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unless you've been living in a horrible slimy egg you'll know that the new number one trans movie has happened. that's right, it's the MATRIX, AGAIN, and boy do we have OPINIONS. cleo logs on to the blogosphere, rhy doesn't understand science or fiction, and we both learn the importance of being horny.

your two favourite ho ho hos are back with the pronouns in bio CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2021! we're not just surviving christmas any more, we're sur-THRIVING christmas, and we've got a whole bunch of festive fun for you. cleo gets to the bottom of muppets lore, rhy learns to love christmas music, and everybody has a go on rainbow capitalism.

now is the winter of THIS CONTENT, by which we mean the SEXY DADS episode *air horn noise* listen in for dads, padres, and sad cops, oh MY. cleo goofs around, rhy gets religious, and everyone is introduced to a VERY special character

is that a thunderstorm, a vampire baseball game, or our unstill hearts? it's ALL THREE because we're here with the TWILIGHT EPISODE! we're bringing you 2005's hottest trends, and this time we even did the reading. rhy goes to bat for teenage girls, cleo puts on a DVD, and edward lays his eggs faster than he can bury them x

WE TOOK A HOT MINUTE BUT WE'RE BACK BABY! rhy and cleo return from their convalescence with a special bonus episode. we've got a full length ep chock full of vampires waiting in the wings, but first of all we wanted to show you, that's right, YOU, how much we love you. tune in to hear the humble beginnings of our gay poddy casto, find out what's going to happen when we go elon mode, and discover who, when the cards are down, is going to show feet xxxnewbo

shift into eighth gear and release the NOS, it's gay people and they're DRIVING CARS as pib gets FAST AND FURIOUS. cleo reveals her favourite form of transportation, rhy goes to the footie, and nobody knows who the fuck steve mcqueen is

there's a lotta misinformation about trans people in the news right now, so make sure you're getting the best worst misinformation with the pronouns in bio conspiracies special! cleo is pleased to be right about mothman, rhy uncovers the identity of every whistleblower, and special guest Annie Kelly reveals a conspiracy so deep it goes all the way... to the bottom of the ocean.

in our first ever pronouns in bio FOUR-WAY we take a magical journey to the world of dungeons & dragons. cleo burns down the theatre of the mind, rhy goes back to wizard school, plus special guests Beth and Lou revisit some beloved faves from episodes long past.

class is in session! put on your uniform (or not, you american weirdos) and start taking notes because we're doing a big queer reading of the high school movie. cleo ponders the enduring popularity of mean girls, rhy reveals some hard truths about kissing, plus special guest siân (twitter: @siankayehunter) brings her academic expertise to help us understand why we, the gays, cannot stop taking ourselves back to prom night.

get all warm and fuzzy with rhy, cleo, and haddaway as they explore the gayest, stickiest subject of all: love. tune in to find out who's flute bitch now, get some valuable sex education, and meet the most beloved gay of future past of all

its a new year and we're excited about the future, so things get pretty deep as we talk about magic, spirituality, and religion. is our usual bullshit tinged with a note of sincerity? have we maybe turned over a new leaf? come find out! plus we learn which lines ought to be crossed and why, cleo reluctantly joins the tolkien scholars, and rhy is taken by surprise but really should have seen it coming.

ho ho ho, merry new episode! we're bringing you the very special pronouns in bio Christmas Survival Guide, guaranteed to keep you holly jolly in the holidays. it's jam packed with tips on which queer xmas films to watch, how to cope if a relative comes out as cis, plus special guest Kate Menzies introduces medical doctor and professional genderist Dr Titz to answer our burning biology questions. fill up a glass, stick Fireplace for your Home on the telly, and treat yourself to the greatest gift of all.

Well well well if it isn't our favourite listeners! Plug in, log on, and get to play some video ga(y)mes with your fave trans podcasters. Cleo tries to find out what a bandicoot is, Rhy does find out what a dick print is, and nobody must ever find out what woohoo is. We're joined by top secret industry insider Errol Seymour (twt: @E_Something) who teaches us the true meaning of gaming.

Things get spooky as Cleo and Rhy are joined by Lucy Brady from WYRD_SIGNAL to talk about ghosts, monsters, goths (again) and why they're all gay as hell. Come find out if anyone really knows what queer theory is (they don't), learn why you should never assume a fish king's gender, and experience some gorgeous live readings from the beloved erotic boy wizard franchise. references: https://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/ever-scarier-on-the-turn-of-the-screw/amp https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/victorian-literature-and-culture/article/recovering-covering-end-what-queer-theory-can-do-for-the-turn-of-the-screw/D4D309367D9B1B4D8BD53C1F9E729B2F https://medium.com/@s.monteith1066/queer-as-fish-love-and-monstrous-bodies-in-guillermo-del-toros-the-shape-of-water-a60df1982928 canonical boy wizard franchise (cw homophobia, i guess): https://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/

In our inaugural episode Cleo and Rhy talk about famous trans property The Matrix (and its sequel The Matrix 2: John Wick Mode), reveal exclusive secrets about how trans people are born, and discover the kindness of juggalos.