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In honor of Spooky Season, Randland determines our favorite Emond’s Fielder’s Halloween costumes before diving into a discussion surrounding the latest casting news and potential plot variations. Further conversation attempts to pin down which main character would have made for an exciting darkfriend-doublecross arc. Finally, we speculate about organization within the Black Tower...and its inevitable navy!

The Amyrlin and M'hael spill the tea on leaked audition tapes and film production in the Age of Covid. With guest appearances from Aes Veshan creators Eddie & Micah, Randland discusses inclusivity and disabilities within the Wheel of Time series and fan community. Hot topics include Rand's chronic pain, the laws of Channeling, inclusivity in social media, WAP Island topography, and who to bet on at the Bel Tine Daddy Show (hint: my money's on Warder Daddy for the win!)Contains Full Series Spoilers

Looking at the Schism through the lens of an Election Year, Randland dives deep into exploring the Wheel of Time's most notorious Amyrlin candidates, Elaida do Avriny a'Roihan and Egwene al'Vere. By examining the strengths and criticisms of the Tower's vying Amyrlin seats, the Tower debates what it means to have Power, what defines a great Amyrlin, and how each woman deals with the challenging issues of the Third Age. In other news, the eyes-and-ears report Min & Siuan casting reactions, Rosamund Pike's new sci-fi commitment, and #TwitterOfTime highlights!Warning: Full Series Spoilers

On this episode of Randland, the first to broadcast from The Black Tower, we discuss the Tinker casting announcements and what they may mean for the Wheel of Time series adaptation. In addition, we hash out our favorite side characters and why we love them, which leads to debates around Honor vs Oppenheimer, who loves the circus, and Chel Vanin citrus similies!Warning: Full Series Spoilers

Jay & Collin celebrate the budding romance between #TwitterOfTime & Barney Harris, the talented spirit bringing Matrim Cauthon to life on the silver screen! We take a look at the gorgeous music Barney has shared with the community, fan engagements n' memes, and guidelines for how to keep the community a safe space for all. Catching up on the latest fan antics we dig into leaked Whitecloak costumes, female Trolloc cosplay, and ways to make the community more inclusive and accessible. When you're finished listening be sure to checkout Barney's music on Sound Cloud: https://soundcloud.com/barney-harris-886185195

Kicking off Season 2 Randland will now include spoilers for the entire Wheel of Time Series! We also have some big announcements about additional changes here at the White Tower. Have a listen to find out all you need to know about recent Wheel of Time on Prime cast announcements. Additional discussion covers important topics like: how to Benjamin Button a stilled Aes Aedai, shipping Galad & Valda, the problem with attractive young apprentices, the significance of skinny innkeepers, exploring woke story changes, and how to handle rape in Randland.Assumed Reading: Books 1-14 + New Spring

Collin & Jay conduct a dialogue around racism and anti-racism within the context of fantasy culture, specifically addressing challenges within the online Wheel Of Time Community. By examining both persisting aggressions, as well as recent transgressions, we strive to educate and encourage dragonsworn to do better. We also applaud fans and community leaders who have continued to be trusted and vocal allies. Representation Matters. Accountability within the community matters. Fantasy literature may be an escape, but we live in this world where your words and actions impact other's lived reality. No #TwitterOfTime, the S'redit in the room is not Steve. Black Lives Matter. 

A very special SPOILER EDITION of Randland devoted entirely to the Wheel of Time's most epic romantic entanglement. The Hall of the Tower is joined by Recappa Sedai and Tigraine Mantear to examine the intimate relationship between the Dragon Reborn and his three stunning ladies. We're tackling the tough questions like:  What do fans really think of "Rand's Harem"? What if Min never shared her viewing? What contraceptive weaves do Greens use? Just how steamy could Elayne & Aviendha's baths get on tv? And most importantly, how can queerness fix everything in Amazon's upcoming Wheel of Time series?Assumed Reading: The Wheel of Time Books 1-14

The Hall of the Tower highlights Rafe Judkin's JordanCon discussion and dissects the directors in charge of bringing the Wheel of Time series on Amazon Prime to life. The sitters also venture down some dark roads with explorations of Lord of The Rings on Prime, Gargoyles (1996) animated series, and Lambskin condoms. Assumed Reading:The Eye of the WorldThe Great Hunt

Listen to the  the Randland Role Playing Game episodes 1 through 5, featuring Stomp, The Lord of Chaos, and his amiable subjects Zan, Daphne, and Lemendora. Follow three unwitting Deven Riders as they stumble through dangers unknown, discovering unique abilities, and making friends along the way. How far can they venture before their ignorance leads them to the pit of doom? Can they master their skills and learn enough of the world to keep themselves out of the cooking pot? Join our campaign and find out!

After being caught red handed attempting to steal from their noble host, Zan & Daphne awaken shackled in a Cairhien prison. Will Lemendora's rat-sister powers be enough to liberate her friends? Will Zan & Daphne be forced to try their abilities with the one power to force a way to freedom? And will Antion, the charismatic gleeman, prove himself friend or foe to the hapless Deven Riders?

Randland has survived the Blight and returned with a brand, spankin' new episode of raucous, and at times, appropriately dark humor. Join the Hall of the Tower as we breakdown our Covid-19 survival tactics, reactions to Rafe's recent Q&A, and the future of the show's production. Stay tuned after the episode to learn exactly what kind of Trolloc Stomp may be (it's worth the anatomy lesson alone!)Assumed Reading: The Eye of the World, The Great Hunt

CONTAINS SPOILERS:Collin, Lauren, and Jamie leave novice Stomp behind in order to discuss naughty Alanna Mosvani and her arc within the bigger picture. Assumed Reading: Full Wheel of Time Series Books 1-14

The Hall of the Tower discuss Amazon's casting announcement of Alanna and her more than handsome Warders, Ihvon and Maksim. Following a deep exploration into the lustful possibilities such a sexy trio bring to mind, the Sitters dives into Channeling and VFX. What will Saidar, Saidin and weaves of the One Power look like when channeled onto the small screen? Assumed Reading: The Eye of the World, The Great Hunt

The Hall of the Tower is in jovial spirits, celebrating the holidays and bringing you a Randland special edition of Kill, Marry, F#@%.  A detailed casting discussion of Amazon's Logain, Padan Fain, Thom, and Loial announcements, leads into a special fan-casting. Oh, and most importantly there is a ranking of the best butts in Randland. 

The Pattern weaves quite a pickle for the Deven Riders, who are feeling keenly Ta'veren't in this week's campaign. Following the near escape from Machin Shin in the Ways, the Riders are deposited into the outskirts of Cairhien. In fact, they wander right into someone's feast, soliciting the unfortunate attention of the nobility. Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.

The Hall of the Tower discuss directors, intimacy coordinators, and sultry predictions for Amazon's Wheel of Time series adaptation. The Hall explores essential questions such as who will be directing the Pilot? What role will sex play in the series? Do Myrddraal have buttholes?Assumed Reading: The Eye of the World, The Great Hunt

Far from home and separated from Emylia Sedai and Elmyr, the Deven Riders grow desperate for guidance as they journey along the Caemlyn Road. Things start to look up when a peculiar Ogier offers to lead the gang to a short cut to Tar Valon. But can their new friend be trusted?

The Hall of the Tower dives into #WoTWednesday October news, breaking down all the juicy intel discernible from the Wheel of Time series table read. The Hall celebrates #TwitterOfTime in all its fanciful glory, from set rumors to looney theories and sexy twitter polls. Pausing for a moment of reflection, they also take a look back at series predictions. What epic changes may be on the table for the Amazon adaptation of the book series, and what characters may be on the chopping block? Stick around til the end to hear all about Randland's new sponsor, TrollocMan frozen dinners. Order while supplies last!Assumed Reading: Eye of the World, The Great Hunt

For the moment, Zan & Lem have escaped the Whitecloak's grasp, but they are far from safe in Baerlon. Once reunited with Emylia, Elmyr, and Daphne, the Deven Riders must spring for the hills as they continue their treacherous journey towards Tar Valon. But what enemies await them in the woods? What enemies may yet pursue them? "Run when you have to, fight when you must, rest when you can." But I fear there will be little rest enough for these unfortunate folk.