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Holy shit it is good to be back in the BOOTH! Arthur is doing much better, Dono escaped Florida, and we're very excited to have comedian Kath Barbadoro with us! We discuss Florida Panhandle Tinder, Kath's podcast What A Time To Be Alive, and of course an embarassing dating story. Then, questions!    Eating 50 eggs - easy? Overly easy?? lmfao | The merits of The Superswipe | A listener crushes Dono's heart | Ditching a widely respected mustache for a beard - should you? No. | Dating someone is going well until it comes out they're "not political" when they complain about your left views | A neighbor conundrum involving birds | Staring down the barrel of buying a sybian   Thanks again to Kath for joining us! You can find her on Twitter @kathbarbadoro and check out her podcasts What A Time To Be Alive and Lie Cheat & Steal.   And thank you for tuning in! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week, often with the guest from the main ep? Find us at Patreon.com/rftb!

What's poppin' Totebaggers? It's RFTB once again with special guest Jesse Farrar of the Go Off Kings Twitch stream as well as the podcast, Your Kickstarter Sucks! Marvel as we discuss the cuteness of dimples, the utility of a driving job and the healing power of resting your hand on the pommel. You can find Jesse's handiwork at https://www.twitch.tv/gooffkings and YKS is available wherever podcasts are sold. Thanks for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at patreon.com/rftb

Yay pod time! Returning to the show is one of our favorite guests, Liam Anderson from Where There's Your Problem and Lions Led By Donkeys! Liam brings us a whole new embarassing relationship story and helps us answer a whole boatload of your questions. Here's what we get into: You can repeal only one law! Which? | Are drugs cool? Embrace debate | Wanting to get over a fetish so cringey you don't want to say what it is | About to move in with your sword-collecting partner and there's too many damn swords for the new space | Partner's friend shitting on you behind your back | Struggling moving to a new place for your partner | Don't get back together with your ex ya broke up with seven times Thanks again to Liam for coming back on the show, we love havin him! You can follow Liam on Twitter [@oldmanders0n](https://twitter.com/oldmanders0n) and hear him wherever you find podcasts! As always, thank you for tuning in! If you'd like to support the show and get weekly bonus episodes you can find us at Patreon.com/RFTB

RIP Johnny Mac, bless up, and welcome to this week's RFTB where we're tackling the recent news with this week's guest Jeff Barrois from Good Morning Comrade! We discuss our theories behind McAfee's untimely demise, Arthur's high-powered business fuckups, Jeff's streaming show, and of course an embarrassing relationship story. With a happy ending this time! Then we hit the ol Q Box where... Worried about recent ex's mental health but now she's into moon terf shit | More McAfee | Recently out as nonbinary but partner isn't really respecting this | How to bring up marriage in a relationship | Navigating the ol' apps | Physical traits: what are our favs? | GUEST CAT SPOTTED IT'S THE MF CAT CORNER Thanks again to Jeff for joining us this week! You can find him on Twitter @EminentProf and see him on Good Morning Comrade here! And thank you for tuning in! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week, often with the guest from the main ep? Find us at Patreon.com/rftb!

Howdy folks, this week we’re stoked to have Brett Payne from Street Fight Radio back on the show! We talk about Brett’s last appearance and where he’s at now after his divorce, as well as his experience getting back into dating after such a long time. Then we hit the question box where we’ve got… How to get yourself to enjoy anal when that’s what your partner likes but it’s just meh to you | How to deal with family members’ shitty politics around your kids | Best heartbreak songs go | Turnin a penis into a ring | Getting the confidence to work out when you’re self-conscious and worried about people judging you | What the hell is Fredo Chat cause whatever it is it’s ruining this bf! Thanks again to Brett for joining us! You can find him on Twitter @BrettPain and hear him on Street Fight Radio! Extremely good show, cannot recommend it enough. And thank you for tuning in! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week, often with the guest from the main ep? Find us at Patreon.com/rftb !

FOLKS delayed ep due to breakup, we talk about that and take a bunch of listener questions! It is now Saturday at 730pm and I am grillin n chillin so this is the description for now

Folkkkkskssssss comin to you late this week but we are stoked to have Ciarán Dold with us from the Corner Späti podcast! But what is a corner späti you ask? We learn about this and other magical things like low rent and we have decided to move. Also gunkata. And of course questions from y'all, here's what we've got this week: Someone has good taste in Donovans | Oh god how are we talking about Frasier again but it's fuck, marry, kill | Dating while dealing with depression and anxiety | How to support a friend as they're coming out | Becoming the hot communist friend | Welcome to Circ Talk Thanks again to Ciarán for joining us! Follow him on Twitter @CiaranDold and listen to Corner Späti at operationglad.io it is a very good time And thank you for tuning in! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week, often with the guest from the main ep? Find us at Patreon.com/rftb!

Howdy folks, Donovan here and this is a bonus show I did interviewing one of my favorite youtube creators, E.D.G.E.! I'm planning on putting these out periodically where I chat with folks about topics outside our usual dating advice. You've prolly heard me mention paleontology youtube on the show and I'm stoked to get a chance to talk about that topic and community! E.D.G.E. and I talk about his work exploring natural history and cryptozoology, my own history with the subjects, the mf Mothman, and the variety of truly wild extinct animals that most folks don't ever hear about! Thanks again to E.D.G.E. for coming on! I highly recommend you check out his channel on youtube [here](https://www.youtube.com/c/TheExpeditionersDiscoveryGuild) and follow him on Twitter @EDGEinthewild

Howdy gang it's RFTB where this week we have Minion Death Cult's Alexander Edward with us! We love MDC and we've been stoked for this one. Alex tells us about some bad dating tales, we pull the ol' inquisition on Arthur, and we head to a full question box where we find... A Frasier vs Austin Powers venn diagram | Humble boys and overcoming constant performance anxiety | That particular kind of numb depression we know and love leads to a post-sex panic attack | A seriously rough follow-up from a question asker from last week (who we sincerely wish the best with this) | More moaning needed from men in porn, does it even exist? | What's the best butt rock to get in the ~mood~ with? Thanks again to Alex for coming on, extremely good dude and we loved chatting with him. You can find him on Twitter [@flieldy](https://twitter.com/flieldy) and listen to him and Tony on MInion Death Cult And thank you for tuning in! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week, often with the guest from the main ep? Find us at Patreon.com/rftb!

Hey here at the top if you sent in a question a month ago that we missed we get to it here! Ok hey again it's dry folks this week and we are laser focused because we have a shitload of questions. Just a whole blimp full. If it could still fly like the size of the inflatable part, You get the idea. The entire episode is question box. If we didn't get to yours from the past couple weeks we get to it here! And thank you again for sending em in. And thanks for tuning in folks! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week, often with the guest from the main ep? If you're interested you can find us at Patreon.com/rftb

We are extremely stoked this week because comedy anthropologist and host of Why You Mad Luisa Díez is with us! Luisa tells us about her experience studying anthropology and looking through that lens in her work in comedy. And of course, a good ol' sex talk flub. We also get a special cat appearance from Loosie

Happy Mother's Day morning from RFTB where we're joined by Milo Edwards who has just come in from a date! We talk to Milo about his podcasts, Trashfuture and Masters of Our Domain, and he tells us about a bizarre date in Mother Russia. (get it like mothers day) Then Milo helps us take on some questions which this week include... Dumpers and funniest overheard convos | Getting back into dating after a breakup and a facial injury | MILF talk from Corner Spati Thanks again to Milo for joining us! You can find him on Twitter @Milo_Edwards and hear him on his shows Trashfuture and Masters of Our Domain. And thank you for tuning in! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week, often with the guest from the main ep? Join our patreon at Patreon.com/rftb

Blackmail tales, this week on RFTB! Cause somebody tried to blackmail Jake and it turns out something similar happened to Arthur so we're talkin bout it! Plus some good date stories and of course, questions. And this week the box is full! Here's what we get into: Chronic fatigue syndrome straining a marriage | Bf won't stop yellin a KRL line from Ballin Out Super how to make it stop! | A cum conundrum - how to introduce cum play cause you figured out you're into it | Being very up front asking out men leading to less success than expected | Experimenting with anilingus leads to too much focus on anilingus | Finding a cock only cock ring that fits | Chet Hanks lives | Dono gets cursed with a sitcom ouiji board You can follow Jake on Twitter @feraljokes and check out his podcasts Pod Damn America and Why You Mad! Thanks for tuning in folks! You can support the show and get a bonus episode every week by supporting us on Patreon - this week feat. more Jake Flores! If you're interested you can find us at Patreon.com/rftb

Howdy gang it's RFTB where this week we have just come off guesting on Ballin Out Super and having our minds melted by the inscrutable abomination that is Tenchi Muyo. This is the second recording round out of three in one day and we are goin ham. Here's what we get into: What to do as the missionary bottom | "Worshipping de sack" | Takin flack for the old DDLG episode, we respond | What's dating like from the outside? | Is there a t rex dance in Frasier? We have Frasier expert Arthur here to help | Is it pathetic to get a body pillow? hell nah | Wanting to be dominated but not degraded Thanks for tuning in folks! Want to support the show and get a bonus episode each week, often with the guest from the main ep? If you're interested you can find us at Patreon.com/rftb Alright I'm goin to bed

Folks! We are very excited this week to have Tony Boswell from Minion Death Cult on the show with us! Tony explains the meaning of MDC, tells us about running into friends on an extremely affectionate first date, and a date with a possible girl-horse hybrid. We also discuss shitty Derek getting some consequences by some miracle and how that still doesn't address the core problem. Then we get into an extremely full question box - we ran out of time for a couple but they will be priority next week - here's what we've got: Somebody bein nice to us :) | Reconciling with your estranged father makes you worry about friends in similar situations you bonded with | Embracing the dad bod and backing yourself | Partner's illness putting extreme strain on a relationship but you don't want to be selfish | Finance bro friend calls himself a socialist while owning two rental properties | Finding out your partner has an exercise/fitness kink while you're not super in shape | Another nice question asker wondering how to support the person they're dating who's going through some stressful times | Bonin down to your own music | How to shave a butt Lol get rekt derek. You can find Tony on Twitter @wordisbond and his show @miniondeath cult. Buy some of his good bread and get some good pod on the side! And if you'd like to support us and get a bonus episode every week you can find us at Patreon.com/rftb

Holy shit 150 main feed episodes! And what better way to celebrate the big 1-5-0 by forgetting to mention it until you write the description

It's Radio Free Tote Bag and Vic Berger is our guest this week and we are stokeddd! We discuss Vic's surreal video edits, Steve Harvey, Bakker Buckets, an unfortunate dating experience at the zoo, and moustache-touching - all while his door is under siege by a small ninja. Then we head to the question box where we have quite a lot of listener questions this week! And here's what we get into: How to make the 200th at home covid date a little less tired | Shock videos - a date convo starter? (no do not) |Seeing the best intentions in your partner when they do something casually that hurts you - or whether you even should | How to strike a balance between work and home life when working at home | A game is using Vic's face as an avatar appartently | Berger Bakker Bucket Review? | A returning reddit question asker rigs up a homemade glory hole to act out a fantasy | A boyfriend reveals his weird misogynist reasons for getting into a relationship with you Thanks again to Vic for taking the time to come on, we had a great time! If you'd like to check out his work you can find him on Twitter @VicBergerIV or at his website victorberger.com And thank you for tuning in! If you'd like to support the show and get a bonus episode every week you can find us at Patreon.com/RFTB

GRABBER SMUSH! You got it? Hope not, cause it's pretty gnarly. Hi listeners it's me, the RFTB episode description and I'm very excited to tell you that we have a full question box this week which makes listing the topics easier. Also we love to hear from you. We had to go long to get to everything this week, and here's what we got: Wanting to get dommed by your partner by not sure how to ask | Your friend cheating on your other friend with another friend - how do you address this? Do you address this? #malessoulforever | Is it rude to not want to want to eat your own cum? Is there a double standard? | Dating and getting into a relationship while dealing with mental illness | JOI ASMR LMAO | You know how Steely Dan got their name RIP amirite? | Boyfriend with a work crush follow up! It's not ideal | Are my standards too high? Thanks for tuning in as always! If you'd like to support the show and get a bonus episode every week head on over to Patreon.com/RFTB Hope you're doin alright out there

Yee haw I am become covid gtfo my way amirite hey there! Welcome to this week's Radio Free Tote Bag where Daddy is indeed home. Yes our good friend Dylan is back to help us answer some questions and to help me roast Arthur's cockney impression. FIRST CLIT WANK INNIT | A listener wants to establish a homestead with ol Arth | Why are bisexuals discriminated against? | Why has the definition of vanilla sex changed? (Or has it lol?) | Shaking ass in cowgirl leads to big orgasmz | What's up with mouthfingers? Thanks for tuning in folks! If you want more RFTB you can get a bonus episode each week, often with the guest from the main ep! If you're interested you can find us at Patreon.com/rftb

You're gonna hear a lot of the coconut gun I'm just gonna warn you up front. Arthur is truly drunk with power. Hey! Welcome! It's Radio Free Tote Bag and this week we're back with Aidenarata to discuss online flirting, Mario Kart, tunnels, the Victorian language of flowers, and over an ep's worth of listener questions! (We had to continue the question box on the patreon this time but we did get to all of them) Anyway here's the questions How to make a move on your crush during the pandemic | Loving your partner more than they love you | Feeling like a new partner might be less interested now that you've had sex for the first time | Is sliding into DMs always completely cringe? | Insecurity about attractiveness compared to partner | Getting hit hard by a ghosting in a situation that felt like it was going somewhere! Thanks again to Aiden for joining us again, we always love chatting with her! You can find her at aidenarata.com on Insta [@aidenarata](https://www.instagram.com/aidenarata/) or on Twitter [@aidenarata](https://twitter.com/aidenarata) Aiden was also nice enough to stick around for this week's bonus episode! You can support the show and get a bonus show each week at Patreon.com/rftb