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-Killer and Jen encounter the worst customer service EVER -Bio may be caught in a TRON-type universe

-The team totally fails at realizing it's Cinco de Mayo until the very end of the episode -What would we do with a Meeseeks box? -Bio gets a pretty good zinger at about the 33:20 mark -Fatigue sets in, and horrible fan fics are proposed

-An elderly penguin in Japan falls in love with a waifu -The guys practice dubbing voiceovers for On Tap -Killer's dream is for a massive community round of Player Unknown Battlegrounds that turns into The Most Dangerous Game (Varyar's gonna GIT YOUUUU!)

-It's Crown Day! -Killer lost something important at work. Jen and Bio aren't being helpful. -Jen makes the guys play their least favorite game ever: Fact or Crap!

-The mighty hunter has returned from his hambush! -Bio really, really hates spreadsheets, which should not be used as databases. Ever. -Hax is just happy about his three-day weekend

-The new Ghost in the Shell trailer gives Bio hope for his trans-Asian leanings -Killer keeps breaking shit. Repeatedly. (But he made a new friend!) -Jen is super excited about The Book Thieves

-Killer is hopeful that Bomb Tech Jen will be more helpful than Bio -These hopes are dashed early. Bio is now the supervisor. -Next time, spring for the Diamond membership

-Baroness is out, and Biomed and Killer decide to play Bomb IT support and Bomb defuser -Spoiler alert... Killer dies a lot

-Killer teaches Velvet, Jen, and Lyserg how to play Risk -Jen totally fails at diplomacy and loses the British Isles -Killer's alliance with Lyserg takes an unfortunate, but completely expected turn

-Varyar stops by to remind Killer how wrong he is about everything. -The Magic Hat returns!

- On Tap plays Clue... -Baroness meets her match in most unlikely person

-Sam from Operation Supply Drop joins us again -Questions are asked, answers are given -What's to look forward to in 2017

-Killer's off for the night, so Jen and Bio play Scrabble -Although they play pretty lax with the rules, gameplay is pretty tame, until... -...the name of Harambe is invoked (may peace be upon him)

-HI VAMPY! -We try to circumvent numerous technical difficulties and near-Baroness-induced-catastrophes -PUPPY PR0N!

-Tap Team invites some of the other RCM staff over for some Tee K.O.! -AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A RIVAL PARTY!

-It's Friday the 13th. Bear that in mind when watching this episode. -Bio is broadcasting in Japanese movie style, and Baroness tries to quit -What, in gameplay, can drive you crazy in five minutes or less?

-The Tap team introduces Bio to Superfight! It goes about as well as you'd expect.

-The Tap Team celebrates 100 episodes by revisiting great moments in On Tap history

-Santa returns to On Tap and immediately regrets giving up drinking -Chat petitions Santa for job placement and career advancement opportunities -Jen and Hax read How the Grinch Stole Christmas

-Angie and Brandon from Cleveland's A Christmas Story House and Museum stop by to talk movies, Christmas, and the fruition of a dream. -Chat recasts Bio in the role of Ralphie and Killer casts himself as Randy. Jen is quietly entertained by the thought of Killer trying to fold himself into the kitchen cupboard. -The group discusses best gifts given, interesting Christmas traditions, and what Christmas movie we wouldn't mind being stuck in.