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Ball Sometimes Stops
90 minutes | Oct 29, 2021
The Sleeper Must Awaken
Doxy and I are BACK after a two year hiatus. We start off with some reminiscing then we cover Dune starting at 7 minutes and meander over to the Celtics starting at 57 minutes for the reminder of the pod. Yes there will be spoilers, it’s a 60 year old book deal with it.
71 minutes | Jan 17, 2019
Doxy and I take a cue from Kyrie here and go full on ramble about all things Celtics. We cover everything from Kyrie’s comments, Celtics overall play and our hero Marcus Smart
75 minutes | Dec 20, 2018
Doxy and I are back and discussing Doxy’s favorite topic: Anime. We start off by covering Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood in comparison to Cowboy Bebop. Then we move onto talking about the Celtics at the 39 minute mark. We talk about Jaylen Brown, Terry Rozier and then rave about Marcus Smart per usual.
80 minutes | Dec 5, 2018
The One When Marcus Smart Starts
Doxy and Jake are back after a tumultuous few weeks where the Celtics play varied widely and Jake went viral. We start off with some thoughts about Friends and sitcoms in general (somehow Doxy brings up One Piece). Then around 35 minutes we move onto talking about the Celtics. We pay particular attention to Marcus Smart and how the Celtics should manage the starting situation moving forward.
79 minutes | Nov 14, 2018
Return of the Pod
(Cohost) Doxy and I are back after our long labor dispute! As a token of appreciation for all the people who kept hounding me to record I decided to do the most requested topic: Player Grades. We start by going through the Starters: Kyrie (3 mins), Jaylen (12), Hayward (21), Jayson Tatum (27), Al Horford (39). Then we move on to the Bench: Marcus Smart (44), Terry Rozier (51), Marcus Morris (58), Aron Baynes (60). Then we talk about the Celtics moving forward and some general NBA thoughts. P.s My voice is a travesty because I am getting over a cold so please prepare yourself.
68 minutes | May 18, 2018
No Gods or Kings, Only Jaylen Brown
Doxy and I are finally back and we jump right unto the hottest topic on the NBA twitter streets: What is the deal with Nerlens Noel? We also cover more niche topics like Lebron James, Jaylen and Jayson, Marcus Smart and Celtics/Cavs predictions.
73 minutes | Jan 31, 2018
The Boston Avengers
Doxy and I talk about the most important thing there is: Should Peacocks be allowed on planes? We also cover Kyrie, All Star Team drama (26 min), Isaiah being scapegoated (36). Then we give the people what they want and decide which member of the Avengers each Celtic would be (43)
75 minutes | Jan 24, 2018
The Last Kyrie: Part 2
In Part 2 we switch from basketball to Star Wars! We talk about how we liked TLJ, what characters we liked and didn't like and we finish it up with a ranking of all the Star Wars movies!
34 minutes | Jan 24, 2018
The Last Kyrie: Part 1
Doxy and I breakdown the Celtics recent struggles, should the Celtics make a trade and Do You Fly With a Baby As Luggage?
52 minutes | Dec 13, 2017
Merely Good, Not Historically Good
Doxy is back again and we talk about Kyrie's success, Al Horford and the Good Boy Jayson Tatum. Also discuss the Western Conference a bit, mostly the Rockets and the Pelicans
54 minutes | Nov 11, 2017
Doxy and I go completely off the rails and ramble about everything Celtics. Structured pods are for nerds. I also talk about how Lebron would achieve his ultimate revenge against the Celtics (41:00).
32 minutes | Oct 22, 2017
Suck My Kyrie
Doxy and I go through the afternoon from hell and lose our recording not once, but twice. We recover and talk about Kyrie's early season, Tatum's impact and why the Celtics will be fine.
58 minutes | Oct 12, 2017
Reality Based Pod Part 2
Doxy joins me again, this time as a big shot Celtics Blog contributor. We talk about Isaiah and his Danny Ainge comments, Kyrie, the Celtics preseason and who the Celtics should start.
54 minutes | Sep 21, 2017
Reality Based Pod Part 1
Doxy and I discuss Kyrie vs Lebron, Kyrie with the Celtics and NBA conspiracy theories. Because we are Reality Based and Very Much Woke we knew this had to be a two parter.
75 minutes | Jul 10, 2017
Doxy joins me once again to talk about Lonzo (1:00), a ROAST of Nader (16:00), rave about Tatum (21:00) and the improved performances of Zizic/Semi (27:00). We talk about the departure and some memories we have of Avery Bradley (38:00). Finally Doxy successfully answers the Chris Paul Question (64:00).
47 minutes | Jul 6, 2017
Tonight I am joined by Nick (@clutch_combat). We talk about the Celtics various Summer League performances starting with Jaylen Brown (1:00), Zizic (4:00) and Tatum (10:00). Then we get into the chaos of the Gordon Hayward signing (25:00).
21 minutes | Jun 30, 2017
A non edited, semi coherent drunken ramble rant in defense of Danny Ainge. In the words of Thanos "I'll do it myself"
108 minutes | Jun 30, 2017
We are joined by the legendary women respecter and strong basketball mind Andrew Doxy in the first ever episode of Revenge of the Parquet. In a long rambling episode we first cover Jayson Tatum's scouting report, fit with the Celtics and most importantly, his meme game. In the second half the conversation shifts to more general NBA opinions and an ode to One Piece.
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