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The Primal Podcast
66 minutes | Apr 29, 2018
Episode 25 – Welcome to Twitch, Bitch
Primal’s first official episode on Twitch (and YouTube)! Things start off talking about the changes to the show as well as being yelled at for going back on the air. After some shameless plugging, we get into the weird news of the week including Infinity War movie date rules, the upcoming game Agony, God of War 4 talk, Sliced Ketchup, Trading cars for candy, a new teen challenge, gaming during tornadoes and the Top 3 bizarre stories of the week!
42 minutes | May 25, 2017
Episode 23 – Return of the Nonsense
After a 5 week break, the man returns…..with not much. In this episode Primal talks about his time away, discusses male birth control, a tattooed fool calling himself the Joker and various other nonsense.
61 minutes | Apr 6, 2017
Episode 21 – Still Screaming
Holy Shit! He’s back and he’s prepared! After missing a week due to outside factors, Primal returns to the air. This time Primal tells us about watching Trailer Park Boys season 11, The Mockstrosity Tour with Mac Sabbath, Okilly Dokilly and Metalachi, finally watching Rogue One and buying JNCO Jeans. The second half rolls right into the stories of the day including Brad’s Wife, Peepza, crazy girl texts, The Cage Cage, and Artie Lange being arrested for drugs! All of this along with plenty of drinking and screaming along the way! (Watch Episode 21 on YouTube)
58 minutes | Mar 23, 2017
Episode 20 – A Real Dumpster Fire
Primal shows up unprepared and confused! (What a shock) Things kick off talking about St Patrick’s Day, a sparking refridgerator, and a visit to the casino! Thankfully Primal took a few minutes to prepare some stories for the day and moves right along into talks of New Monopoly game pieces, a cooler of weed being donated to Goodwill, a bull gores a bullfighter in a very uncomfortable place (like the back of a Volkswagon?), and Stephen Hawking visiting space. The show raps up with a very special, long-distance call! (Watch Episode 20 on YouTube)
67 minutes | Mar 16, 2017
Episode 19 – Pour Me Another
In yet another drunken talk-fest, Primal starts off talking about a trip to the casino, getting locked inside his house, the new season of Trailer Park Boys, and some new equipment before launching into the day’s stories. This episode’s stories included a man smuggling cocaine in his pants, weed being flung across the Mexican border via catapult, a wedding band cockring mishap and a substitute teacher drinking box wine. Primal also re-introduces Larry and his segment Racism with Larry. (Watch Episode 19 on YouTube)
58 minutes | Mar 9, 2017
Episode 18 – Rage For Days
Episode 18 starts off quick with Primal knocking back Jager and talking about the lack of drama this week, his first ride & fall off an ATV, new equipment for the show and his love for Surge soda. After stumbling through the personal stuff, the show rolls on with a semi-serious discussion about WikiLeaks and the CIA, pineapple on pizza, sex on lunch break in Sweden, all pink Starburst, a Taco Bell wedding dress and it wraps up in overtime with long distance oral sex by licking your phone screen! This is an episode you don’t want to miss! (Watch Episode 18 on YouTube)
54 minutes | Mar 2, 2017
Episode 17 – Ready For Anything
A brand new episode filled with fun and a new green screen studio! Primal discusses texts from the ex, a unwanted visitor at his home, his grandmother and more about the upcoming Bored Defeated podcast! All this while taking on a group of haters who arrived to try and cause problems! After all that, he gets into the recent stories including the Oscars mishap, Suicide Squad winning an Oscar, a man who pretended to be a member of Nickelback, Zombie outbreak warnings, Pink poop from Peep flavored Oreos and Pizza Hut pie-top sneakers! (Watch Episode 17 on YouTube)
57 minutes | Feb 23, 2017
Episode 16 – Put Em On Blast
The show starts with Primal discussing a strange late night phone call he received, the job hunt and the possibility of a new show joining the PrimalCast network. After getting through the everyday nonsense it was time to talk about YouTube ads, Snap Spectacles, Hitler’s phone being sold at auction, 7 new planets being discovered and Doom played on a Porsche 911! The show wraps up with talks of Merch and an unexpected audio issue.
61 minutes | Feb 18, 2017
Episode 15.5 – If You Don’t Like It…
Primal returns to clear the air about Episode 15 and it’s aftermath as well as his recent breakup. He goes on to discuss Trump, a monk caught with Meth pills and a YouTuber eating a celebrity’s picture everyday. The show closes out with Primal addressing both fans and haters while promising he’s not going to back down.
28 minutes | Apr 20, 2015
Episode 14 – Cutting Through Bullshit
Primal returns again to discuss the baby situation, being single, 4/20 and more about the future of the show. He also talks about a few documentaries about Atari and Scientology before closing this short episode.
42 minutes | Mar 28, 2015
Episode 13 – The (Not So) Triumphant Return
Primal returns to the mic for the first time since November! He talk about what’s gone on since the last episode and what to expect in the near future. The Primal Podcast has returned….again…..kinda
43 minutes | Nov 20, 2014
Episode 12 – The Bad Guy
Primal discusses what it’s like to wear the title of bad guy. A short episode dedicated to the people that point their fingers and blame others.
110 minutes | Oct 3, 2014
Primal Podcast Episode 9
Special Guest: Fred the “Fuck Her Right In The Pussy” Guy Primal starts off the show excited as ever and takes some time to talk about a Florida man with 50 dead cats in a freezer, a man bringing his daughter along to rob a house, a girl who married a dog and a mysterious death during a car accident. After the break, Fred calls in and gives us podcast gold! Primal and Fred discuss the FHRITP history, Fred’s home life, they take a call from a fan, talk beer and more! A must-listen episode!
104 minutes | Sep 23, 2014
Primal Podcast Episode 8
Special Guest: Xander Demos -Apologies to Xander for the ‘attack’ prior to his call. I sincerely thought he bailed and motherfucked him a bit. He ended up being awesome.- Primal has a train wreck to start the show. The phone system was failing again and things were not prepared. He discusses the richest rappers as well as freaking out about things breaking before taking a call from good friend and fellow M.C., SuperKing Armor. SuperKing and Primal chat it up a bit before Primal bitches about being stood up by his guest. After the break, Xander finally calls in and they talk about his music, touring, awards and the progression of music today.
99 minutes | Sep 19, 2014
Primal Podcast Episode 7
Special Guest: Chris “Mangina” Magennis Mangina returns to the show and this time Primal makes sure to record it! The show starts with Mangina’s triumphant fog machine entrance and the fun begins quickly. The boys discuss the mishap of Chris’ last visit and Primal’s lack of pot smoking. Primal makes a big announcement about his life and Chris announces his new project “Mangina: The Web Series”. The nonsense keeps coming as they talk about their sexcapades, eating habits and then Mangina takes over the show while Primal gives him 2 tattoos on his foot!
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