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Ahhhh. Good times. We ignore a guest, alienate a listener, play a terrible flop of a game and end up fighting over a phone home screen. We've been trying to tell you this show is junk but you INSIST on making us Canada's favourite podcast. Thank you. Share. Review. Respond.

Here is the edited pap smear episode. I cut out all of the uncomfortable parts. It was a really fun episode. I'm pretty sure this is the episode where we meet Sarax. See if you can hear how thin I was.

Well, we did it. We earned an intern. Thanks to all who sent in their credentials and good luck out there. Barely anyone is podcasting.

It is what it says it is. Happy summer. I hope you are all sweating something fierce.

This is the reason I can't be on facebook.  The first story is a doozey.  Buckle up.

I am not gonna justify my pissiness.  Enjoy your FREE entertainment.  Psssssshhhhh.

Also other stuff as well.  Enjoy.  If you like the show, please share a link on facebook or tell a friend.  Its free and could save a life.

What?  The title wasn't clear enough?

What?!?! We get together and talk once a week and you don't have to do anything.  Pretty sweet deal.

There are times when the show absolutely flies by.  This was one of those.  Good or bad, its always nice to not have to struggle for conversation.  I think you are gonna like this one... We wrestle a bear.

Look.  Sometimes, we do shows where its quiet and we chat about life... just the two of us.  Then sometimes we bring in guests and have chats and its nice and fun and nice.   And occasionally we try big bits or a game or some stuff.  Its may work.  It may not.  But we try, damn it.  We try.  And for what you are paying for this caliber of infotainment, you can't complain Charlie Brown Shorts Face.  So plug it in, crank it up and shut your greasy traps, got it?  Good.  Carry on.

Just the two of us this week.  Same ol' same ol'.  Thanks for listening.  Please leave an itunes review and follow us on the twits.

Sugar finally makes it to the studio.  Always fun.  The episode ends with a new Emcubed track, and Sandra is cold, detached, and consumed with the understandable anxiety of going back to work.  Enjoy.

A lot can happen in two hours.  Hold on to your hats.

It is about time we go heavy on the parenting talk.  I mean, come on.  We love you guys and all that jazz and you matter to us, but if you were all gone tomorrow, we would still have the most important thing in our lives.  So indulge us.  We touch on other stuff too, but this one is for the parents out there, and those who hustle.  Its hard out here on the streets, yo.

Sometimes questions simply must have answers.  To leave a pertinent issue untended is simply uncouth.  Its with that in mind, we bring you this week's episode and finally answer the question, What happens when a podcast that is long past expiration refuses to just go away?  Hilarity, that's what.  Now shut the hell up and eat your whey, Muffet.

This week we take on the Titanic, Pop Music and Religion.  All for the same low price you've been paying all along.  My hair is sparkly.

Sometimes, we pull it off.  Other times, we phone it in.  Tonight, we should have cancelled.  Meh.  You get what you pay for.

In China, they are hacking Burger King's twitter to over throw governments.  In Winnipeg, we are shitting behind street art and coming to terms with our vices.  Two great places, one common goal... eat with tiny bamboo sticks or die.  Thats w'I'm talkin' 'bout.

This ones starts off funny, heads to heavy, and ends at weird.  Enjoy.