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She's Not a woman. She's not a man. She is something you will never understand... unless you listen to this episode and or do a little research yourself! The female pharaoh of the 15th century BCE is here! Hatchi-baby     

It's the Plague, baybayyyy! put your masks and gloves on for this one, cause it's a stinky party set in the 1300's. stay home, stay safe!

You are not going to learn anything on this one... BUT you might laugh. Listen to me and my friend, Justin Hartman BS our way through this summary of this season. 

Herodotus is a sassy little fibber in this one! Be sure to listen to this episode with a cup of water, cause at the end of it we can all collectively poor them onto Herodotus' pants... Which are CLEARLY on fire.  penultimate episode. hold onto your butts! 

It's the culmination of those pesky Persians and silly Spartans! Put your dang headphones in for this one, cause it's a doozy! THE GRECO-PERSAIN WARSSSSSS!

We know the Spartans are masters of war, but they are also masters of having stupid names! Put on your listening cap and try to navigate through episode five. If you have a hard time, I have an "episode five for dummies" at the end! SPARTAAAAAAA!

This boy has lost his ding-dang mind, and he's gonna prove it to you! Find out why they (I) call him "Crazy Cambyses"

If it's a bad bitch you want, Cyrus, it's a bad bitch you gon' get! Let's do this, Tomyris! Episode threeeeeeee!

To Astyages, "World's Worst" isn't just a neat slogan on a dirty coffee mug, It's a way of life. Grip it and whip it, baby! Episode two is here to party!

Here's a little story about a class-act dingus ruining a good thing. This episode was recorded pretty early on, so it's a little slow going... but that's a good way to start... I'll lull you into a false sense of security before I start yelling at you about how cool history is.

This isn't even my first episode, bro! This is just a teaser to wet your ding-dang whistle!