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You know him, you know of him, you have probably heard of him? What are you doing? Ooo, italicized!   Trying to introduce our guest with a bang. I can help you, if you want.   Well, here goes desperate. Who's are guest again?   The Paul Hungerford. Burlap Sack. You're welcome.    I really do not like you.    RaNdoM NonSeNsE was created and is the sole property of CoRy Wyszynski Cover art created with PicsArt and PixlrExpress    

The staff of RaNdoM NonSeNsE have done it! They really have, and that means the world is their oyster.   I was never a fan of oysters, but I did enjoy having guest stars.   So did I, everyone was a blast. A thousand thank yous go out to the Big 4.   No one knows who the Big 4 are.   But they will...they will.   Thank you to NerdBlock for all your great items and our first ever Blind Box Opening.  RaNdoM NonSeNsE was created and is the sole property of CoRy Wyszynski Cover art created with PicsArt and PixlrExpress

The holidays are here and that means holiday themed episodes, but for the staff of RaNdoM NonSeNsE, it means one thing: business as usual.    The door has been opened for creative possibility, and we have CoRy's family to thank for that!    Just have to figure out that gain issue.   You mean weight gain?   No, not at all.   Oh good. Hey, did we ever figure out who celebrates Boxing Day?     RaNdoM NonSeNsE was created and is the sole property of CoRy Wyszynski Cover art created with PicsArt and PixlrExpress

-SPOILERS ARE EVERYWHERE- Be careful Star Wars fans.  The following episode has quite a lot of audio issues.   Great way to start Substitute.   Quiet! Also...due to the fact that Net Neutrality may have been hacked to pieces, we would like to thank any fans we may have lost in the whole debacle.   Give it up to Botnick for one of the greatest additions to the magical world of Harry Potter.    Also, Cory's mom is very sweet.        RaNdoM NonSeNsE was created and is the sole property of CoRy Wyszynski Cover art created with PicsArt and PixlrExpress

The staff of RaNdoM NonSeNsE grossly apologize for, with a heavy laden heart, this may be hard to...I don't know how to say this--   Geez Substitute, we didn't run over their grandmother with our '68 Buick.   Good lord man, what is wrong with you?   I'm sorry, I get very horrific when I do work before nine A.M.    Thank you to our sponsors, well their not really sponsors, but we did mention them.   Yea, we did.      RaNdoM NonSeNsE was created and is the sole property of CoRy Wyszynski Cover art created with PicsArt and PixlrExpress  

The guys are enjoying their Season 2, so far, and the Substitute has something special in store...   Oh my God, are you talking about your new filter?!   You ruined the surprise. How could you, or is that what racist people do?   Yikes, you can't write that on our synopsis.   You are probably right, but it is too late.  The guys have really gone into dangerous waters with the political landscape, and who doesn't love a good reuben sandwich. Also, Rick and Morty is amazing.   Oh God.    Random Nonsense is produced and created by CoRy P. Wyszynski. Thank you to Shelby C. for providing the awesome image for this episodes cover; created with Pixlr Express. 

The Substitute seems to care a lot more about the state of the guy's Podcast then SOME people.   Some people? Are you reffering to me? Or is it referring?   Maybe I am, maybe I am not.   Huh, now I am confused.   Enjoy the tiny review of Ant-Man everyone.   Oh yea, I'm sure they will love that. Hey, why is my font different colors....hey, quit it! You are so dead   Where are you Edward Norton?        RaNdoM NonSeNsE was created and is the sole property of CoRy Wyszynski Cover art created with PicsArt and PixlrExpress

The guys have done it? Really, is this real? Is this what happens when you put your collective minds togeth--   Are you still writing that synopsis. Come on Substitue, your missing the party.   What, you mean our cookies and milk we borrowed from next door.   Yea.   How sad.     RaNdoM NonSeNsE was created and is the sole property of CoRy Wyszynski Cover art created with PicsArt and PixlrExpress Dude! They got Oreos.   Alright, I'm coming. By the way, it's been a year.

The staff of RaNdoM NonSeNsE had had a little hiccup, but things seems to be moving forward   We have hit the terminal peak. The terminus...   No, you will not bring this into the description.   First you hate panchetta, and now you're playing the boss?   That's it. I am done. You write what you want.   I will, I will right anything I damn wan--MAXIMUM WORD COUNT REACHED   RanDoM NonSeNsE is created and is the sole property of CoRY Wyszynski Cover art created with PicsArt and Pixlr Express

E3! (The staff agree that no more needs nor should be said) Now sopp up the drool nerdlings.           RaNdoM NonSeNsE was created and is the sole property of CoRy Wyszynski Covers created with PicsArt and Pixlr Autodesk

Sleeping on couches and spending a lot of time with someone special in your life; the guys realize that they are without a doubt best friends.   Oh man, it is even painful to write.    Why do you write these in third person?   Oh man, quit breaking my fourth wall, and stop messing with my font size.   Cover art created with Picarts and Pixlr autodesk

Our heros our frought with peril on the idea of Consistency. Currently there is not enough of said consistency.   A new seemingly unobtainabl--   Unobwhatable?? Ehh, these words are too big...   Thanks, now I have lost the steady flow of my verbage.   What did you call me you rapscallion??

Look everyone, we are at 10 episodes. Yes, this is episode 10, and the guys have something planned for the occasion.   And, are you going to tell all the radiant hip checkers and coolant lovelys what that--   Are those even words? Wait, is that 'spose to be synonymous with boys and girls??   ummmm...sooo, 10 episodes huh? Good job Substitute.   You too. Hip checkers, really?   Created and performed by CoRy Wyszynski Special thanks to Zak (Instagram: @sparkpunk) Thank you to stitcher radio and Libsyn.

SALE ON INTERTUBES ENDS SOON!   A missed Halloween leads to discussion of the holidays, while the Owner of the BS doubts his ability to run a one man show.   Our e-mail address is here somewhere around the office.   A surpise episode is nearby; perhaps just in time for every denomination holiday.   The final question is, what goes down smooth with seasme bagels?       Cover Art created with PicsArt and Pixlr Express  Created and Performed by CoRy Wyszynski. Thank you to Libsyn, iTunes and Stitcher for the continued support. BurLap Sackk!! to all the amazing fans. 

Two episodes away from the somewhat big, but still realtively small, especially in the great scheme of things--   Please, just let me write the description.   Oh no buddy, you lost that prestine task for this episode, so just sit there and shut up.   But you are not even talking about the episode.   Uh uhhh, don't make me sick Bradley the racoon on--   He is not a freaking racoon.   Quiet!

The Substitute is ready to air some issues he has with his boss and partner/co-worker/resident jerk.   Oh, so I'm the Jerk, Mr. I cry in the shower on a good day.   We are not going to bring this up as I am typing out our synopsis for Episode 07.   Or are we???   You have crossed the line.   At least bold my font!   Fine, there. Now let me do this!

The Owner of the BS is an experienced multi-tasker: workin' out all the bugs while still making the Substitute feel utterly worthless.  Could a call in show be in the works.  

Episode 06? Episode 05? Oh, come on guys.   The Owner of the BS and The Substitute can not believe how cool it is that a company, not only wrote them back, but that they added a :) after the reply. Thank you to TeeFury, where you can by t-shirts designed by inventive artists for a limited time (Tee Today. Gone Tomorrow).   TeeFury   Tap Cory Wyszynski to learn more of the man behind the NonSeNsE

The staff of RaNdoM NonSeNsE is unsure with what they can and cannot say. A sandwich store? A favorite oline t-shirt distributor? Is any of this legal?

The crew have some things to fine tune (pun intended): the Substitute is barely functional at 1:59 AM, the Owner of the BS has no idea how to time out an episode, and the Sound Guy? Well, he needs some work. New covers? Bravo Substitute.     Thank you to Stitcher.