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63 minutes | Oct 15, 2021
#63 - Matty Ice
"These kids are hopeless." Jonesy is excited hockey is back. Thomas gets scolded by a guest over a Tito's-Red Bull. Frank attempts to eat a 25 foot chimichanga. Creepy girlfriend, celebrity tippers, trash bag luggage and NFL picks. "Favorite Chicago Bear... Tedy Bruschi."
61 minutes | Oct 8, 2021
#62 - Buffet Brawl
Who wants a scoop of crap turd ice cream? Jonesy is loving football so much he's preparing for U of A tryouts. Thomas witnesses a fight over crab legs. Frank celebrates 'National Taco Day' with a blind guy. NFL picks, Howler Head Whiskey, naked pumpkin and drunk guy search party.
61 minutes | Oct 1, 2021
#61 - Modelo Niagara
Bottle or draft? Jonesy feels old seeking his High Roller settlement. Thomas has to confront a stealing co-worker. Frank hates RV's and wants to party with Nic Cage. 3am tacos, NFL picks, Vegas fitness, and Teremana - The People's Tequila!
60 minutes | Sep 24, 2021
#60 - Oaza
Get lost in the sauce! Jonesy loves to get bad reviews and wants to party with JJ Watt. Thomas cuts off Rob Manfred and yells at good samaritans. Frank has a dilemma on his hands and thinks Korean BBQ is a scam. Illegal beer, KFC smugglers, Iowa St Cyclones and who wants a free car???
61 minutes | Sep 20, 2021
#59 - Shawshank Allegiant
Do I have to pay for this? Jonesy gambles against all U of A fans. Tommy Tailgate gets Friday off and buys a daybed. Frank gets a Taco Bell subscription and argues over a $50 minimum. Ghost friends, Disneyland mom and Pre-Shift thought process. Rest in Peace Nixon...
62 minutes | Sep 14, 2021
#58 - Southwest Shotgun
We are going to enjoy the end of the world. Jonesy takes a young punk to bartending school. Thomas travels through time. Frank gives us his NFL week 1 picks. Labor Day trash, special puke people, Bishop Sycamore, and DQ guy.
61 minutes | Sep 5, 2021
#57 - The Larney
Yeah yeah it's another Pre-Shift. Jonesy 'The Narc' explains The Tucson Trolley. Thomas hates Vegas traffic and has found The Holy Grail. Frank ventures down to Tucson and realizes he's just too old. Drunk policing, football season, Old Vegas and did Frank find his huckleberry?
60 minutes | Aug 29, 2021
#56 - The Hungry Games
They can't stop all of us. Jonesy isn't homeless yet and seems well nourished. Thomas bartends over Skype and shares an Uber. Frank goes to SummerSlam and his worst nightmare comes true. Hot dog lifespan, grandma Karen, gas station rules and The Witching Hour.
63 minutes | Aug 21, 2021
#55 - The Wooden Nickel
CASH ONLY! Jonesy loves gambling and gives an update on Tucson wagering. Thomas cusses at HR after working the Raiders 1st HOMiE game. Frank hears a guy singing in the bathroom stall next to him. Killa Cam, super flush, Manny vs Mikey C-word and Superfan Tanner calls in.
60 minutes | Aug 14, 2021
#54 - Fat Guy Towel Weather
Pre-Shift returns... Jonesy goes to The Alamo and rolls dice in his backyard. Thomas can't believe what he sees at work. Frank meets a 90's rapper and brings his own sweat towel. Loud outspoken wife, fake food inspectors, guy climbs Aria and the I-10 Belly Buster.
82 minutes | Jul 15, 2021
#53 - Live from Tommy Rocker's
Happy Birthday Pre-Shifters! Celebrate with Frank, Thomas and Jonesy as they hand out 'Shifties' to some of your favorite characters of the show including: Manny, Dom, The Infamous Mikey Seward and more! Thank you to all the fans for tuning in and supporting the show. We'll try our hardest to keep disappointing you for many years to come.
62 minutes | Jul 8, 2021
#52 - Urinal Hairs
You're supposed to poop before you party! Sheriff Jonesy makes a citizen's arrest and barks at his next door neighbor. Thomas has too many capri-suns and is M.I.A. Frank throws a back door party and tips Jonesy $600. Firework Karen, The Tamale Bandits, bad neighbors and bar bathrooms. Stop requesting songs from the disc jockey!
62 minutes | Jul 2, 2021
#51 - Sushi Shirt
Supervise those Husbands! Karaoke Jonesy is such a bro. Thomas is defeated by tourists. Frank has a face for radio and eats Subway 'Tuna'. Karen vs Kyle, No Fun Police, Family Drinking and getting trashed at the movies. Don't burn the city down pyros!
63 minutes | Jun 24, 2021
#50 - Poop & Rally
Make sure your cellular device is charged beforehand. Sheriff Jonesy smokes a cigar and has a crappy customer. Thomas is 'The Cleaner' as he becomes a creature of the night. Frank goes to Denny's and sneezes a little too hard. Fleeing Creep, Racist Karen, McBirth and Human Jerky. Shout out to 'The Crystal Palace Saloon' in Tombstone, AZ!
61 minutes | Jun 17, 2021
#49 - The Sickening Six
It's a living hell out here, in the Southwest! Jonesy forgot to pay his internet bill. Thomas is more of a cat person, in the casino and the grocery store. Frank goes to the pool and shaves his shoulders. Hangry Karen, Creepy employees, wing shortage, after hours party and Pakistani Police. Audacity is at an all-time high!
62 minutes | Jun 10, 2021
#48 - Banks & Spanks
ACT ACCORDINGLY! Jonesy forgets how hot it gets and uses a pickle jar for what? Thomas tries to do a good deed but becomes de-sensitized. Frank is the 'Long-back-asaurus' and has to work the front door. Elementary School Karen, Creepy Toes, Happy Hour All-Nighter and who else has Drunk Parents?
61 minutes | Jun 3, 2021
#47 - No Shirt, No Shoes, Open Bar
Who should re-populate the Earth? Jonesy hates all buffets and gives romantic advice. Thomas worked from dusk til dawn, all Memorial Day weekend...nuff said. Frank's miserable, too hot and is against airline weight limits. Common Creep, Karen's flight gets delayed & top 10 cheeseburgers. DOLPH LUNDGREN.
59 minutes | May 27, 2021
#46 - Ghost Hungers
STOP EATING OUT OF THE FRUIT TRAY! Jonesy is in-studio and tries to withdraw $50,000 from the ATM. Thomas is 'Daddy Day Care' as he works Graveyard all week. Frank's on Gravy Watch because buffets are cancelled. Karen call-in, Creepy Teacher, gym evac, and riding the Greyhound. NO COMMUNITY PEANUTS!
62 minutes | May 20, 2021
#45 - Strip Club Vaccine
Quarantine bodies grinding, 32 oz minimum! Jonesy rewards himself with a vanity, after a long graduation weekend. Thomas misplaces a sports parlay talking to his graveyard manager. Frank turns into a petting zoo after his wildest dream comes true. Shirtless guy, stripper pizza, beach creep and no more masks or underwear!
62 minutes | May 6, 2021
#43 - Mexican Raiden
Just in time for Cinco de Mayo. Jonesy has an HOA problem and blocks traffic getting his coffee. Thomas wants a police escort and looks like Eric Estrada. Frank goes to the doctor and has a wet dream. Hotel Karen, McRobber, Gym Creep and Red Lobster Biscuits vs Olive Garden breadsticks?
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