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Happy Mother’s Day morning from RFTB where we’re joined by Milo Edwards who has just come in from a date! We talk to Milo about his podcasts, Trashfuture and Masters of Our Domain, and he tells us about a bizarre date in Mother Russia. (get it like mothers day) Then Milo helps us take on some questions which this week include… Dumpers and funniest overheard convos | Getting back into dating after a breakup and a facial injury | MILF talk from Corner Spati Thanks again to Milo for joining us! You can find him on Twitter @Milo_Edwards and hear him on his shows Trashfuture and Masters of Our Domain. And thank you for tuning in! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week, often with the guest from the main ep? Join our patreon at Patreon.com/rftb

Blackmail tales, this week on RFTB! Cause somebody tried to blackmail Jake and it turns out something similar happened to Arthur so we’re talkin bout it! Plus some good date stories and of course, questions. And this week the box is full! Here’s what we get into: Chronic fatigue syndrome straining a marriage | Bf won’t stop yellin a KRL line from Ballin Out Super how to make it stop! | A cum conundrum - how to introduce cum play cause you figured out you’re into it | Being very up front asking out men leading to less success than expected | Experimenting with anilingus leads to too much focus on anilingus | Finding a cock only cock ring that fits | Chet Hanks lives | Dono gets cursed with a sitcom ouiji board You can follow Jake on Twitter @feraljokes and check out his podcasts Pod Damn America and Why You Mad! Thanks for tuning in folks! You can support the show and get a bonus episode every week by supporting us on Patreon - this week feat. more Jake Flores! If you’re interested you can find us at Patreon.com/rftb

Howdy gang it’s RFTB where this week we have just come off guesting on Ballin Out Super and having our minds melted by the inscrutable abomination that is Tenchi Muyo. This is the second recording round out of three in one day and we are goin ham. Here’s what we get into: What to do as the missionary bottom | “Worshipping de sack” | Takin flack for the old DDLG episode, we respond | What’s dating like from the outside? | Is there a t rex dance in Frasier? We have Frasier expert Arthur here to help | Is it pathetic to get a body pillow? hell nah | Wanting to be dominated but not degraded Thanks for tuning in folks! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week, often with the guest from the main ep? If you’re interested you can find us at Patreon.com/rftb Alright I’m goin to bed

Folks! We are very excited this week to have Tony Boswell from Minion Death Cult on the show with us! Tony explains the meaning of MDC, tells us about running into friends on an extremely affectionate first date, and a date with a possible girl-horse hybrid. We also discuss shitty Derek getting some consequences by some miracle and how that still doesn’t address the core problem. Then we get into an extremely full question box - we ran out of time for a couple but they will be priority next week - here’s what we’ve got: Somebody bein nice to us :) | Reconciling with your estranged father makes you worry about friends in similar situations you bonded with | Embracing the dad bod and backing yourself | Partner’s illness putting extreme strain on a relationship but you don’t want to be selfish | Finance bro friend calls himself a socialist while owning two rental properties | Finding out your partner has an exercise/fitness kink while you’re not super in shape | Another nice question asker wondering how to support the person they’re dating who’s going through some stressful times | Bonin down to your own music | How to shave a butt Lol get rekt derek. You can find Tony on Twitter @wordisbond and his show @miniondeath cult. Buy some of his good bread and get some good pod on the side! And if you’d like to support us and get a bonus episode every week you can find us at Patreon.com/rftb

Holy shit 150 main feed episodes! And what better way to celebrate the big 1-5-0 by forgetting to mention it until you write the description 😍Welcome folks it’s Radio Free Tote Bag where this week it’s just the dry boys and a newfound edition to our airhorn arsenal that we are very excited about. Here’s what we get into: BF dresses like a teenager, can you fix this? | Video game character choices lead to shitty gender questions | Don’t put Topher in the punishment box jesus! | Dating for eight weeks and new partner seems ready to commit - time to delete dating apps? | Humor during sex, what’s up with that? Thanks for tuning in! If you want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week, often with the guest from the main ep, you can find us at Patreon.com/rftb And here’s the tote bags I mentioned, just a zazzle thing with our logo but workin on making some more merch! Tote Bag Link Here!

It’s Radio Free Tote Bag and Vic Berger is our guest this week and we are stokeddd! We discuss Vic’s surreal video edits, Steve Harvey, Bakker Buckets, an unfortunate dating experience at the zoo, and moustache-touching - all while his door is under siege by a small ninja. Then we head to the question box where we have quite a lot of listener questions this week! And here’s what we get into: How to make the 200th at home covid date a little less tired | Shock videos - a date convo starter? (no do not) |Seeing the best intentions in your partner when they do something casually that hurts you - or whether you even should | How to strike a balance between work and home life when working at home | A game is using Vic’s face as an avatar appartently | Berger Bakker Bucket Review? | A returning reddit question asker rigs up a homemade glory hole to act out a fantasy | A boyfriend reveals his weird misogynist reasons for getting into a relationship with you Thanks again to Vic for taking the time to come on, we had a great time! If you’d like to check out his work you can find him on Twitter @VicBergerIV or at his website victorberger.com And thank you for tuning in! If you’d like to support the show and get a bonus episode every week you can find us at Patreon.com/RFTB

GRABBER SMUSH! You got it? Hope not, cause it’s pretty gnarly. Hi listeners it’s me, the RFTB episode description and I’m very excited to tell you that we have a full question box this week which makes listing the topics easier. Also we love to hear from you. We had to go long to get to everything this week, and here’s what we got: Wanting to get dommed by your partner by not sure how to ask | Your friend cheating on your other friend with another friend - how do you address this? Do you address this? #malessoulforever | Is it rude to not want to want to eat your own cum? Is there a double standard? | Dating and getting into a relationship while dealing with mental illness | JOI ASMR LMAO | You know how Steely Dan got their name RIP amirite? | Boyfriend with a work crush follow up! It’s not ideal | Are my standards too high? Thanks for tuning in as always! If you’d like to support the show and get a bonus episode every week head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB Hope you’re doin alright out there

Yee haw I am become covid gtfo my way amirite hey there! Welcome to this week’s Radio Free Tote Bag where Daddy is indeed home. Yes our good friend Dylan is back to help us answer some questions and to help me roast Arthur’s cockney impression. FIRST CLIT WANK INNIT | A listener wants to establish a homestead with ol Arth | Why are bisexuals discriminated against? | Why has the definition of vanilla sex changed? (Or has it lol?) | Shaking ass in cowgirl leads to big orgasmz | What’s up with mouthfingers? Thanks for tuning in folks! If you want more RFTB you can get a bonus episode each week, often with the guest from the main ep! If you’re interested you can find us at Patreon.com/rftb

You’re gonna hear a lot of the coconut gun I’m just gonna warn you up front. Arthur is truly drunk with power. Hey! Welcome! It’s Radio Free Tote Bag and this week we’re back with Aidenarata to discuss online flirting, Mario Kart, tunnels, the Victorian language of flowers, and over an ep’s worth of listener questions! (We had to continue the question box on the patreon this time but we did get to all of them) Anyway here’s the questions How to make a move on your crush during the pandemic | Loving your partner more than they love you | Feeling like a new partner might be less interested now that you’ve had sex for the first time | Is sliding into DMs always completely cringe? | Insecurity about attractiveness compared to partner | Getting hit hard by a ghosting in a situation that felt like it was going somewhere! Thanks again to Aiden for joining us again, we always love chatting with her! You can find her at aidenarata.com on Insta @aidenarata or on Twitter @aidenarata Aiden was also nice enough to stick around for this week’s bonus episode! You can support the show and get a bonus show each week at Patreon.com/rftb

Anime! DBZ! Things Donovan doesn’t know much about cause he was a Cool Bird Kid not a friggin weeeeeb. But fear not, our guest this week is Katie Rose Leon from Ballin Out Super! We talk about anime, Katie’s own shows, and hear her story of a “date” to Target. Then we do the super saiyan link fingers thing to tackle this full ass question box! Partner threatening your relationship if you get the hairstyle you want | Keeping in touch with your friend by playing COD but you are sick of COD | Green onions and salt as a snack 🤮| Husband acting strange about your close friendship with a trans woman | Getting dumped for having an anime figurine display case | Favorite penises of all TIME | Husband threatening stagemates for being in scenes with you involving kissing Thanks again to Katie for coming on the show! You can find her on Twitter @katierose, on Insta @ohhellokatierose, and check out her shows like Ballin’ Out Super and Two Minutes To Late Night And hey if you’d like more RFTB, you can support us and get weekly bonus episodes at Patreon.com/RFTB including this week’s bonus show with KRL!

This week on RFTB: It’s Liam Anderson from Well There’s Your Probem Podcast! We talk to Liam about his experience with dating and relationships, a brush with a hero while in his underwear, his show, and RoboArthur. Then into the question zone - lotta question box on this one, thanks for your Qs! Here’s what we get into Insecurity about a new partner who had a recent FWB (but why?) | Liam’s girlfriend is very sweet | Post-breakup healing movies | A sudden influx of handjobs | Small town vs. city dating | A bath with beef wellington | Arthur gets noted | Relationship structural engineering Thanks again to Liam for coming on the show, it was a blast talking to him! You check out Well There’s Your Problem on Twitter @wtyppod and Liam @oldmanders0n or whever ya get podcasts! As always, thank you for tuning in. If you’d like to support the show and get weekly bonus episodes you can find us at Patreon.com/RFTB

Hey folks it’s me, Dono! I want this description to have Star Trek references and such but I’ve literally never seen it so I got nothin. I had to ask Arthur for the title! So pretend that this is full of great A+ references. Because we have Will aka The Star Trek Communist with us this week to discuss Marxism in Star Trek and help us answer your questions and we’re very excited :) RFTB Fuck A Fan Challenge? | Hanging out with an ex a year after breakup - good or nah? | Make Tuesdays sexy again! | A fetish for fat guys. Shameful? | Ashwaganda talk You can follow Will on Twitter @BoomerNiner Want bonus episodes every week, extended convos with guests, and cool kid cred? Support us at Patreon.com/RFTB! | Make tuesdays sexy again! | Thanks for tuning in as always!

Third week in Frostland ballin out in my one bedroom lfg! Hi there folks and welcome to this week’s RFTB where Dono says “two ships in the night” a whole bunch again. We also answer a boatload of questions and have some announcements at the end so stay tuned! BF walked into your zoom call naked and everybody saw his wiener | Arthur gets roasted by a listener lmao | Dating troubles and trouble dating | Husband went out and bought a house without consulting you as a “surprise” | Ex dumped you after saying he was gay but is now dating a gal. What gives? | First handy blues | Bulk condoms bustin - bigger benis berhaps? | GF keeps talking about and making sexual remarks about your best friend (that’s not good) Thanks for tuning in folks, we hope you’re doing alright especially if you’ve been or are still without power. If you’d like to support the show and access two bonus eps a month (soon to be four!) you can subscribe to us at patreon.com/rftb

My first winter in Chicago has the coldest February of all time and golly gee we’re feelin the cabin fever! But I’m staying warm thru this show, dear listener, every listen is one more degree so thank you very much. Anyways dry boys time, here’s what we’ve got this week: Dick crackin - just like knuckles apparently | A guest recommendation! | What that ass do? | How to improve penis taste | KMF for the Jersey Shore | Partner seems like he’s gonna propose and you’re not ready to say yes | Learning to set boundaries after growing up being discouraged from having them | Getting over a partner’s sexual past | How to be cute/flirty as a fella Thanks for tuning in folks! Join the RFTB Discord here! And if you’d like to get bonus episodes and support the show you can find us at patreon.com/rftb

Heyoooo it’s fucking 5 degrees in Chicago while I’m writing this and we got a little delayed but we’re very excited to have Aaron Thorpe of the Trillbillies and A Time of Monsters podcast! We talk depression, Aaron’s projects, the bleak state of the country vs humans’ innate cooperation, and communism. And we answer relationship questions, of course. Getting burned by keeping in touch with an ex | How do bra sizes work? Us three cis dudes (experts) answer! 😩| Is it rude to be sexually bi but romantically straight? | Revealing a fetish to partner gets a disappointing response Thank you again to Aaron for coming on the show! You can follow Aaron on Twitter @posadist_trapgd where you’ll find links to his shows, Trillbillies and AToM Pod. And thank you listener as always for tuning in! If you’d like to support the show and get access to bonus episodes you can follow us at patreon.com/RFTB

Hey uh apparently milk comes out of the areolas, can anyone confirm? Oh hi! Sorry, I didn’t see you there! Why it’s me, Donovan from Radio Free Tote Bag! And I’m here with a new episode this week featuring our friends Mark and Martha and we talk about how they met, nipple sucking ettiquette, and pouring grape soda on nipples? That’s a kink? As an aside, Mark and I have a new podcast tentatively coming next month - The Shore! A Jersey Shore watch along. We’ll be putting out all of season one at once so you can watch along. We’ll post the first ep on this feed so keep an eye out. Follow Mark on Twitter @adkinsmkultra and Marth @itmarpy Thanks as always for tuning in folks! If you’d like to support the show, get access to bonus episodes, and get Arthur one step closer to the balldo you can find us on Patreon at patreon.com/rftb

We decided to stream for the first time while we were both exhaused. Idk why, prolly not the ideal time, but hey it turned out alright! Join our Discord here! Thanks as always for tuning in! If you’d like to support the show and get two bonus shows a month join our Patreon at patreon.com/rftb

Yeeeeehaw we’re on a better platform for recording! The downside to this is that Donovan got his greasy little mitts on a soundboard function. That being said, he shows considerable restraint (he writes). Anyways it’s just the duo on this one, classic epic style, and here’s what we’ve got for ya; Boyfriend owns more thongs than you (and you’re weirded out for some reason?) | Partner has discovered her dominant side and now doesn’t want to do anything else. How to deal? | Some theoretical questions on being in a traditional relationship as a leftist | Feminist hardcore porn recommendations? | First sex toy recommendations | Your mom is texting literally all of your friends and it’s real weird | Where do ya put the lube? Thanks for tuning in as always! If you’d like to support us and get two bonus episodes a month become a patron at patreon.com/rftb

Jesus christ how bout that chud invasion? This is dropping the next day and I know folks are rattled. But jesus christ we were dying recording this and I hope it brings you some levity. Because JFOD is here! Comedian and host of Take Your Pills, Psychopath podcast is here with us to discuss his show, all of our own experiences with mental illness, and of course your relationship and datting questions. Here’s what we got: Diagnoses roundtable with a big ass lineup of diagnoses | INJACULATION | How to keep things spicy when you live far apart? How to initiate sexting, etc? | Parents keep giving you condoms even though you’ve made it clear you don’t want them repeatedly | Masturbaters vs. Decentbaters vs INJACULATORS Thanks to JFOD for coming on the show! Follow John on Twitter @TheRealJFOD and check out Take Your Pills Psychopath wherever podcasts are found! If you’d like to support our show and get some bonus episodes, follow us on Patreon at patreon.com/rftb! $3 a month, two bonus episodes, it’s a three for two folks, what a deal!

The friggin superhero glove is complete folks! Anders Lee from Pod Damn America and Redacted Tonight is here with us to discuss (how bad) doing stand up in front of a date, the origins of “Anders Lee here”, and absolutely whiffing making a move. Then Anders helps us answer questions SUCH AS… How to get your partner to embrace your bucket hat | A listener has a similar situation to someone from last ep - is a strap-on ever a good gift? | A listener suggest we all trade compliments and it’s really a nice time | Is there a quiet way to spank? | Oh god my cat saw me boning | Feeling sex aggression with a partner for the first time Follow Anders Lee on Twitter @andersleehere and listen to Pod Damn America wherever podcasts are found. Thanks for tuning in folks! If you’d like to access bonus episodes and support the show you can follow us at patreon.com/rftb