally, the Farmers Alamac is predicting a super-cold winter and Al Gore will be made even a bigger fool if that happens. Plus, Gore sold his CurrentTV to Al Jazerra America rather than an American capitalist, hard-working, comes-from-nothing guy.

The answer is YES according the Riffin' on Drudge podcast and by Kevin Williamson of the National Review Online, in a recent great article spotlighting the plight that progressives have brought on to the poor. It's not hard to find the data in Detroit, Cleveland, Chicago, San Francisco, and Los Angeles that progressives ruining America is happening. It's just happened more noticeaby in the Midwest and on the East Coast then on the West Coast currently. Also on the big show TC (your host and ringmaster) is riffin' on the headlines of the day including Hillary Clinton living high off the hog like President Obama, the Royal Family of England, and the Kennedy Klan. Plus the desire for new apps on your smartphone is dwindling and developers are getting nervous. Finally, the liberal billionaire who thinks American's are not 'Super Sophisiticated,' the NASDAQ is at an all-time high, and seven killed in Chicago over the weekend and the media doesn't care because no one with a light pigment was involved.

No matter how talent, rich, or how much a celebrity someone is - it's safe to say that we would take our lives 100% of the time more than someone else's. Every one of his friends says he was a very generous and sweet man. We also love him because of his reluctance to do sequels, and unfortunately he appears to have been the cloud hanging over his head in terms of his agreement to do Mrs. Doubtfire 2 only for the money. It's okay not to live for appearances. Also on the big show TC is riffin' on the headlines of the day including the empty vessels of Twitter come out to harass Robin Williams' daughter Zelda, Lauren Bacall knows her legacy would be that of Humphrey Bogart, and the video game industry takes aim at the Tea Party. Finally, Tom Brady loves himself some buns that don't belong to Gisele, the government has taken in $2.5 trillion, and lets make a pact that we both own 100 shares of Berkshire-Hathway stock in 10 years.

Why is it Mesa, Arizona? Perhaps it's the high-population of Mormon's and the values that the religion holds. When you compare to the more atheist cities in the United States, it starts to make a lot of sense. Also on the list of the most conservative cities in America are Colorado Springs, Oklahoma City, and Virginia Beach. Who are the most liberal cities? No surprise that it's corrupt cities like Washington DC, Chicago, and New Orleans. Also on the big show TC (your host and ringmaster) is riffin' on the headlines of the day including the Drudge editors having some fun at the expensive of Hillary Clinton while she was walking on the beach wearing a muumuu, James O'Keefe strikes again and cross the border dressed as Osama Bin Laden, and paging Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson to Ferguson, Missouri. Finally NASCAR racer Tony Stewart is in hot water, colleges are struggling to define whether "yes means yes," and a couple dies in a tragic fall in the Atlantic Ocean while trying to take the dreaded selfie picture of them and their children.

Did Obama bomb Iraq - the answer on that is yes, as the Navy on Friday August 8th, 2014 began airstrikes on the village of Erbil in Iraq to help protect the Kurdish and Christian people from the terrorist group ISIS who are promising a Christian genocide. It goes further than that as well, as upon news of the the United States engagement back into Iraq, ISIS has now vowed 'we will raise the flag of Allah in the White House.' Fighting words. Based off of that and the question: did Obama bomb Iraq - the answer is an unequivocal yes. Also on the big show TC (your host and ringmaster) is riffin' on the headlines of the day including the school district in California that is fighting to teach 9th grade students about masturbation, bondage, and sexy toys. Plus Michelle Obama doesn't care what you eat unless you're eating what she doesn't approve of it, British Police search for the Holy Grail, and progressives set their sights are trying to take down Rand Paul. Finally, the Washington Times and FOXDC love themselves pop-up ads on their websites, and man who was arrested for being a ghost.

Turns out Rush Ginsberg is the oldest at nearly 82, while Elena Kagan could be Ginsberg's daughter at the age of 54. When it comes to Supreme Court Justices ages and etiquette we'll also discuss the accepted protocol for leaving the bench and why appointees by President Gerald Ford and President George H.W. Bush opted for the hypocritical route when President Barack Obama was elected.Also on the big show TC (your host and ringmaster) is riffin' on the headlines of the day including former Washington, D.C. Marion Barry in the hospital, Obama says that CEO's should stop complaining (physician heal thyself), and now progressives want to ban & tax sugar at bake sales. Finally, home ownership among the younger is at an all-time low... based on 21 years of data (foghorn), PR companies won't work with climate change deniers (foghorn), and finally why we should ban selfies.

Yes, you may have to hold your nose and vote for someone who would be even more corrupt, yet the political process in America of incumbents has become a cancer to our great nation. Whether it's easy to vote out all incumbents 2014, or very hard, it's time that America took this country back from the real 1% - the progressives who are only creating cities like Detroit and an breed of crony capitalism and political corruption that is terrifying. Also on the big show TC (your host and ringmaster) is riffin' on the headlines of the day including Johnny Faye Boehner going to the brink to get immigration reform to the floor of the house, how Jerry Brown may be using climate change code words to insult the people of Mexico and South America., and why the summer sell-off on the stock market may be just the well-to-do cashing out some money for a Ferrari Lusso or a month-long trip to Italy. Plus, why the Drudge Report is my kind of clever with their U.S. chicken comment potential directed toward Barack Obama and the Jesse Ventura conspiracy theory that make be even too insane for him. Finally, the CNN anchor goes nuts on Twitter and starts dropping the "fudge" word when it comes to the people who don't have a hook in their mouth.

While there have been rumors of Palin being offered a spot on The View, it turns out that she had bigger plans and in the end didn't want to work in New York City. The Sarah Palin TV Channel is launching online and is set to give views a behind the scenes look at the Palin family, commentary on the news of the day, and probably some big game hunting to boot. It's clear that she and her media empire don't have the chops of Glenn Beck, yet the Sarah Palin TV Channel has launched and figures to do well in this new media world. Also on the big show TC (your host and ringmaster) is riffin' on the headlines of the day including the pillars of the progressive movement (Woodrow Wilson, Franklin Roosevelt, and Lyndon Johnson) we're good at war and at enriching government, politicians, and criminals. Plus could Laura Ingraham be ready to run for office, why America has buyers resmorse with Barack Obama, and political advertising in 2014 is going to fill up every commercial on TV, radio, and the Internet. Finally, would you rather shake the hand of a guy who's just urinated or had a bowel movement, the bluetooth-enabled sexy toy, and finally the inmate who beat his fellow cell mate after a juicy fart.

Remember back in the 80's and 90's trying to catch a glimpse of a boob on skinemax once 11:30pm rolled around on a Friday night? Everyone from the Drudge Report to the ladies of The View are watching the new trailer for this sexual romp based on the very successful book. The facts seem to support the idea that the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer is indeed Cinemax After Dark for the ladies. Also on the big show TC (your host and ringmaster) is riffin' on the headlines of the day including why you and I should have bought Facebook stock, and we definitely fifty shades of grey trailer should own Apple as they made nearly $8 billion (!!) last quarter. Also TMZ goes on the rag against Sarah Palin calling her names, as well as a 'horrible mom.' We're still waiting to hear the same about Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Geraldine Ferraro from TMZ, though we're pretty sure they're hypocrites over there. Finally, Barack Obama is off to his 400th fundraiser this week, the man who had his ding-dong amputated, and Michelle Obama is the reason why we're all drinking more.

Putin is telling the West (read: Obama and the United States) not to use the murder of 298 people on Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 to "selfish political ends." First off, Vlad - Physician heal thyself. Second, there's no chance any American politician has ever tried to benefit from the others misery. Oh yeah, it's on like Donkey Kong indeed. Also on the big show TC (your host and ringmaster) is riffin' on the headlines of the day including the New York Times and White House protecting the American people from the panic that would ensue if President Obama failed to make it to a Democratic fundraiser, the truth about Diane Feinstein and Davos, and where those 200 Victoria Secret panties went. Finally, we'll talk about a potential new initiative at the University of Wisconsin at Madison to allow for diversity-based grading and Elizabeth Warren's 11 tenets of progressivism which includes welfare for everyone, condoms for everyone, and whatever else she thinks someone else needs and deserves no matter if they work for it or not. Better look out Howard Dean, we have a new Queen in town!

We're talking about the President who wasn't there - That's right, our current President, one Barack Obama. Does our current President represent America and the whole on not really giving a crap when a plane full of people are murdered? Or does the President who wasn't there represent the empty vessels found on Twitter only? In the end, with President Obama's only able to fund raise and read from the teleprompter, we're left with a rudderless America. Also on the big show TC (your host and ringmaster) is riffin' on the headlines of the day including more proof that the 80's generation is the 2nd greatest generation of all-time, why Denver may be known as the stinkiest city in America soon, and Al Gore is losing millions as Australia gives up on climate change. Finally, we'll talk about how Ronald Reagan one of the few Presidents that didn't govern with American soldiers dying, why Israel is sick of Gaza and Hamas, and finally the drunk guy posing as a TSA agent and feeling up passengers.

The border crisis 2014 rages on as President Obama continues to avoid the plight of the children who are crossing into the United States. Of course, that leads to the bigger question about the progressive hierarchy of people when it comes to the border crisis 2014. Recently a black woman from Houston went off on an epic rant on the local news in regards to taking care of American's and our neighborhoods. Since progressives see people in this country in groups, rather than American's all being equal, we'll explain the current hierarchy in their minds. Also on the big show TC (your host and ringmaster) is riffin' on the headlines of the day including Rosie "Pumpkin Head" O'Donnell is headed back to The View on ABC (and who else should be on the show), are LeBron James and Kevin Love headed to Cleveland, and the 3rd Dumbest People Ever (Emmy Voters) have announced their yearly nominations. Plus the first transgender Emmy nomination, the science isn't settled at Yellowstone, and the Judge who may be crazy, yet he's clearly not a hypocrite like so many others as we play the game

Yeah, they'll throw their fits immediately like a poorly-raised child, yet in the end even if you send them to the corner and go Blair Witch Project on them, they still always get what they want... Eventually. Turns out that the real 1% in America is the progressives. And you know, whether that's later in 2014 or in 2028, one day soon Hobby Lobby will soon be paying for the morning after pill because progressives always win in the long run. Also on the big show TC (your host and ringmaster) is riffin' on the headlines of the day including Pat Buchanan says the Richard Nixon racism 'myth' is busted, Google co-founder Larry Page thinks we can work less (which explains why the Android operating system is a big piece of crap), and the USA is now the largest producer of oil in the world. Finally, the Yankee fan who doesn't like ESPN, Joan Rivers calls Michele Obama a tranny (or is it now the t-word?), and etiquette for the digital age is something that Emily Post needs to help us with. In the end, social media is the TMZ and People magazine for regular people who need to show their ass in public.

If you believe the President of the United States is responsible for the success or failure of the US stock markets, then it's safe to say that the President Obama stock market has made the 1% richer than at anytime in the history of the world. However the President Obama stock market has not translated into success for the black community in America with a 10%-plus unemployment rate. In addition, now 92 million American's don't work and are not looking for work. In both cases, that news is very disappointing. Also on the big show TC (your host and ringmaster) is riffin' on the headlines of the day including the NOAA is fixing the global warming numbers again in their 140 year sample size out of six billion years, the Perfect Aryon Baby turns out to be Jewish, and the greedy City Council bastards of Berkeley will only share 2% of their pot with the poor. Finally a little exercise or sex at night can make you sleep much better, would you rather hurt yourself or spend time alone with your thoughts, and finally the man jailed for fighting over a church pew gets 30 days. http://www.riffinon.com/

The Supreme Court rules that companies like Hobby Lobby don't have to pay for contraception. It's a big loss for those who love riding the hobby horse, yet a big win for the political activists/drama queens who will love trotting out the tired war on women rhetoric. Turns out all the guys on the Supreme court voted in favor of this "war on women," while all the gals voted against it including Sonia Sotomayor, Elena Kagan, Ruth "Buzzy" Ginsburg, and Stephanie Breyer. Also on the big show TC (your host and ringmaster) is riffin' on the headlines of the day including why General Motors would have done us all a favor by going out of business six years ago, Hillary Clinton desperately wants to be apart of the .1%, and Nancy Pelosi plays the God and Children card on the border. Finally, Obama knows what best for you and our country, the Los Angeles Times paints a sob story about Detroit water, and the women on disability who's suing over her commute.

Chief Justice John Roberts and Justice Anthony Kennedy joined the Supreme Court liberal justices to rule in favor of Big Media corporations like Comcast, News Corp, Disney, and Viacom to protect them from a technology upstart called Aereo. While the newspaper and music industry has faced competition from the Internet and technology, Big Media corporations have been protected in the courts and thus was once again the result as the Supreme Court liberal justices in the ruling. Also on the big show TC (your host and ringmaster) is riffin' on the headlines of the day including the Hyundai car that cane out-smart traffic camera's, Gary Oldman's epic rants against Nancy Pelosi, and police finally will not be allowed to look at your iPhone or S4 without a warrant. Finally, we'll talk about the dregs of humanity that were re-elected in New York and Mississippi and why everyone needs to start voting out the incumbents otherwise nothing will ever change in our corrupt political system. Lastly explains his Road Trip 2014 itinerary of Des Moines, Milwaukee, Kansas City, and Chicago.

Plus what it would be like to see John Kerry and Harry Reid dressed up in drag, what Bill Clinton was eating when he left the White House, and lobster stuffed with gluten, MSG, and peanuts. Finally, we'll talk about how moron activists in Detroit are asking the United Nations to help people pay their water bill, the IRS Commissioner is inconceivable, and the science is never settled unless you're so vested in Climate Change and don't believe in future generations.