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9 Episodes

86 minutes | Jan 9, 2021
Episode 9: Middle aged ballers & Only fans of the dead
133 minutes | Dec 31, 2020
Episode 8: Clubbing at 30 & Cigarette smoking siblings.
Exactly how many names does Sean Combs have? Apparently more people shit themselves than we initially thought. How is the Mandalorian so much better than the brand new Star Wars movies? At least the new Star Wars movies are better than the Miracle of Life movie in health class (if you know you know). Jay’s little bro is chain smoking and we launch an investigation to find the culprit. Finally, our friend Brian pops in to tell a story about clubbing at 30 years old! 
145 minutes | Dec 24, 2020
Episode 7: Self claimed Madden pro challenged !
Are you in violation of the requirements for cheering for a sports team? You know who you are. In this episode a Legendary Madden Champion faces difficulty from an old foe and we relive old memories from Spring Break 08! Also included are the old dine and ditch tactic, a realtor/baker and what limbs are you willing to lose? GIVE US THAT STIMMY!!! 
193 minutes | Dec 22, 2020
Episode 6: John Lennon was assassinated ? The moon landing is fake?
I thought I told you that we wont stop! I thought I told you that we wont stop! Unlike John Lennon we are back! This week we discuss the validity of the moon landing, a wide array of sports, our favorite snacks and the Asian Persuasion. Josh recalls the night he and his navy buddies found a hidden strip club in Greece and Jay talks about how he can beat any woman in a foot race. 
152 minutes | Dec 13, 2020
Episode 5: Star Gazing & Guest
After a small break for the holidays, we have returned! This episode includes one of our oldest friends. He rides motorcycles in the mountains and cleans his Dad’s garage every year for the holidays! Join us as we discuss Native American MMA, squirrel smashing, Abu Dhabi survivors, cars we had in high school, Brian’s first time at a night club and leaving Josh in College Station, 4 hours from home!
88 minutes | Nov 22, 2020
Episode 4: Holidays & Bad dates
Join us for our Thanksgiving Episode! We discuss our favorite Thanksgiving foods, parents in the Navy, and ditching class in high school to play Xbox. We also dive into “No daughter dating” zones, our worst dates, pregame bathroom rituals and does Dylan actually choke Wyclef in the real life version of making the band?
105 minutes | Nov 12, 2020
Episode 3: Childhood Shows and Bad Grammar
It's the Veteran's Day Special! This episode we get into what's hot in the streets such as grandma's eating dirt, Corpus Christi sucks, toll roads are a rip off, Josh hearts New York, adventures in Bahrain, and beach fights. Is Jay wanted in Port Aransas?!
137 minutes | Nov 6, 2020
Episode 2: Election and Old memories
In episode 2 we dip our toes into the election, being mischievous teenagers, people that don’t use lotion and Josh almost wins $100 dollars from Jay from a wager. Who else remembers the stink spray called Morning Breeze?
92 minutes | Oct 31, 2020
Episode 1: Getting started
First Episode! In our debut episode we dive into Halloween 2020, halloween costumes we wore in the past, debate about restaurants in our hometown, opinions on the upcoming presidential election and a funny story that takes place in Atlanta! 
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