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Suicide Squad Review This week, we review Suicide Squad, DC's newest entry into their cinematic universe. We talk about the ups, downs and generally bi-polar feel of this movie. So give us a bout half an hour, and we will give you a review. Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

Ghostbusters (2016) Review This week, we saw the remake of the seminal classic Ghostbusters, and we recorded an insightful and foul language filled review for you, the listening audience. We address the polarizing perception that the movie prematurely earned, Mike's theory on the Ghostbuster's franchise batting average and the wonderful return of the greatest beverage of all time, Ecto Cooler. So sit down, shut up and give us 30 or so minutes of your listening time. Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

Captain America (1990) Review Tom and Mike watched the original attempt at making a Captain America movie from 1990. Now listen to them crap on it and destroy it non-stop. Hear true disgust as real comic book fans confront one of the worst comic movies of all time. Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!  

Independence Day Resurgence Review This week, we review Independence Day Resurgence, and we enjoyed the crap out of it. Listen in as we basically get on our knees and juggle this movie in our mouths. Of course, we also freely admit that this movie is beloved almost solely because of nostalgia and we talk about the real world ramifications of visiting aliens. Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

Tougher Than Leather Movie Review Mike is joined this week by none other than PodcasterXWeedZor420, (It's what he wanted to be called), to review the 1988 classic movie Tougher Than Leather, starring Run DMC and the Beastie Boys. We dig around in this grimy urban classic and turn over stones that were probably not meant to be flipped and are shocked at what they found. So listen in for a very weird time. Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

Gods Of Egypt DVD Review This week, we review the recent Blu-Ray release of Gods Of Egypt, a movie so bad, that we don't even know where to begin. From the terrible CGI, the wooden acting and the white washed cast, watching this movie was truly a low point in our combined history. We did find a way to make it worthwhile, because we now have a contest for our listeners to name our new lowest rating ever for our rating system. Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

X-Men Apocalypse Review We at Readings4Suckers have decide on a format change. We are now a show about movie reviews. Do not let that scare you though, in fact, let that liberate you my friends, because even though change can be scary, there will still be two guys sitting at the table cracking wise, talking smack and being overall inappropriate. So join us for something old humping something new, and let us be the proud trophy wife of your podcast selection. Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous! 

Raising The Brain Dead This week, Tom and Mike discuss new attempts at making science amazing as well as horrible. We talk about the long term ramifications of fixing brain dead people, as well as many other topical issues. Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

Legalize Dueling In this episode, we talk about how amazing it would be if pistol dueling was legalized and regulated as a public service, We have foreseen an end to almost all of the world's problems with this simple idea, We also eulogize Prince and talk about how Mike wants to punch you and your kids! Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous

One Dollar Plate This week, we talk about the stigma that goes along with owning your own compound. We lament that society just doesn't understand the need to live with walls to keep them out, and how they always try to crawl your butt. We also crap on florida some more. Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!

Name In The Paper Term limits have yet to be set, as this week Tom and Mike discuss getting their name in the paper by talking about the theoretical crimes they want to commit. Also discussed is Mike's truly disproportionate responses to perceived slights against him and how he would screw with John Hinkley Jr. Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous!  

Term Limits We debut Mike's new insult, and we also talk about Tom's insatiable need to combine two words into one, usually leading to the dumbest possible concoction. We also really dig into the difference between honesty and just being mean, and talk about the satisfaction gained from each one. We also talk about how it should be way harder to lose big objects, like airplanes and trains.  Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous! EXPLICIT CONTENT! NOT FOR CHILDREN!

Centaurs Are People Too! Special Guest: Tom We hate when death robs us of comedy. We don't mean the death of comedians, but rather when people die in normal ways. That's why Mike has drafted his post-mortem bucket list, so if he goes in a lame why, he can be redeemed. We also talk about raising our centaur children as race horses! Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous! EXPLICIT CONTENT! NOT FOR CHILDREN!

Family Still Matters Special Guest: Tom Reed This episode is just filthy, straight up filthy. We spend the better part of the podcast talking about crapping at the white house and the rest of the time talking about messed up reboots of shows from the 80's and 90's. So, join us, and get ready for the filth train. Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous! EXPLICIT CONTENT! NOT FOR CHILDREN!

Tom Secedes! Special Guest: Tom This week I attempt to talk Tom into some true nonsense. I start with asking him to don a suit of armor so I can throw lawn darts at him, and somehow it gets to me trying to talk him into seceding from the Union, and starting a nation based on lawn dart economics. Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous! EXPLICIT CONTENT! NOT FOR CHILDREN!

Mike's True Stories Of Burro Racing Mike and Sully talk about exactly how much the world would suck if it reflected the popular Stallone movie, 'Demolition Man.' We also talk Mike's real life experiences with burro racing, glory holes and why he can't understand why it is called the clap. Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous! EXPLICIT CONTENT! NOT FOR CHILDREN!

Combination Gun Range-Strip Club- Daycare Center Mike and Sully talk in depth about Mike's worst business idea ever, (See title), as well as why they would make terrible Supreme Court Justices. They also talk about unlikely candidates that might just make amazing justices and how to stump a minotaur. Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous! EXPLICIT CONTENT! NOT FOR CHILDREN!

Mike Has A Cinder Block Head! We talk about it all, from measuring in kadams, Kaiju fights and the inevitability of VS. movies. We get absurd with our picks, bringing in both the Puppet Master franchise as well as Trilogy Of Terror. We also talk about how no matter what your problem is, Blazing Sword can fix it, except for Brendan Fraser. Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous! EXPLICIT CONTENT! NOT FOR CHILDREN!

A Diet Of Sadness! Guest Host: Tom Reed This time around, we return to our roots, by crapping hardcore on Florida. We talk Florida news stories involving thrown alligators, escaping monkeys and Casey Anthony. We also talk about building our own awesome zoo, and following the cardinal rule of zookeepers: don't let the animals out! Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous! EXPLICIT CONTENT! NOT FOR CHILDREN!

There Is Nothing Cooler Than Teen Pregnancy! Guest: Tom Reed This time, it gets a little dark as we talk about how all the cool kids in high school used to get each other pregnant, football and how very special episodes of TV kept us from huffing paint. The following two decrees are also made; The first being that Madonna needs to stop acting "cool," as it is embarrassing. The second is that former great directors really need to go back to the well to appease us. Never Accurate, Always Presumptuous! EXPLICIT CONTENT! NOT FOR CHILDREN!