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16 minutes | Dec 11, 2016
This is the End
This is the last episode. Thank you for listening. Please go to thanksforglistening.wordpress.com/ for more Sloane and go to bspodcastnetwork.com for all of your podcast love. patreon.com/bspodcastnetwork
52 minutes | Nov 8, 2016
This episode we talk about loved ones dying, Sloane going viral again, cat and dog murder, pregnancy woes and Sloane’s Montreal babymoon. We start off with a heartfelt goodbye to Ben’s grandfather, who he thinks trolled everyone on his deathbed and Sloane talks about wanting to wear pieces of Paul after he dies. Sloane goes viral again, and Ben wants her to troll her upcoming interviews with misinformation. Sloane’s cat then decides to bellow melodically in the background and Ben tells us about his dog almost getting “old-yeller’d” at his Halloween party. Sloane gets real with us and her underwear situation and Ben asks how her Montreal babymoon was. Spoilers: Not good. Paul joins the podcast to talk about the shit-museum biodome and the shitty ghost-tour they went on. It’s all shits and giggles this week on the Reel Stupid Podcast!
40 minutes | Oct 25, 2016
Halloween Creeptacular Part 2
The creepy clowns and upcoming election have nothing on us: this week we talk about serial killers, cannibal island hijinks, various hauntings and an unsolved murder with youtube evidence. Ben starts us off with the Dating Game Killer and Sloane debates whether being a serial killer is nurture or nature. After a quick Rosemary’s Baby chat, Sloane gives us The Nazino Affair which involves Russians, refugees, cannibals, handfuls of flour and diarrhea. Ben gives us a bunch of haunted quick hitters, and Sloane creeps us out once again with an unsolved haddock murder spree. Get your youtubes ready, the last story of the night is creepy as fuck. Sloane tells us the story of Elisa Lam. But don’t take our word for it, see it right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQcTuTXpj3c All that and more, this week on the Reel Stupid Podcast!
45 minutes | Oct 18, 2016
Halloween Creeptacular Part 1
This week we delve into the spooky as fall blooms it’s deathly chill all around us. We talk flies on Hillary, the Toolbox Murderer, skinwalkers, Morgellons disease, and the haunted Boston house. After Sloane does her sexy Boris Karloff impression, Ben talks about Alex Jones and the proof he has that Hillary is a fly demon or something. Sloane tells us about the time she met Obama and Ben asks her to tell a mild creepy story. What follows is the most fucked up trigger warning story that’ll keep you up at night. Goddamn. Sloane then tells her mild story about skinwalkers and Ben tells us about how he always wanted to see a chupacabra. Then it’s Ben’s turn to creep out Sloane and he tells her all about Morgellons Disease which makes her almost throw up. Seriously. We round out the episode with a visit from Paul to as Sloane tells us of horrific dreams and Paul tells us of unexplained loud noises. Someone or something doesn’t want this story told. Listen in to find out how it expresses itself. Creepy stories abound this week on the Reel Stupid Podcast!
56 minutes | Oct 4, 2016
Episode 062: Cheese Nausea
On this episode we talk about self driving cars, wiping yourself, babymoons and Samoa Bundt cakes. Ben took his daughter to a car show on a golf course and Sloane recounts ruining her father’s Maserati with In n Out. The conversation moves to self driving cars and Paul pops in to talk about the morality of cars killing dogs and not squirrels. Ben is an old man who doesn’t understand Snapchat, but Sloane explains that it’s social media for your dick. The trains starts to derail when Sloane expounds her difficulty on finding the correct hole to wipe after peeing and Ben starts asking very personal questions about her used tampons. Sloane throws up after too much blue cheese and Ben warns her of other foods not to eat. Luckily, Sloane has a babymoon coming up, but unluckily it was planned around food she shouldn’t eat, sorry Paul. We round up the episode with Sloane asking Ben a series of questions about his favorites, but it quickly degenerates into a mindblowing discussion about homemade Samoa Bundt Cakes. It’s the Reel Stupid Podcast!
47 minutes | Sep 27, 2016
Episode 061: Don’t talk to stray dogs
Take a journey into the macabre this week with Jonbenet talk, serial killer love and big loose piles of cat shit. Ben interrupts Sloane’s two hour Jonbenet documentary and so the duo have to break it down. Sloane proclaims her love for dead beauty queens and Ben admonishes her Halloween costume choices. Sloane reads the ransom note in a “French” accent, and it’s the funniest thing you will hear all week. Period. Ben talks about how the 90s were great for American crime and Sloane tells us all to google Robert Pickton. Don’t. After talking about disappointed suicide bombers in the afterlife, Ben tells us of his 13 hour trip to Las Vegas. Sloane attempts to teach Ben a word and Ben tells Sloane about his new puppy named Chewie. From dogs to cats as Sloane tells us all about her shitty cat and how it leaves hot cat piss all over the place. It’s another crazy week on the Reel Stupid Podcast!
57 minutes | Sep 20, 2016
Episode 060: Love in the Time of Zika
This week we talk Reddit trolls, animals that vomit their babies, kids in sports and the most disgusting dog in the world. Sloane sends her pregnancy announcement out into the world and is met with some pretty harsh criticisms. Ben reads us the comments and then has some choice criticisms of his own. Sloane got her first baby onesie and Paul can’t believe that babies come that long. Which of course leads into a discussion about how some animals vomit their babies out. Coach Ben comes on the show to talk about how his team of little girls became little women in 85 degree weather, and Sloane recounts how her only sports were theater and circle jerks. Our hosts end the show with a story about how is disgusting feral rat ate some jizz and how important pet dogs are to small children. It’s another amazing episode of the Reel Stupid Podcast!
54 minutes | Sep 13, 2016
Episode 059: Soul Numbers
This week we have more baby talk, some Juan news, astrology, numerology and sweaty tits. Sloane finally figures out what kind of child she is spawning and her husband is absolutely over the moon. Ben got to watch an exclusive gender reveal balloon thing and the duo talk about this new gender reveal party trend that's sweeping the nation. Ben and Sloane talk about which gender is easier to raise, boys or girls, and Ben give us the hot tips. More teases for "Thanks for Glistening" and we get a special Juan story. After a quick mention of circumcision and washing fat cocks, Sloane breaks out her Astrology and Numerology knowledge and picks apart who Ben's kids are, and what they're going to be. And right before they leave us for another week, Sloane talks about her sweaty tits and Ben mentions scary clowns. It's the Reel Stupid Podcast!
38 minutes | Sep 6, 2016
Episode 058: Chinese Gender Probabilities
This week, food and babies. Ben had a BBQ that nobody went to, and Sloane lives vicariously through Edna's sandbox shenanigans. The duo talk food and Sloane recounts the time she ate sea-cucumber uterus. Yep, you read that correctly. Ben calls the places that Sloane eats "booshie" and the person who made these notes has to look that word up to figure out what the fuck they were talking about. The food talk continues with pepperoni bread and duck fat fries, with Ben yelling at Sloane for how much she spends on simple food. After the food talk, Sloane and Ben look up the Chinese Baby Gender Chart to see if Sloane is having a boy or a girl, then they run down all the old-wives-tales to see which gender is more prominent. Dorst tells the tales of his 7 year old who has apparently gone mad, and Sloane starts to regret the whole "pregnant" thing. Live it up with food and babies, this week on the Reel Stupid Podcast!
56 minutes | Aug 30, 2016
Episode 057: Sweet Touches
Another week another podcast. Ben waxes intellectual on Zika and we welcome Sloane back to Florida, where the mosquitoes are being defeated by copious amounts of DEET. There are a few arguments about the veracity of Turkey Bacon and we discover that everything Sloane eats is organic (even her 6 lbs bag of gummy bears). The two fall into a video game pit and Sloane realizes that there's money to be made if she becomes a "Twitch Bitch." Listen in as we get the most un-sexy sexy story that Sloane has ever told, it'll make you want to run home and wash your pillows. Ben throws shade at his other podcasting partner and talks about parenting, how to parent, and how best to punish your children. Enjoy this "eclectic" episode of the Reel Stupid Podcast!
55 minutes | Aug 18, 2016
Episode 056: Deep Fried Pig Nipple
We're back! Again! After a two week hiatus, Ben and Sloane are back to tell their tales of mischief and pregnancy. Sloane has moved out of Florida (WHY?!) and Ben has to talk her off the ledge while explaining pregnancy brain. For some reason, Sloane now has a personal chef, but can't stand the 'K' word and Ben needs to have some words with bra buying family members. The episode is wrapped up with Ellen, Usain, LeBron, Shaq and The Rock. Find out why on this brand new episode of Reel Stupid Podcast! Also, FYI, don't mail keys in the mail.
53 minutes | Jul 26, 2016
Episode 055: Inappropriate Touch
It's another week of fun on RSP! Sloane is tired... So tired. Does Sloane need a DNA test for the baby? Dorst picked an interesting source for all of his RNC new this week. An appearance by Daddy Paul and our porn tendencies this week. So much to talk about and so little time. It's Reel Stupid!!!!
57 minutes | Jul 19, 2016
Episode 054: No More Salami
New intro this week same stupid show. We have a huge announcement this week. The show has a certain “theme”. Hint Hint. Sloane is having trouble sleeping and Paul snores. Julia has some advice for everyone and so much more this week. Grab your salami and strap in folks... It’s Reel Stupid!
42 minutes | Jul 12, 2016
Episode 053: Hangover
Short one this week as both Sloane and Ben were a little “under the weather”. Even though it’s a little short don’t think for a second that it is not a jam packed. Pokemon, one night stands and whiskey all in one show! Ben had an experience once with ropes, Sloane is a reverse Lucy and even more that we cannot type here. So grab an old fashion and bust out the feather duster, it’s Reel Stupid!
60 minutes | Jul 5, 2016
Episode 052: The Homeless Solution
It’s TUESDAY! This week we talk about homeless people and how we solve the homeless problem in the US. Someone stepped on a needle and Dorst is pissed. How bad is the town that Ben lives in? Is there a police force? Dorst had something happen to him that has never happened in 7 years of fatherhood this week. Sloane was very Sloane this week too. Sloane’s dad wants to know why Sloane always “creates” problems and driving a car over graves. Reel Stupid podcast, solving the worlds problems one podcast at a time.
64 minutes | Jun 28, 2016
Episode 051: Tofu Burrito
This week we dive into Sloane being gluten free and how much it costs to eat in Miami. Is tipping old school? Does Sloane tip too much? We finally find out what happened on Sloane’s trip to LA and we promise that it does not disappoint. We even have a visit from Paul! So run on a treadmill and grab some gluten free pancakes, IT’S REEL STUPID!
86 minutes | Jun 21, 2016
Episode 050: Hug Someone
This week Juan is back and the show gets real. We talk about the tragedy in Orlando. Not a whole lot more to say. Juan tells us what its like to be a part of the LGBT community in light of that horrible tragedy. Gun control, the Orange Faced Raccoon and what it is like to be gay and Latin in New York today. Dorst has a short story that might lighten the mood in the end. Strap in kids, this show is one for the ages. Hug someone close to you and give to the Trevor Project, IT’S REEL STUPID!
55 minutes | Jun 14, 2016
Episode 049: The Rhythm Method
We are still having audio issues. Sloane doesn’t leave the house. Sloane is glutten free and hating life. Youtube videos and organic food. Wholefoods is expensive and the great food conspiracy. Kevin Hart needs a gym to himself and Sloane is hot. Proper hydration and if it is gluten free. Apps and the ingredients in Gatorade. Blue 1 is bad and may cause cancer. Spoilers on the internet and Dorst may be out on GOT and all in on Outlander. Sloane is exposed to the world of Amazon Dash buttons. Diva cups, and periods. Making a baby might be boring and sex isn’t fun any more. Slim Jims have gluten too. Can you control the sex of your baby by position? Teenage pregnancy and Dorst’s fears. The new pope is cute. Farmers market in SLO. An interruption by Paul this week and trying to have a baby.
66 minutes | Jun 7, 2016
Episode 048: Super Special Guest
This episode contains: This week we have a guest! Juan Torres-Falcon! He and Sloane regale us with tales of there childhood and what is what like to be gay in high school. Juan talks about life on the road and Sloane talks about what it was like to know Juan. Living in Brooklyn and expensive educations. So grab some lipstick and your fishnets, ITS REAL STUPID!
59 minutes | May 24, 2016
Episode 047: LA face but an Oakland Booty
This episode contains: Dorst is tired because of kids and the downfalls of social media. Yeah we are still stuck on that. What is the most hateful thing Sloane has ever heard on Instagram? Sloane tells us what she can never talk about on Instagram and how terrible people are. We are going to have an interview soon and Ben may already have a crush on this man. #kinkyboots. Grab some lip stick and a bottle of champagne, IT'S REAL STUPID!!!!!!
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