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Punk Assed: a Pun Cast

18 Episodes

22 minutes | May 27, 2020
Gummi Beers
Jordan gives a MAJOR update! Who makes these websites?? Spoons exist! A pun that has been hiding right under our noses OUR WHOLE LIVES! Same brother puns! Made up friends! Not a pun? Still good! Topics: "Candy" and "Kitchen Utensils and Appliances" Audio: "Circa 68" by Reserved for Rondee "Child's Play" by SmarTune- Licensed by Tribe of Noise
19 minutes | May 20, 2020
Jack Lemon vs. Rick Shaw
"A show with brothers who love each other and like to laugh..." The O. Henry Pun-Off. Revisionist History?? Jordan keeps standing up. Great bros think alike! The nation of Brussels! The debut of a "Coach" impression! BIG MINION GUY! Topics: "Vehicles" and "Fruits and Vegetables" Audio: "Circa 68" by Reserved for Rondee "Child's Play" by SmarTune- Licensed by Tribe of Noise
16 minutes | May 13, 2020
Hey Hey Hey, Good Boy
We play a BRAND NEW game for the first (and last?) time! How small is a "small mammal?" Should we GET POLITICAL? Will Jerzy's plan to keep Jordan from punning beyond the time limit work? #yesitwill This week's topics: world currencies, small mammals Audio: "Circa 68" by Reserved for Rondee "Child's Play" by SmarTune- Licensed by Tribe of Noise
16 minutes | May 7, 2020
Brosé
Someone wears a HOT sweater! We ban fictional magicians! The return of Jordan's classic Frasier impression! We wonder if we will ever both be good in the same episode again?? Topics: Magic and Wine
22 minutes | Apr 29, 2020
We Bought a Zoom
Dole Whip. Horse Boi. Doing it for the Instagram Clout. Squeaky Chair. This week's topics: "Headlines" and "Herbs & Spices." Other Projects: Insomniac Theatre Vocabaret Week Didn't Start Audio: "Circa 68" by Reserved for Rondee "Child's Play" by SmarTune- Licensed by Tribe of Noise
23 minutes | Apr 24, 2020
Alice B. Toke More
Jordan and Jerzy are BACK BACK BACK with a weekly show and new format! This week: baseball players and marijuana. Other projects: "Week Didn't Start" "I_NY" "Vocabaret" Audio: "Circa 68" by Reserved for Rondee "Child's Play" by SmarTune- Licensed by Tribe of Noise
23 minutes | Oct 31, 2018
Punk Assed: PUNDEAD
Jordan and Jerzy resurrect the podcast for a spooky halloween "Headlines" episode.
38 minutes | Jun 22, 2017
Away With Words (with Joe Berkowitz)
Jerzy talks with author Joe Berkowitz about his book "Away With Words: an Irreverent Tour Through the World of Pun Competitions." They discuss Joe's "Blair Witch" approach to battle rap, his experience competing in (and writing about) pun contests, and why he decided to provoke fights between Jerzy and his brothers in order to move a few extra units.
46 minutes | Jun 8, 2017
Elements of a Well-Made Pun (with Jordan Gwiazdowski)
Jerzy and Jordan discuss the four (five?) elements of quality puns. Then, they make puns on all 118 elements in the Periodic Table. Shout outs to Hootie and the Blowfish, Oliver Platt, and Iam.
47 minutes | Jun 1, 2017
Polyglot a Cracker (with Ariel Boone)
A long episode- we couldn't parrot down. Ariel Boone talks with Jerzy about pun etiquette, multilingual punning, "Christopher Columbus-ing," and more. We play Oh Pun Sez We on "Fruits and Vegetables (in other languages)" and a bunch of mini-games because we couldn't help it. Also, Ariel almost forgets to show Jerzy a meme.
14 minutes | May 25, 2017
Fasten der Führer, Us!
Jerzy and Toby tackle some pun topics they didn't see in Austin this year: "Fasteners" and "World War Two."
29 minutes | May 17, 2017
Pun-Off 2017 Recap!
Jerzy and Toby recap the 40th Annual O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships.
31 minutes | Apr 27, 2017
The Ten Commandments of Punning
In the first episode of 2017, Jordan and Jerzy come up with some rules for punning in polite society.
6 minutes | May 7, 2016
Punk Assed: Austin Pun-Off Recap!
The 39th Annual O. Henry Pun Off is in the books! Jordan, Jerzy and Toby congregate in their Austin hotel room to discuss the results.
29 minutes | Mar 17, 2016
Punk Assed #36: "Cribs, Oil & Clover"
WE DRINK YOUR (Shamrock) MILKSHAKE in this episode, punning on the oil business, cities in Ireland, and pregnancy. This episode is great for St. Patrick's Day. Its also great for weddings and a funeral- just ask Mickey Blue Eyes.
6 minutes | Mar 16, 2016
Punk Assed #35.5: "Pop Goes the Witzelsucht"
Recently, a woman brought her husband to a doctor because she couldn't stand his constant pun-making. We discuss this case study and improve on the BBC story headline in this mini-episode.
26 minutes | Mar 11, 2016
Punk Assed #35: "There's a Nap for That"
The bothers play "Headlines," ask some Oscar-themed "Celebrity Questions" and examine the topic of "Sleep" as they prepare for the upcoming 2016 Pun-Off World Championships!
34 minutes | Oct 8, 2015
Punk Assed #20: "All Punnin' Games"
For number twenty, an ALL GAMES SPECIAL! Jordan and Jerzy play every pun game they've played in episodes 1-19. This episode is full of pun topics and made up friends.
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