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Questionable Decisions Podcast
60 minutes | Sep 1, 2016
QDP36 | The Religion Episode
For more Sophisticated Degeneracy, visit us at questionabledecsions.com Welcome to the religion episode! If it wasn't already clear (and if it really exists), we're definitely going to hell after this one. At least one of us is *coughmattcough*. Can you believe in ghosts but not religion? Are ghosts actually angels? Mindblownt Internet destroyed religion. Internet IS religion. Will we need religion in the future? Can a religion be better or worse than another? Is there a best or worst religion in general (damnit Matt)? How many days before the people bought Joseph Smith's Mormon story. Were people really that gullible? Max tells a story about his Nana throwing holy water on him because he's a degenerate and she's a ninja. Churches should ban tambourines. What do you consider God? Heaven? Hell? Is it okay for a religion to be pay to play. Finally we ponder what's worse a bad handjob, a lazy blowjob or a teethe blowjob. Thanks for listening and don't forget to subscribe!
69 minutes | Aug 8, 2016
QDP35 | The Rio Olympics Episode
We talk the Rio Olympics. Zika. The Dangerous Waters. The Muggings. The shadiness that is the IOC.
68 minutes | Jul 28, 2016
QDP34 | The 2nd Race Episode
We talk race again and what an offensive hour it was! SLAVE FEET/HOUSE NIGGA: Conceptual album due early 2017. OJ was LIT. We wonder if it's ok for Black America to cheer a guy who murdered two people. Zach tells Max Japs is a derogatory term. Max makes an argument on why it should be used. Max's spirit animal is a white girl at brunch. Does anyone really think we going to get rid of the Mexicans. Walls don't stop them silly. #BrownLivesMatter No one wants to kidnap us because we're terrible. NEW HOLOCAUST FILM The police are confusing us because we think we need them but we're scared of them? Welp Max calls his mother a cunt again.
71 minutes | Jul 12, 2016
QDP33 | The Jobs Episode
We talk jobs. Well, we mostly just curse jobs. How bad Zach is at getting them and Max is at keeping them. Max comes to the devastating realization that his dream job sounds a lot like being a house slave.
88 minutes | Jun 9, 2016
QDP32 | The Music Episode
We rap about the music man. Are festivals just for drugs and should you poop at one? Best/Worst Music Moments including when max broke his face (2 times). Imaginary Rider Lists. Are Musicians obligated to be activists? R. KELLY - JA RULE - RINGO STARR - DMX - TAYLOR SWIFT
59 minutes | May 27, 2016
QDP31 | The Money Episode
You just won the lotto, what's next? How would you change? Could you find true love? Does money buy happiness?
75 minutes | May 1, 2016
QDP30 | The Game of Thrones Episode
Questionable Decisions are Coming! Wait... The GoT episode! Favorite Houses. Worst characters. Future plots. Eunuchs. Jaden Smith. For the podcast is dark, and full of terrors.
80 minutes | Apr 1, 2016
QDP29 | The Superheroes Episode
Let's nerd out. Favorite hero/villain. Best + Worst superpowers. What would you sacrifice for powers. We discuss if comics are for peasants or not.
61 minutes | Apr 1, 2016
QDP28 | The Supernatural Episode
We get spooky in this episode. How to survive the Apocalypse! MOTHERFUCKING Dragons! Ghosts...well mostly Ghost Sex!
82 minutes | Feb 3, 2016
QDP27 | The Relationships Episode
EPISODE DESCRIPTION: Max brings back a couple of delightful stories from a wedding he recently attended. We reveal the only practical reasons to get married. What is your "No" when it comes to having a relationship with someone- Glass eye? Functioning limbs? Petty reasons you stop being attracted to someone. PEG LEGS + PROMISE RINGS + PROPER FLESHLIGHT CLEANING PRACTICES
67 minutes | Jan 26, 2016
QDP26 | The Racism Episode
The topic is racism. We discuss all the things including: A couple ideas for the Mexican wall. What would we want for reparations? Circumcisions. Manifestos. Can dogs be racist? The most racist thing we've ever done. The first thing we would do if Zach turned black and Max turned white. Freaky Friday style. American History X. And Max explains the holocaust. Bonus Segment: We discuss potential plots for the upcoming movie Baby Driver starring Jamie Foxx and Kevin Spacey. Coming Soon.
42 minutes | Jan 15, 2016
QDP25 | Jumpman, Star Wars + Fucking Apple Pies
It's a Merry maXmas Spectacular. So what if it's the middle of January. You know black people late for everything. I'm sure both black Max's are alcoholics though.
55 minutes | Dec 31, 2015
QDP24 | 2015 Recap
We determine the best and worst of 2015. Hoverboards. Robot Sex. Rachel Dolezal. Racism. Slave Feet. Donald Trump. The Confederate Flag. Spiders! GOATS! Thanks for listening and we promise next year will bring you even more nonsense.
60 minutes | Dec 14, 2015
QDP23 | Beastiality & Areolas
Aereolas, The Titanic & Beastiality. Also a fun story that goes, "A meth-head, heroine addict & a guy with face tattoos walk into a bar..."
29 minutes | Dec 7, 2015
Questionable Decisions With Friends 01 | 2 Blacks Named Max
The very first episode of QD with Friends. A new segment where the QD team podcasts with close friends and shoot the shit. Lots of stories and ignorance flows forth. So Enjoy. In QDWF - 2 Blacks Named Max, Max brings his oldest and best friend Max. On Thanksgiving day they share a couple embarrassing stories like when Max got slapped by his father, there abuse problems and Michael Jacksons skin colors and the fragility of his face. Also, Max's whole family interrupts the podcast. Who doesn't love the holidays!
76 minutes | Oct 29, 2015
QDP22 | Kreeping Up With The Kardashians
We talk Lamar Odom, Slut Walks and Mini Goats.
97 minutes | Sep 16, 2015
QDP21 | Standing Wipers: Savages of Our Time
In this episode we go over -Ignition. Again. Always. -Max and Zach’s differing views on strip clubs. Zach has been scarred by cut rate craigslist strippers, and Max just goes to hang out. -Max loves the beach. He just hates being AT the beach. -WE DO NOT APPROVE OF MASON JARS. -People wipe standing up? Is this really a thing? Savages -Max is a fearful pooper. -Terrible bathrooms: The College Experience. -One of us fought a roommate twice our age. Tune in to see how that went. -How to lose two jobs in one day without committing a crime. -The happier times of Doug. Yeah, the cartoon. -Zach has a bucket list item of being publicly protested against. Can we make this happen? -Inheritances: Because even that terrible aunt has a cool picture or something. -Zach still hates spiders; Max still loves dolphins. Water is still wet. Will update with news. -How come the phrase ”Don’t worry about it; look, I need you to…” is always followed by a shady ass request? -Zach has a terrible convoluted argument on why watching the Lions is different than supporting the NFL. It is bad. -The Lions. Ugh. -Cam Jordan. Stop disrespecting women, but continue lifting their boyfriends into the air like children. //
67 minutes | Aug 31, 2015
QDP20 | My 6 Inch is Named Vester Flanagan
We aren't happy with ourselves. We are coming to terms with it though. We mentioned a lot of early aught rappers/r&b singers. R. Kelly mostly. Because the world needs him and he needs to piss so everyone just needs to deal with it. Further, R. Kelly did pee on black girls? Is Amy Poehler wrong and even if she is who cares, no one watches Hulu. Who is Lil B and why are we afraid of him? Max is very disgruntled. Is it a black thing or is it because he's being sexually harassed or mistaken for someone who can hold a job? Zach has burning hate for burning man. You can be gay or a prostitute but you can't not pay your taxes. Max screams at a stranger who wrote a slightly rude youtube comment on the Questionable Decisions Channel. PBS just hopped in bed with HBO. Gentrification at it's finest. We talk about when Child Stars get hot. //
71 minutes | Aug 2, 2015
QDP19 | Caitlyn Tindjer
This is a classic gals and guys! Happy 1Y Anniversary to us. Dorothy joins us to imbibe on white tears. DELICIOUS. Zach is on Tinder. I REPEAT ZACH IS ON TINDER (not all at once ladies) We answer the age old question, "If the penis was removed are you allowed to have sex with her and do I tell anyone." Max hangs with homeless people. What exactly are warts and how hard is it to catch AIDS? Is there a time limit? We promised we wouldn't talk about Meek Mill but we did. Zach hollers at Nicki while Ciara abstains. Who or what is Future? A magician? A ratchet ratchet magician. Black guy x Top Hat = Rapper? Isis thirsty. Zach is trying to bag Oprah (he's on a tear and it is not a lie) We need Oprah to have a baby. We argue over condoms. Zach is still racist. This podcast is a one-year let's offend everything anniversary blowout! Enjoy.
64 minutes | Jul 5, 2015
QDP17 | Face Down in the Grass
Happy Holidays! Well somebody's doing the raping. Viagra. Swingers. Racism! Plenty of Henny! Is this a Person?! 4th of July.
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