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32 minutes | Nov 2, 2022
Episode 100 - The Final Voyage
Welcome aboard the Random Ship for this our 100th and Final voyage. This week we say our goodbyes and make fun of baseball one last time. Never throw your engagement ring. Why is there so much SPAM? How many contact lenses are too many? Thank you all for a tremendous 100 episodes.
30 minutes | Oct 26, 2022
Episode 99 - The Beginning of the End
Climb aboard and join us on the penultimate Random Ship voyage. This week we learn the dangers of not enjoying KFC. We also learn why Montreal isn't in the USA and enjoy more poetry... The Ostrich's brain is how small? Why won't Austria pick a side? Why didn't they choose Pikachu first? All this and more on the second to last Random Ship journey.
31 minutes | Oct 19, 2022
Episode 98 - New Boobs, Bad Hair, and Hot Takes
Hey There! Welcome to the Random Ship. This week we learn of a new airplane faux pas. We deliver the hottest takes we have and learn about Allan's hams... Why do people love the Maritimes? Someone has a new boyfriend? Jim Halpert sux? All this and more on this week's journey.
30 minutes | Oct 12, 2022
Episode 97 - There's a Pig in my Cowboy Boot
Ahoy and welcome onboard the Random Ship for, yet another, random journey. This week we judge the Marvel/Baseball collaboration, we try to understand the need for chunky ranch, and we agree that Halloween seems to be for creepers... Can you sweat like a pig? A giraffe with what fetish? Butt bouncing extrordinaire! All this and more aboard our 97th voyage.
31 minutes | Oct 5, 2022
Episode 96 - The Vibrating Slinky Blinded the Fox
Hey there, thanks for joining us for this week's journey. We find ourselves visiting our first adult-themed international chess tournament. We also learn about more signs of psychopaths and wonder what other uses for Graham Crackers there could be... Kids are meant to be seen and not heard? How many licks does it take to tootsie? We learn to sign while we bathe. All this and more onboard our 96th voyage.
31 minutes | Sep 28, 2022
Episode 95 - 70,000 Tones of Psychopath
Climb aboard and join us on this week's voyage. We find ourselves tracking down clues to uncover the psychos living among us. We also learn about the power of the king of Sweden and learn about the Dragons of Porto... Do not lean your seat back! Learn proper definitions or Allan will be your enemy. I have to pay for a phone? How absurd! All this and more on this week's Random Ship journey.
30 minutes | Sep 21, 2022
Episode 94 - The Peanut Butter Weight Loss Plan
Ahoy and welcome aboard the Random Ship for this week's journey. We find ourselves travelling back to the fifties to learn how we shouldn't listen to our brains, how to not drink whiskey, and when Octoberfest actually is... Taylor Swift Class is in Session Don't be too picky or the chef will yell at you What does it mean to be natural? All this and more on our 94th sailing.
30 minutes | Sep 14, 2022
Episode 93 - Would you Rather?
Climb aboard and join us on our 93rd voyage. This week we find ourselves discussing the world's greatest Would-You-Rather's. We visit a town called Dull and we get so many goosebumps it's scary... Why is Ogilvie Maurice so quick? Do you want to lick a beer? Be quiet! I'm talking now! All this and more on this week's journey.
30 minutes | Sep 7, 2022
Episode 92 - The T-Rex Loved Whipped Cream
Ahoy and welcome on board the Random Ship this week. We travel to Ohio to complain about Hall of Fames, we learn about the evils of whipped cream, and we discuss eating dinosaurs... Someone stole the Mona Lisa? Guess who cries the most? How bald was Charles? All this and more on our 92nd voyage.
27 minutes | Aug 31, 2022
Episode 91 - They Keep the Corn Flakes on the Poop Deck
Ahoy and welcome aboard the Random Ship for this week's episode. We find ourselves learning too much about the Poop Deck. We also have a warning for everyone dropping their phones, and learn the balanced breakfast that is needed to be a strong and successful Yeti... Is the language fake or is it the love? That was some expensive ice! Poof goes the persperation. All this and more on our 91st journey.
30 minutes | Aug 24, 2022
Episode 90 - We Filled our Lunch Purse with Papa John's
Hey There! Welcome onboard the Random Ship for this journey. This week we learn that weird Kit Kats aren't all bad. We find a killer recipe for salted owl, and we find humour in mourning... What is the best month? How can you heal gout? Get away you Dirty Old Man! All this and more on our 90th voyage.
25 minutes | Aug 17, 2022
Episode 89 - Leicester is a Funny Pace to get Married
Ahoy and welcome on board the Random Ship for this week's journey. We find ourselves on a high after watching Top Gun...oh and Brother Three's wedding. We make our way over to England and have a heated debate over town names, we learn how not to read the signs, and learn about the deadliest animals on the planet... Why do countries hate purple? Are you worthy of Instagram? Does she love you? All this and more on our 89th voyage.
30 minutes | Aug 10, 2022
Episode 88 - The Boy Looked like an Old Cinnamon Roll
Climb aboard and join us on the Random Ship for this week's voyage. We find ourselves making cinnamon buns, we learn up our inner wheat power, and have our first celebrity guest... Why must I look so old? Is that a hat or a razer? Who knew suffrage was a good thing? All this and more on our 88th journey.
27 minutes | Aug 3, 2022
Episode 87 - The Elevator Man Fell for a Hoax
Ahoy and thank you for sailing with us aboard the Random Ship. This week we explore the new world with ol' Chris Columbus. We learn how not to paint a road and fall into yet another dangerous hole in search of a phone... Only bad boys wear black sox Mystery onions are everywhere Santa Claus spend how much time in Indiana? All this and more on our 87th voyage.
30 minutes | Jul 27, 2022
Episode 86 - R2D2 and Sasquatch have Beef!
Climb aboard and join us on this week's episode. We find ourselves in Oklahoma dodging the terrifying Sasquatch. We also develop beef with R2D2's Cousin and learn about the dangers of red hair... Do you deserve free movies? Why is our mom great? Is a lifetime guarantee really a lifetime? All this and more on the 86th Random Ship journey.
28 minutes | Jul 20, 2022
Episode 85 - That Music is so Cheesy
Ahoy and welcome on board the Random Ship for this week's voyage. We find ourselves learning how to be a good 50's housewife. We also give some love to nerd culture, and find out how amazing plastic is... What do you do with a prissy penguin? What kind of music does cheese like the best? Do you trust your wife? All this and more on our 85th journey.
31 minutes | Jul 13, 2022
Episode 84 - The Official Scent of Paw Patrol
What a trip it was aboard the Random Ship this week. We learn that Giant Tiger shouldn't be your first choice in cologne suppliers. We travel to the jellybean capital of the world and spend way too much money, and we learn some weird fruit facts... Just because you can't walk straight doesn't mean you're drunk. Can a fake relationship be better than a real one? Guess what instrument Allan can't play. All this and more on our 84th journey.
32 minutes | Jul 6, 2022
Episode 83 - The Cheese Man Cometh
Ahoy and welcome on board the Random Ship for this week's journey. On this episode we meet a man who knows a thing or two about cheese, we learn about the Beatle Boys and how they came to be, and our bodies betray us... What's so great about kissing? Did Allan go for another hike? Where is Guam? All this and more on our 83rd Random Ship voyage.
29 minutes | Jun 29, 2022
Episode 82 - Darth Vader didn't want a Birthday Party
Climb aboard the Random Ship and join us for this week's episode. We find ourselves going to a galaxy far, far, away to talk about ship horns and storm troopers. We also learn the power of Captain Video and his Video Rangers, and make a mess with lipstick... How much dirt is too much dirt to eat? Is a strong woman a bad thing? How successful is too successful for marriage? All this and more on this week's 82nd Random Ship voyage.
28 minutes | Jun 22, 2022
Episode 81 - The Aliens tried to make Chocolate but Accidently Drowned
Climb aboard and join us on this week's Random Ship Trip. This week we travel out of this world and get a visit from Aliens. We also go dancing in the rain and pull the biggest ship we could find... Laura Secord didn't make chocolate? Beware of the Orangutan How does a river catch fire? All this and more on the 81st Random Ship journey.
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