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57 minutes | 6 days ago
Episode 52: Sh*t Parfait
Recorded May 6, 2021. All our condolences to TJ Oshie. Then we talk about Tom Wilson for 45 minutes or however long this episode is.
50 minutes | 9 days ago
Episode 51: Taylor Hall Ain't Sh*t in Boston
Recorded May 2, 2021. On Taylor Hall not having to be the hero, Tom Wilson (but not about what you're thinking), PK vs Covid, Ovi's LBI, and Jakub Vrana in Detroit. Then we play an extensive game of Analyst/Coach/Real Estate Agent.
68 minutes | a month ago
Episode 50: Shakespeare Was A Hack
Recorded April 14, 2021. Vancouver vs. Covid vs. the NHL, the trade deadline, Ryan Reaves remains a piece of shit, and why you should be a New Jersey Devils fan if you feel like the Capitals betrayed you this week.
75 minutes | a month ago
Episode 49: Loserbowl 2021
Recorded March 29, 2021. The Buffalo Sabres vs the Philadelphia Flyers, bad things happened to Brendan Lemieux and he deserved it, and we aren't really sure what the Capitals are doing with their defense but Laviolette definitely hates Siegenthaler, right? Bad takes on hot teams, Ralph Krueger gets fired, and the Baltimore Football Goth House.
103 minutes | 2 months ago
Episode 48 - The Sheep Moan Room
Recorded March 10, 2021. Peter Hassett joins us to ask the biggest question, which is "WHAT IS THE FUCKING MESSAGE, GARY?" while the puppy cries the entire show (sorry). Also, how NHL coaches are like Highlanders, Evander Kane, whether or not Peter Laviolette hates Jonas Siegenthaler, Walter Gretzky, Jeff Skinner, a big fuck you to Jamie Benn, and try and convince Pete to post his own thighlights. We also talk about Blackpink, the hidden apartment behind the bathroom mirror, and the Whale Moan Room.
46 minutes | 3 months ago
Episode 47 - Fetch the Plague Doctor
Recorded February 16, 2021. Coronavirus special! Who had it, what teams got games postponed because of it, and the miracle of how they possibly could've caught an aerosol-borne virus while playing hockey games! Also, Matt Calvert's pink visor, the very definition of boarding, the Vitek Vanecek defense squad, MANSCAPED! (the musical?), YouTube drama channels, the Cecil Hotel and Elisa Lam, and deploying skill players on a grinder line (yes, this is about Jeff Skinner, but it's also about Daniel Sprong and Jakub Vrana).
42 minutes | 4 months ago
Episode 46 - Noted Ass Goon
Recorded January 11, 2021. Is the season gonna happen? We don't know. We talk Evander Kane, Bill Belichick (?!), the new Capitals goalie tandem, and which member of BTS the Capitals would have as their bias. No, we don't know what the fuck is up with Julie's audio in this.
46 minutes | 6 months ago
Bonus Episode 5: Reverse Retro
Recorded November 17, 2020. Julie and Amy go through the new Adidas Reverse Retro jerseys team by team.
61 minutes | 7 months ago
Episode 45 - Sure Bud
Recorded October 24, 2020. Free Agency, the Wheel of Goalies, Nastya Ovechkina in hockey gear, and in depth discussion of Lush Toffee Apple Lip Scrub.
44 minutes | 8 months ago
Episode 44 - Russian Weeble Wobble Never Falls Down
Recorded September 20, 2020. Ice, Ice, Baby. The President's Trophy Curse. A lot about Marcus Johansson getting traded to the Minnesota Wild. A super-sized "What's The Message, Gary?" segment, why Laviolette is fine all things considered, a very special anniversary, and a lot of waxing poetic about how much we love Anton Khudobin.
58 minutes | 8 months ago
Episode 43 - Slavering Over A Dude From Nova Scotia
Recorded August 25, 2020. This is the Matt Niskanen Fan Episode. We also talk controversy (Jon Marchessault, Logan Couture, Mike Milbury), the Capitals getting eliminated from the playoffs, and officially turn into a Dallas Stars podcast for the rest of the season.
38 minutes | 9 months ago
Episode 42 - The Bullshit Episode
Recorded August 11, 2020. We don't know anymore, TBL v. CBJ is in 4OT. Alexis Lafreniere is going to be a Ranger and we feel sorry for him. Arby's jokes, the lusciousness of Radko Gudas's beard, and props to Ryan Reaves for probably the first and only time.
41 minutes | 10 months ago
Episode 41 - The Battle of Who can Play Wonderwall the Loudest
Recorded July 28, 2020. The NHL hiatus is over and so is ours. We chat Covid, Chayka, and Crossing, and and get in on the ground floor of Playoff Beard Ranking.
83 minutes | a year ago
Episode 40 - A Little Bit of Hockey Ass on Every Hockey Player
Recorded March 18, 2020. Julie, Amy, and Donya talk the Ultimate Buffalo Sabres Fan Experience, Pride Night with the Rangers, Rona Quarantine, and play Draft Class F*ck Marry Kill.
55 minutes | a year ago
Episode 39 - Ovi's a Hoggle
Recorded March 2, 2020. Donya joins us to talk trade deadline, why Michal Kempny deserves to be benched, and the Washington Capitals Cheer Squad. Oh, and somehow Ovi is a hoggle, after all.
59 minutes | a year ago
Episode 38 - Failure to Plan
Recorded February 19, 2020. The only Washington Capitals regular roster player that Ryan Reaves gets more average ice time than is Brendan Leipsic. Oh, and Bouwmeester, Dillon, the Stadium Series, and the Capitals' defense continues to suck.
81 minutes | a year ago
Episode 37 - Happy Birthday To Ya
Recorded January 30, 2020. Listener and Patron Elizabeth joins us as her birthday present to flog the All Star Game, to talk about how hard the Caps' power play sucks, how we'd fix the Caps' defense, and a dramatic reading of the synopsis of Seattle Sockeyes #1, which Julie and Elizabeth both immediately bought.
61 minutes | a year ago
Episode 36 - Steaming Eagles
Recorded January 18, 2020. Winter Classic, Hockey N Heels, Wish Upon a Par. Laviolette, Gallant, Shero. Kassian vs. Tkachuck, Tortorella vs. the League, Matty P vs. the World. Tim Peel, Kelly Sutherland, Dan O'Halloran. Where's your Warren Foegele now, Carolina?
68 minutes | a year ago
Episode 35 - The Second Annual Holiday Extravaganza
Recorded December 23, 2019. Henry airs grievances, Julie and Amy talk the Caps and Bruins and some shitshows, David Pastrnak wears great suits, and there's a delightful holiday tune.
75 minutes | a year ago
Episode 34 - Chuckin' Mitties
Recorded December 5, 2019. Julie and Amy talk about racism in the NHL, why Robin Lehner needs to sit down and shut up, discipline in post-spitgate America, John Hynes's firing, and a lot more in a VERY delayed episode where Amy sounds like Kathleen Turner due to plague.
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