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Reading Scott's Diary
47 minutes | Dec 23, 2021
2021 Christmas Special: Y2K - Squash the Bug
In this Y2K extravaganza, Scott finally unearths his millennium time capsule containing a whole host of surprises from the year 2000 including a commemorative newspaper, a government advice leaflet about the looming Millennium bug, and goes back to where it all began with a diary from 1999. Lizzie and Scott chat NYE celebrations, what was hot and what was not, and noughties Page 3 girls.
55 minutes | Nov 18, 2021
S2E16 - A Keen Aquarianist
In the hilarious season finale, Scott throws on a wig and becomes Cher on Halloween night, cringes at his headteacher's impressions and survives three or four things going wrong at a disastrous bonfire night party. Elsewhere, table talk turns to egg salt, Scott's harebrained money-making schemes and the root of his staunch principles. (This episode contains homophobic language and discussion of eating disorders that some listeners may find triggering or offensive)
38 minutes | Nov 11, 2021
S2E15 - Too Scary for Grandma
In the October 2004 half term, Scott's pen runs low on ink, he uses his bike lock as a weapon, and the detail in the diary reaches a new low. Elsewhere, Lizzie and Scott chat films that haven't aged well, dangers of the internet, and try and figure out Mr. T's coffee order.
48 minutes | Nov 4, 2021
S2E14 - A Few Ferreros
Scott heads to the big smoke for a filming of Two Pints, goes ultimate red mist in a fight with a friend, and sees what the dictionary has to say about erections. Around the table, Lizzie and Scott chat McFly's best hits, using toast to protect rockets, and cinematic nip slips. TW: disordered eating.
37 minutes | Oct 28, 2021
S2E13 - An Especial Bell
Still reeling from the cyber attack, Scott witnesses a rabbit throwing, gets an extreme close-up of some pubic hair, and stumbles upon a throatless shark. With Lizzie, he discusses everyone's noughties McFly phase, what a bint is, and what exactly is at the centre of a Ferrero Rocher.
44 minutes | Oct 21, 2021
S2E12 - Au Naturel
Scott's left blindsided by a devastating cyber attack, heads off to Alton Towers on another school trip, and becomes a serial pen snapper. Around the table, Lizzie and Scott chat sanitary snooping, theme parks in a post-Covid world and customer service blunders.
54 minutes | Oct 14, 2021
S2E11 - Mrs. Pen
Scott continues trundling through year 10 as he negotiates for a MiniDiscman, is tantalised by a pantsing, and puts his chickens on the washing line. With Lizzie, table talk turns to the rules of being fit at high school, Scott's disappointing drama GCSE result, and when Lizzie will finally get the boobs she dreamed of as a teenager.
50 minutes | Oct 7, 2021
S2E10 - Geri Sprinkles
Following the hiatus, RSD is back with a bang as Scott heads to the Blackpool Illuminations switch on, is warned about smelly test tubes, and takes a violent stance against a garden bashing. Elsewhere, Lizzie and Scott chat disgraced popstars, starting your period, and small boobs.
68 minutes | Dec 24, 2020
2020 Christmas Special: Dear Scott / Perfect Pontius'
It's Christmas! Scott and Lizzie take a look at Scott's bizarre collection of celebrity autographs, from Blue Peter presenters, the cast and crew of Two Pints, the incomparable Beverley Callard and many more. Lizzie also opens up another of her bonkers celebrity journals - in her crosshairs this time is everybody's favourite Jackass star Chris Pontius.
48 minutes | Oct 1, 2020
S2E9 - Delicious Horse Manure
RSD is coming at you remotely for the first time as Scott continues his summer holidays. Back in 2004, Scott gets a new uniform in preparation for the start of year 10, enjoys a few hand-me-down baths, and the Griffin family’s obsession with eggs continues. Elsewhere, Scott and Lizzie chat heady festival toilet aromas, provocative performance art and legendary trapped wind.
54 minutes | Sep 24, 2020
S2E8 - Daily Egg Report
As the summer holidays continue, Scott is mesmerised by the 2004 Athens Olympic Games, loses his bike the morning after a party, and does a whole lot of MSN blocking and egg eating. At the table, Lizzie and Scott discuss Lizzie's menstruation cycle, London 2012 and get to grips with dreaded bum beef.
50 minutes | Sep 17, 2020
S2E7 - Cokereals
As the summer holidays drone on, Scott becomes a webmaster, is kept awake by his dad's didge, and is troubled by punctuation shaped neck spots. Outside of the very detailed diary, Scott and Lizzie chat fish in parsley sauce scented deodorant, writing 'masturbate' in inappropriate places, and wanking off a pencil.
54 minutes | Sep 10, 2020
S2E6 - Dip Your Lizard
In the summer holidays between years 9 and 10, Scott pesters television writers, enjoys spoonfuls of cold baked beans and gets some culture as he enjoys Boogie Nights at the glitzy Grand Theatre. Around the table, Scott and Lizzie chat Blackpool's urine patches, a pre-MP3 world, and how best to do a Kinga with a wine bottle.
44 minutes | Sep 3, 2020
S2E5 - Lil' Maggot Sanctuary
Scott gets sentimental as year 9 comes to an end, experiments with drink and drugs, and gets a nasty surprise in a service station toilet. In other news, Scott and Lizzie chat maggot infestations, home videos and accessing porn in the noughties. [This episode contains homophobic language that some listeners may find offensive]
47 minutes | Aug 27, 2020
S2E4 - Inside the Comedy Closet
With the summer holidays fast approaching, Scott gets in a fight to protect a spider's web, gets a new Walkman and sees incriminating texts on a friend's phone. Meanwhile, Scott and Lizzie chat homophobic bullying, figuring out your sexuality and the politest way to ask for a handjob. [This episode contains homophobic language that some listeners may find offensive]
42 minutes | Aug 20, 2020
S2E3 - Funny Little Pig
Scott gets emotional in maths, discusses sexy leg tensing and destroys a teacher's belongings. Also, he drinks a LOT of milk. Outside of school, Scott begins writing to the cast of BBC sitcom Two Pints, exhibits shocking behaviour during a cinema screening of The Notebook, and Becki delivers her infamous Judas Kiss on Big Brother. Elsewhere, Scott and Lizzie chat Christmas Day porn and unfortunate school nicknames.
49 minutes | Aug 13, 2020
S2E2 - Sloppy Spring Rolls
In the last few months of year 9, Scott triumphs at his poem recital, gets under the sheets with deceptive chickens and a great dane, and gets pumped watching Big Brother's infamous Fight Night. Meanwhile, Lizzie and Scott discuss dog eat dog bullying, negative body image and Scott’s top tip for seduction.
53 minutes | Aug 6, 2020
S2E1 - The Transit of Venus
RSD is back with a bang as Scott and Lizzie open up the second diary and chat all about Scott's nemesis Miss Griffin, the lengths he'll go to to get a Pokemon sticker book, and his disastrous election campaign. Elsewhere, Scott and Lizzie wax lyrical about celebrity dongs, the ordeal of topping up old phones and pornographic wallpapers.
55 minutes | Dec 19, 2019
2019 Christmas Special: I Love Seth Green
It's Lizzie's turn! Scott and Lizzie take a look at her diary from the summer of 2002, which quickly descends in to a totally bonkers tribute to Family Guy and Austin Powers star Seth Green...
59 minutes | Sep 19, 2019
S1E21 - Shirley Crescent
In the stellar season finale of Reading Scott's Diary, Scott starts writing to celebrities, meets an ugly turkey and a streaker in school shocks everyone to the core. Around the table, Lizzie and Scott discuss more high school bullying, prom night, angry chefs and offensive Christmas songs.
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