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Ever wonder why people ask stuff on Yahoo! Answers? Yeah me too! Most people aren't helpful, or just don't care about what they're answering. NOT TODAY BAYBEE! I'll answer this crap with a heart of gold!  

Part one is kind of short, but don't worry, there is plenty of offense to go around, not to mention the rambling you have come to love. Okay, maybe you don't care, but at least I do! What's the deal with stuff!? Jerry Seinfield asks. I hope i spelt that right. I'm bored, you're bored, lets be bored NOW by listening.

I read questions from online, as well as give you MY openions on dating and tell stories and share my random thoughts...

Here Mike gives you his flawed views on dating tips.

More Rambling, Bayer© With Me On This One!

Mike goes over his material, for yall. Be prepared to get offended.

Mike gives insight into what he thinks the original Terminator script was about... Terminating a pregnancy.

Find out what questions to ask on a first date! Why is there nowhere to go that is just an open space to do whatever you want!? Its always connected to a business. No open land anymore, unless you wanna get the cops attention for trespassing. Plus, CHEAP WAYS OF LIVING! Eat bread, cheese, and live in a hole in the ground. Annual cost, $250 a year to live!

Experience the ADHD adventures of Mike and his, err, MY ranDumb thoughts every weekday! I'm funny, upside down brained, yet seemingly aware. I am entertaining as well as provocative as I try to hather my thoughts into sometimes thoughtful dialect. Wow, that turned out pretty good. :)