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Quit Your Bitchin'
37 minutes | May 5, 2020
Scientology Never Looked So Good
This week we take on Tom Hanks' typewriter, the zombie apocalypse, killer action movies, Scientology, and Kanye's gift to evolutionary advancement. Rate and subscribe so I can afford what ever youth serum the church of Scientology is giving Tom Cruise and send us your hate mail.
63 minutes | Apr 21, 2020
Stallion Juice and Virtual 4/20
In this episode we discuss the most expensive liquid on the market, the wonder of bidets, Nickelback's tour getting cancelled, Willie Nelson's virtual 4/20 and bison. Rate and subscribe so I can justify using the $40 my grandma gave me today to start a petition to be knighted and send me your hate mail.
49 minutes | Apr 17, 2020
Man Wrestles Nature
Today we discuss quarantine turning everyone into wannabe Instagram fitness influencers, animal wrestling, Florida bringing back the WWE and the Mafia offering aid to the citizens of Italy... for a price.Rate and subscribe so I don't feel so bad for blowing my stimulus check on alligator skin boots and send me your hate mail.
52 minutes | Apr 13, 2020
Ridiculous Superheroes and the Return of Butlers
Today Nick and I address a soccer player who was recently busted for having a sex party, a UFC fighter who could barely fend off a home intruder, Marvel's most ridiculous superheroes to date and the need for the noble Butler profession to return. Rate and subscribe so I can afford my own butler to show off at the next family reunion so Aunt Carol will stop bitching that I never went to college and send me your hate mail.
59 minutes | Apr 9, 2020
Prison Reform and the Love of Dolphins
In this episode Nick and I take on prison reform, our favorite movies for quarantine and dolphins returning to the Venice canals in Italy. Rate and subscribe so I can get famous enough to pitch my reality TV dating shows to MTV and send me your hate mail.
49 minutes | Apr 7, 2020
Oceanography with Ian: Whats The Deal With Sea Cows?
On this episode of Quit Your Bitchin' I talk about surviving Coronavirus with a prison routine, Kim Kardashian finally learning how to do her own laundry, The Tiger King and Manatees.Rate and subscribe so I can finally tell my girlfriend's dad that I have a job and send me your hate mail.
43 minutes | Apr 4, 2020
Bar Etiquette and Bathrooms
Ian and Nick offer nuggets of wisdom on how to properly behave in a bar and when it is appropriate to use the toilet.
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