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Uh oh! Due to a mixup at the listener factory the question box is off the goddamn rails this week. And I was already comin in hot with the return of Embrace Debate! So this is a wild one folks, but luckily we've got our good friends and returning guests Dylan and Garrett Geilenfeldt to help us weather the storm. Here's what we get into:   Will yourself to "no horny" | If the US balkanized, which regional celeb would be worst | Mixing fuckin n fooding | Apparently Guy Fieri needs cunnilingus advice | How do eels reproduce??? | Making friends online when you have dyslexia and struggle with text communication | We reiterate we are not capital G Gamers! | Too terrified to make the first move   Thanks again to Garrett and Dylan for joining us again! You can find Dylan on Twitter @ItsProbablyCrab and find Garrett and the Black Box Theater @daytonblackbox   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb do it! Quick!!

Ribbit ribbit gang! We're feelin amphibious this week on account of we've got FROG OWNER (and also podcaster) Kennedy Cooper with us! And so we have some frog chat before Kennedy tells us a truly chaotic embarassing dating story and then we get to ya questions:   Getting past small aggravations that are turning you off of pretty much all potential dates | An update on getting past a sexual anxiety | Trying to get your kid into grunge but it is NOT working | Stressing about dating a woman who's a few years older | Decrees from the Themporer   Thanks again to Kennedy for joining us! You can follow them and find their stuff on Twitter @kennedytcooper   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week and access to all 75 previous eps at Patreon.com/RFTB wow what a steal!

Woooo it's an eventful week! Running into exes, llifting weights, sending butt sweat pics, being in hell. But also good vibes as our energy is on a dang rocketship on this one. Here's what we get into:   Welcome to Gamer Chat

RFTBMDC folks! We've got Tony and Alexander from Minion Death Cult back with us this week for another full-strength crossover episode and so we are very excited. We catch with the MDC boys and are blessed with an early Cat Spotting before suiting up and hitting the mf question weights, here's what we're lifting this week:   An update from the "dirty job" question asker | New platonic friendship with a long time ex but not sure whether to tell them you cheated on them 10 years ago | Getting real burnt out in the dating app zone | Navigating a large class difference in a relationship   Thanks again to Tony and Alex for joining us! If you like us you should absolutely check out MDC, heck there's even another crossover episode with us! And you can find them wherever you're listening to this wow!   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

A hootenanny, even. What's up Tote Friends we've got Luisa Díez from Why You Mad back with us both this week! We catch up with Luisa, talk about our dating lives since she was last on, and then get into questions! Here's what we've got this week:   Text response etiquette with your partner | How to find a community for "Nerd Shit" that is not chock full of assholes and chuds | Thinking you're nonbinary but a friend shut you down when you brought it up | How come it's cool to be into legs but below the ankle is VERBOTEN? | Showering regularly but still feelin like ya smell and self-conscious about it   Thanks again to Luisa for coming back on! Check out her show Why You Mad wherever podcasts are found!   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

FOLKS! 200! 200 glimmering, wonderful episodes in the bank and we've loved every second! Even the continuous blunders! And they certainly don't stop this week cause it's a dang party in her and we're extra excited cause we've got Andrew Hillary back with us! We talk show history, penis surgery, and some good news! And then questions:   Made some Discord friends but worried people in the server hate you | How we doin? Mental health chat | Partner found out you were into hentai and seem excessively put off | LDR partner taking a break from social media but that's also how you stay in touch   Thanks again to Andrew for joining us! Check out his podcast Worst Week Yet and you can follow him on Twitter @AndrewHillaryUS   And thank you for listening! Everyone's support has meant a lot to us over the past four years because we love makin this thing ❤️ And hey you can get 72 more bonus episodes and a new one each week at Patreon.com/RFTB

This week! We're recordin early and Dono is very tired. And yet... What's this? The debut of a brand new, mind-expanding segment? That's right it's EMBRACE DEBATE! Where we tackle the hard hitting issues. Or something incredibly dumb, who knows? Only one way to find out! And then it's question time:     How to take oiled-up nudes without gettin oil all over the damn place | How to find a dom partner when you're a straight male sub | Not getting second dates and worried you're doing something wrong | A trickster listener dealin with a messy partner | Miata time     Thanks for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb plus like 70 bonus episodes in the backlog now ain't that great? Hell we'll even send ya a sticker! It's the deal of the century!

Goddamn it's good to be back gang, Dono made it thru the covid bad times and is rip roarin to go this week. And we're extra stoked cause we've got author and host of Low Culture Boil podcast Rax King with us! Rax tells us about her work and a good ol embarassing dating story about a braces-involved hickey before we get to your questions! And here's what we got:     LDR partner unwilling to have a first visit with no clear point that they'll be able to | Blanket statement made by a friend invalidates your trauma in a real shitty way | Gf seems to be into giantesses but gets embarassed and won't open up about it | Have a crush on somebody but they set ya up with their friend! What do | Body-image issues getting you down | A sweet message for Rax!     Thanks again to Rax for joining us she was absolutely wonderful! You can find her on Twitter @RaxKingIsDead and her podcast Low Culture Boil wherever podcasts are sold!     And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!  

What's happenin' Tote Land?Donobless has the roni and is mad fatigued. Other than being tired and congested they're in good spirits and we wish them a speedy recovery.BUTTTTTTTTTTT THE SHOW MUST GO ON and so for that reason we perservere, and what a show to miss. Aiden Arata and Audrey go deep on some powerful questions and absolutely nail it.   How to satisfy sexual desires in a long-distance relationship? |  Should virgin question asker utilize the services of a sex-worker to get better at sex before their first sexual relationship? | How to handle infidelity and divorce? | What if you want to "fuck someone out of your system? | How do I navigate this SITUATIONSHIP??We thank Aiden for joining us once again! You can find her work in the following places.https://www.instagram.com/aidenarata/https://twitter.com/aidenarataAs always if that wasn't enough Tote Bag you can head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB and sign up at the $5/month level and get a bonus episode EVERY WEEK!Wow!

Top o' the morning listeners, I have the dumbest thing stuck in my head this week and I'm gonna tell you about it incessently. Also Audrey's back with a couple anecdotes and we're joined by Xavier from The Bellowing Pines! And then we answer questions:   Audrey gets dragged over Mad Men knowledge | Some positive feedback for Audrey's magic want recommendation! | Realizing you are mommy in a new relationship | Partner had trouble getting aroused while shithoused | Partner acting full of themself but maybe there are other red flags   Thanks again to Xavier for joining us, we love him! You should check out his band The Bellowing Pines and their new album Citrus! And also Xavier's solo project FaybeBase, great shit on both counts.   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Folks! We're very excited this week cause we've got comedian and OnlyFans creator Megan Graves with us! Megan tells us an embarassing relationship story involving cursed toilet eye contact and we discuss dating as a sex worker. Then it's mf question time and we've got some great ones this week:   Seltzer addiction commiseration | Struggling with arousal with long term mono partner and not feeling sexually fulfilled | Listen, we're dumb | Hitachi on a penis advice! | Advice for attending first kink community meetup | Struggling with the apps while friends are doing great, what gives? | Tech support for us | Advice for getting into OnlyFans | Constantly leaving social interactions worrying that people hate you   Thanks again to Megan for joining us! You can find her on Twitter @itsmegangraves   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Look, we're sorry. We didn't mean to talk about Elden Ring for 15 minutes but we did because it is our life. So hit like 15:00 if you're not a cool tarnished like us. But hey it's mf question time after that and here's what we've got this week:     Advice for coming out to your parents | Feeling imposter syndrome as a bisexual person who hasn't "proven" their identity | Breaking a soda addiction | Dating while feeling emotionally unavailable - how do ya do it ethically? | A PSA for a cool online resource | Meeting people in the continuing covid times     And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb Plus other neat bonus stuff like stickers and the RFTB Discord! Wow!

Folks! We're a lil under the weather this week but we're feelin DRY! It's a dry folks this week and so we do a segment from the Patreon bonus shows before hitting your Qs! What we got in this here box?   A follow-up to the muscular women question! | Moved in with LDR gf in her city, need to make friends but not getting her support | How to enhance a man butt? | A sweet message from Not Korla   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow! We're 2/5 of the way to a Frasier watch along bonus series so sign up, support us, and get some goofy times out of it!

Giddy up gang it's Tote Time! And this week we're joined by Leslie and Kayte from the Fangs For The Memories podcast! And so we talk Buffy, two particularly heinous date stories, and go a lil off the rails exoskeleton style. Also questions:   Breaking out of the ED anxiety cycle | Advice for a 30yo virgin | NOMME DE CUM | FMK vamp edition | Pre flight anxiety after getting hormones to transition | A very sweet message   Thanks again to Leslie and Kayte for joining us! You can find them and their podcast on Twitter @FangsPodcast, listen to the Dono episode they had a blast

Goddamn folks I had like a sleepless headache for this one and it shows! Immediately! But thru the power of teamwork we beat this thing. And we're backed up by our guest this week, from Beep Beep Lettuce and Generation Loss and many other things, Bryn Niebor! We hit Bryn with our new patented question "how's your dating life?" and hear a wild hookup story. Then we hit your questions:   Friend chemically transitioning as part of a BDSM thing and wondering what's going on | Wanting to break with a valentine's day tradition for something more romantic but not sure how to tell partner | How to end things with fwb before it gets serious | FRASIER QUERY   Thanks again to Bryn for joining us! You can find her on Twitter @kinematografi   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb!

RFTBKRL folks! We're excited to have America's Sweetheart herself Katie Rose Leon back with us to answer your Qs! It's bandana time, then we catch up with Katie, and then we answer your dang Qs here's whatwe've got:   How to get your partner into a kink they think is weird? Can you at all? | Railroad villain Dono | Developing face blindess and fearing the worst for your relationships | Is there an easy way to come out to your parents? | Getting over addiction to delivery apps and getting better at cooking | How to get a big ass like the chosen people | Partner has an anime body pillow but they hide it from you   Thanks to Katie for joining us, she is wonderful! You can find her on Twitter @katierose and hear her each week on Ballin Out Super!   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb!

Foooooooolks it's your RFTB for the week and we're excited to have friend of the show and midwife Molly Corn with us! We talk hydroceles, midwifery, and an embarassing dating story with an epilogue! And then we hit your questions and some pregnancy related reddit questions here's what we got:   Follow up on the sex poop ghosting | How to make an LDR work | Bad feels and insecurities around an ex bubbling back up 10 years later | Wife has lost sex drive while pregnant | Can gf get prefnat?   Thanks again to Molly for joining us! You can find her on Twitter @kornymidwife   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb!

Good morning, Sunday morning! Actually it's Thursday but we can pretend. Ho ho! Hilarious jokes aside we're excited this week to have @doinkpatrol joining us! We talk to Doink about their show and a good ol' dating story before getting into your questions, here's what we've got:   Dumb ally bathroom signs | Contrapoints call out | Partner wants you to get swole and dom them but you're just not into it | Husband cutting ties with his family over a fight that was his fault - can you do anything? | GF ghosted after you had to poop mid sex? We think? | Extremely sweet message for Dono   Thanks again to Doink for joining us! You can find them on Twitter @doinkpatrol and hear them on The Sunday Morning Podcast!   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

Folks! We continue on this runaway minecart we call 2022 and this week we've got Anders Lee here joining us again! We catch up with Anders, talk fizzy beverages, and then hit a whole pile of your questions.   Thanks again to Anders for joining us! You can find him on Twitter @andersleehere and hear him on Pod Damn America and Redacted Tonight on RT.   And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as other neat bonus stuff! Wow!

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