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Following a bout of the lockdown blues, we are back with a new episode! This is a lovely episode to cheer us all up. Starting with the nicest things people have done for you, to the worst thing you have seen at a wedding and finally naughty school stories.

This week has a "bee" theme about it. A tale from Nextdoor about bee crime, an interlude from B3ta about a camera repair mission, and finished off with a bee keepers husband waving ALLLLL the red flags in the world. Join producer Dan and I for a giggle from the middle of Corona lockdown!

Producer Dan and I bring you a slug sandwich. Funny tweets for the top layer, a slug horror story for the filling, and amusing Mumsnet quotes for the bottom layer. Enjoy! (well, sort of..) Slugs, euch.

A lovely story from I Don't Work Here Lady about an entitled woman, followed by some of twitters parenting hilarity.

We are back! Coming to you from a Corona virus quarantine in the UK. We have tales of crappy colleagues who won't use the right name, and pranksters in work who go a step too far, only to get their comeuppance.

Producer Dan and I are talking shit colleagues this week. Starting in mumsnet with a liftshare leech, before moving to reddit for a power tripping pillock.

Focused very much on Reddit's AITA sub this week! Producer Dan and I read through a post about egg donation worries. We follow this with a tale that fills me with horror! A honeymoon with company! Just no!

This week Producer Dan and I turn to Twitter for some threads about the dreadful things your children do to embarrass you followed by amusing nicknames.

Back after a brief lull due to illness, Producer Dan and I look at a recent news story, a great "I don't work here, lady", and then finally move to twitter for some really bad date stories. "He put his hand in your mouth!!!!" and other horrors.

This week Producer Dan and I read through a relationships thread about last requests, & discuss how we would handle this odd one. Then we move onto a two part choosing beggar story that just keeps giving and giving.

I didn't allow Producer Dan to produce this episode, so this week is all nice things from reddit! An AITA about proposals at other people's weddings, a malicious compliance from the post room. And finally a heart warming story about tipping in the USA.

Producer Dan has been searching mumsnet and b3ta for funny, filthy things for me to read. So here are some regarding total wtf moments and terrible lies. Also a story that will make you pity the poor policeman it involves!

A thread from football365 about idiots you have worked with, followed by a twitter thread. Wear a beret in London? Fine. Wear one in Newcastle? Nope!

We start with mumsnet and embarrassing accidents (ever trapped a nipple? - ouch) and then move onto B3ta and the question of the week. What would you like to confess? As it's Christmas, and we are having a bit too much fun, this episode is both late and over running. Oh and disorganised too! Enjoy. Happy Christmas /holidays!

A TIFU about make grooming that will have men wincing in sympathy. Followed by new parenting silliness. Join Producer Dan and I for more casual chat and laughter.

More reddit threads and random chat from me and Producer Dan. We discuss mispronounced things, being tricked into eating mini rolos (dreadful!) and lots of rude stuff!

A story from I don't work here lady from an ex employee, followed by producer Dan's choice, which caught me by surprise!

A mumsnet classic of misheard comments and misunderstandings.

Producer Dan and I take to the mumsnet classics threads for mispronounced words, lyrics and phrases. It all goes a teensy bit pear - shaped when we get to the end!

Malicious compliance from an employee fed up of being harassed when ill. Followed by a thread about an unexpected firing from a new job! Complete with the usual witterings of Producer Dan and I.